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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458418) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: Vivacious Place Of Business wow great point man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458428) |
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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM Author: umber chapel therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24982725) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24547190) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM Author: nyuug jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49766508) |
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: olive people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458433) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Scarlet deranged liquid oxygen keepsake machete you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458436) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Swashbuckling ivory address Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458514) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM Author: stirring green famous landscape painting don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461748) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: adventurous newt tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49397901) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM Author: Snowy excitant rehab old irish cottage (Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24547218) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458438) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: olive people who are hurt i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458449) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.
I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458506) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm yeah exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458508) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM Author: fighting shitlib i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978690) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979134) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM Author: pungent gunner gas station go back to reddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#39243557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Abnormal Opaque Hell cr
same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458473) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: fear-inspiring step-uncle's house lettuce What if it is at night though bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458499) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458512) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM Author: Blathering Cordovan Corner dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25065607) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM Author: Chrome striped hyena feces You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30219428) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM Author: Shimmering Skinny Woman Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#39243547) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM Author: aquamarine curious deer antler kitchen Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457791) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: Racy resort nowag i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458443) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: mind-boggling sooty faggot firefighter temple I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458462) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: dun ceo or a gigantic shopping bag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458521) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: lilac low-t mother hospital ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458496) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: Pea-brained Magical Roast Beef i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463478) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM Author: Pink genital piercing Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25065592) |
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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM Author: Narrow-minded Prole [Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27546867) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: razzle-dazzle death wish you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458447) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: olive people who are hurt (physics n00b) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458467) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: judgmental orange gay wizard yarmulke almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458471) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Razzle national Your done here lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458478) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: razzle-dazzle death wish just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458491) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458502) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: razzle-dazzle death wish jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458528) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Razzle national Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458515) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458520) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold (guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)
you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: razzle-dazzle death wish It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458510) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458518) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458527) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: Turquoise haunted graveyard theater You're done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467126) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm (idiot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458492) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: peach parlour kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458483) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Hairraiser Confused School Filthpig yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458503) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458525) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: peach parlour kitty cat i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458539) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: Abnormal Opaque Hell something to do with airbags i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458550) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: peach parlour kitty cat ahhh makes sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458566) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM Author: frum masturbator how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458546) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Hairraiser Confused School Filthpig only? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458563) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458573) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold (guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458638) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458645) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM Author: Wonderful crimson mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467489) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Tantric Library Blood Rage Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458569) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458630) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Razzle national Shitlawyer union won't let them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458650) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: Irradiated Talking Kitty Mexican lol
because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM Author: peach parlour kitty cat couldnt they just make the engines stronger? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458771) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM Author: Irradiated Talking Kitty Mexican lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458776) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM Author: Tantric Library Blood Rage lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458853) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM Author: Hairraiser Confused School Filthpig LOL
yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger?? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: stirring green famous landscape painting lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461754) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: adventurous newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49397902) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: Orchid 180 Plaza After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458640) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: stirring green famous landscape painting lol'd irl from picturing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461763) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM Author: Violet drunken abode dingle berry Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463376) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Histrionic Pocket Flask holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978677) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM Author: tripping hall round eye tyft mental image (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979022) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM Author: Salmon Market chortled, picturing road runner legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979481) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Out-of-control at-the-ready halford Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.
TL;DR: never change XO |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm "Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"
Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.
Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc... |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Out-of-control at-the-ready halford Your degree taught you shit dumbass.
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm "Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "
it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM Author: Tantric Library Blood Rage I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458752) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm yeah I mean every bit helps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458789) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Fragrant vengeful codepig giraffe Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458843) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM Author: Orchid 180 Plaza *legit retard* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458769) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Out-of-control at-the-ready halford Read up faggot
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM Author: Orchid 180 Plaza That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458796) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: peach parlour kitty cat titcr
chip kelly is done here |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458801) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: Out-of-control at-the-ready halford LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458874) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: Thriller gay cuck show your work, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458881) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm cr what a clown lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458893) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458888) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: Out-of-control at-the-ready halford "According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."
Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.
you're a riot. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Out-of-control at-the-ready halford LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458922) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm ? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.
If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.
I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills" |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM Author: Thriller gay cuck i thought you had a ph.d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458955) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm same thing
but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Thriller gay cuck you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458921) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: Thriller gay cuck this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458814) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Orchid 180 Plaza LJL, how could the dummy even jump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458850) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM Author: Spectacular Infuriating Business Firm Pisswyrm LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458868) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: Out-of-control at-the-ready halford (Kia salesman laughing off crash test results) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458891) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: Orchid 180 Plaza Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458899) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: Out-of-control at-the-ready halford How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Orchid 180 Plaza The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458934) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM Author: henna institution LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458916) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Out-of-control at-the-ready halford According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
Explain retard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Orchid 180 Plaza Did you even read your link?
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Hairraiser Confused School Filthpig Bort,
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458985) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: Translucent Spot holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660691) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: fuchsia slippery range rigpig tl;dr
why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land? also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Diverse state it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.
but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: Orchid 180 Plaza cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24459165) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: Mentally impaired menage Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460025) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM Author: Flatulent crusty piazza friendly grandma the scariest thing about this thread?
the people that dont realize its flame.
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460970) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM Author: Flatulent crusty piazza friendly grandma the ONLY question that matters.
how can i change? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460980) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM Author: twinkling aromatic stage dragon i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461533) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: exciting self-absorbed church regret (guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)
The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM Author: twinkling aromatic stage dragon that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461620) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM Author: Flesh up-to-no-good sandwich point i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.
there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).
in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461577) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: Flesh up-to-no-good sandwich point cr the voice of reason |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: twinkling aromatic stage dragon i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461597) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: flirting pit If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461608) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461643) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: twinkling aromatic stage dragon a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.
and as for entry position, do a pencil:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM Author: Mentally impaired menage dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467435) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM Author: Pea-brained Magical Roast Beef happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463468) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM Author: light greedy box office messiness I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463397) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.
Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility. |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM Author: Coral appetizing legal warrant awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: Translucent Spot well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660784) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM Author: Titillating Locale Trust Fund show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.
lol, plane noob. |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM Author: Bisexual Cracking Cuckold This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24661104) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM Author: tripping hall round eye if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979019) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM Author: Vibrant digit ratio I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.
Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.
Uninflated 180 |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM Author: Emerald passionate stag film This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.
edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2 |
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