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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Vigorous silver church building
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
180 fear-inspiring depressive
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Canary contagious potus
  12/12/25
...
talking swashbuckling crackhouse
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Grizzly generalized bond milk
  12/12/25
easy
Aphrodisiac prole philosopher-king
  12/12/25
lol ok man
talking swashbuckling crackhouse
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
pea-brained unholy meetinghouse shitlib
  12/12/25
...
startling brindle mad-dog skullcap ladyboy
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Jade Bateful Box Office Immigrant
  12/12/25
...
cream boistinker psychic
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
at-the-ready elastic band preventive strike
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Fragrant mauve library becky
  12/12/25
...
180 fear-inspiring depressive
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Vigorous silver church building
  12/12/25
...
aquamarine mind-boggling tank juggernaut
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
embarrassed to the bone pearl gay wizard state
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
wonderful headpube abode
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Jade Bateful Box Office Immigrant
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Chestnut out-of-control selfie
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Yapping Azure Stage Liquid Oxygen
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Jade Bateful Box Office Immigrant
  12/12/25
tp.
Chestnut out-of-control selfie
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Vivacious beta native ape
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Yapping Azure Stage Liquid Oxygen
  12/12/25
who is that
Vivacious beta native ape
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
pea-brained unholy meetinghouse shitlib
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
pea-brained unholy meetinghouse shitlib
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Sable stubborn temple turdskin
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Sickened Parlor
  12/12/25
cr
talking swashbuckling crackhouse
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Grizzly generalized bond milk
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Maroon hairraiser base
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Canary contagious potus
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Maroon hairraiser base
  12/12/25
...
talking swashbuckling crackhouse
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
bat-shit-crazy floppy tanning salon mood
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Poppy Laser Beams Space
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
up-to-no-good dashing scourge upon the earth resort
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Vigorous silver church building

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: 180 fear-inspiring depressive

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Canary contagious potus

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: talking swashbuckling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Grizzly generalized bond milk

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole philosopher-king

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: talking swashbuckling crackhouse

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pea-brained unholy meetinghouse shitlib

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: startling brindle mad-dog skullcap ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Jade Bateful Box Office Immigrant

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cream boistinker psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: at-the-ready elastic band preventive strike

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Fragrant mauve library becky

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: 180 fear-inspiring depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Vigorous silver church building

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: aquamarine mind-boggling tank juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pearl gay wizard state

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: wonderful headpube abode

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Jade Bateful Box Office Immigrant

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control selfie

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Yapping Azure Stage Liquid Oxygen

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Jade Bateful Box Office Immigrant

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Chestnut out-of-control selfie

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Vivacious beta native ape

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Yapping Azure Stage Liquid Oxygen

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Vivacious beta native ape

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: pea-brained unholy meetinghouse shitlib

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: pea-brained unholy meetinghouse shitlib

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Sable stubborn temple turdskin

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Sickened Parlor

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: talking swashbuckling crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Grizzly generalized bond milk

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Maroon hairraiser base

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Canary contagious potus

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Maroon hairraiser base

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: talking swashbuckling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy floppy tanning salon mood

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Poppy Laser Beams Space

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dashing scourge upon the earth resort

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49506164)