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1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him t...
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  06/27/26
2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't p...
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lascivious pervert
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3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit po...
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holy shit lmao 180
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4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited t...
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Sinister Base Tank
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5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's&qu...
amethyst bat shit crazy heaven round eye
  06/27/26
6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on...
Sinister Base Tank
  06/27/26
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Slap-happy thirsty point
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8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thu...
amethyst bat shit crazy heaven round eye
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: lascivious pervert

1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him twice, squanched him thrice in the land of rice.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965718)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy heaven round eye

2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't penetrate him because "he can't feel it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965721)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: lascivious pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965757)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: Sinister Base Tank

3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit post titled "Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965735)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Arousing Gay Wizard Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965739)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy heaven round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965740)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: lascivious pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965758)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49986659)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: cerebral crimson digit ratio

4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited to, "boihole" and "kimchi chute" to refer to your alleged minor son's anus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965742)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: lascivious pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965759)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Sinister Base Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49967478)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy heaven round eye

5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's" and afterward smacked him about the face, chest, neck, back and head with a ruler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965767)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Sinister Base Tank

6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on questionable behavior you exhibited to your minor adopted child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965775)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy thirsty point

7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty television show conception of "squanching" on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49965781)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: amethyst bat shit crazy heaven round eye

8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thumb and a magnifying glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49966284)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: lascivious pervert

9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients "niggers" on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49966374)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49991280)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: ''''''"'''""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49986656)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑)

10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purchased to multiple pedo hangouts including Comet Pingpong Pizza and Great Wolf Lodge and then taunted us and bragged about it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49986662)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Consuela



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Elisa#49991139)