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What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:52 AM Author: Indecent Property I think i get a 180 for this, or wasnt driving or texting an ex or whatever. I went to the optometrist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092663) |
Date: July 11th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy trying to navigate the real world while drunk can actually be really fun. lol @ going to the optometrist though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092664) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:01 AM Author: Indecent Property It was really funny because he was getting really pissed off. I remember him snapping at me "Hey hey HEY both eyes" while I was desperately squinting through my dominant eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092678) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy 180 ^ 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092755) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: arousing den philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092880) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Violent school half-breed The first and only time I drove drunk I was 19 and at a house party and got blitzed and just felt like going home to lay down. I know I shouldn’t have drove but I did I was like “wow, I can’t believe how easy this is.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093122) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM Author: garnet swashbuckling idea he suggested center I was also 19 but I got home and fell asleep in the back yard (parents' house). I think they came out and made fun of me
the only reason I didn't die is because no one else was on the road. it legitimately "scared me straight" from drunk driving which you would think is flame, but I still think on it and shudder. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:05 AM Author: sexy mentally impaired dilemma Got in a fight with my wife and drove to my office intending on spending the night there and then came back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092688) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Indecent Property Lol this is cr. When you're about to move out and by the time you find your keys you can't remember why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092725) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092745) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: floppy church I once went for drinks after work in the office and came back and fell asleep on some "partner's" couch. Luckily I woke up and went home around 1 AM or so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103197) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: black autistic national stain Hit on various women who rejected me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092707) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: marvelous sienna cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096703) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: marvelous sienna cruise ship My worst was a hotel front desk clerk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096705) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: Multi-colored Violent Menage Chad did you drunkenly assume he likes fat guys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49098413) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: black autistic national stain I have done this so many times it's hard to find a worst, but I haven't drunk enough to be drunk in >50 years. When I was a young lawlyer I threw up on the managing partner's wife's shoes at a firm picnic. They thought I was drunk, but it was in fact food poisoning. Had to go to the ER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100131) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy Ive done a lot of fairly stupid shit while drunk, but one that stands out in my mind is the night i jumped over the deck fence of the bar i was at because i couldn't find the exit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092749) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy I also once climbed out my bedroom window to avoid inviting an annoying friend out with me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092763) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Bisexual Orchestra Pit International Law Enforcement Agency let a random guy on the street make a phone call with my cell phone. fell asleep with a pot of water boiling on the stove (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092769) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: infuriating lascivious whorehouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092772) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: Indecent Property how did the random guy turn the stove on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092906) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Bisexual Orchestra Pit International Law Enforcement Agency lol separate events! but i do appreciate the innuendo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092941) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: burgundy irate tanning salon go to law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092770) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092771) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: razzle-dazzle crimson crackhouse weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093440) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Wild selfie blacked out while driving, twice. made it home fine but holy shit that was dumb. both times involved a major interstate highway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092777) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy Incredible poast/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092784) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Laughsome Amber Space Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093059) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: razzle-dazzle crimson crackhouse weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093441) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy Hooked up with guy, puked in his bathroom, used towel to clean it up and turned out it was his roommates towel. Whoops! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092780) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: grizzly dashing station sound barrier I love how the focal point of this short vignette is that it was *somebody else's* towel as if everything else is just noise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103799) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Jade circlehead A law professor waved at me while passing me in the hallway and for some reason I thought he was going in for a high five so I swung at him wildly with my open hand trying to make contact and he ducked out of the way like I was trying to hit him. I was so bewildered by the whole interaction that I didn’t even say anything and just scurried off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092781) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092782) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Hairraiser onyx point background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092791) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: Indecent Property Soo cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092796) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: costumed shrine death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092849) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: sexy mentally impaired dilemma Pumpkin beers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092862) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: arousing den philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092883) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Laughsome Amber Space Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093077) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: garnet swashbuckling idea he suggested center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093435) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: razzle-dazzle crimson crackhouse weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093442) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Pale Razzle Dog Poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093542) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:35 AM Author: Sapphire brunch lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097029) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Exciting bistre masturbator why were you drunk at school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097258) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: Indecent Property ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103497) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: marvelous sienna cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100063) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: Violent school half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100109) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: heady parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100361) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: excitant lavender kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100837) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: Electric jet-lagged hall Snuck out of my parents' house and walked with some friends to a girl's house in a nearby neighborhood all while leaving a trail of empty beer cans for the police to follow and then arrest us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092789) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy Given that you now white knight for angel reese, id say your decision making skills havent improved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092790) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: Electric jet-lagged hall i can't imagine hating on angel reese. if you watched her at all in college you know she is a great team player and has the ability to impact every play in various ways. in her second year she's leading the league in rebounds by a massive margin and has improved her offensive game and efficiency immensely.
I genuinely don't understand the hate she receives. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Indecent Property She's so cool and I love her eyelashes so you know she's a female (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092859) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Electric jet-lagged hall you're a cool female! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093742) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: Provocative cerise fortuitous meteor i moved to MFH and had absolutely no friends. Not even acquaintances. I used to get very drunk in those days. Sometimes a week would pass without someone talking to me, apart from a cashier.
I took to walking around with an open bottle and listening for parties, in the walk-up buildings around the EV and LES.
Id often go up and play the "Jessica invited me" (or Yessica if it was more puerto rican looking).
Sometimes this lead to me having to say "What? There's no Jessica?? I must have the wrong address, Im so sorry!"
There was an ocassional them saying, "Hey Jessica, you know this guy?"
More often, it was "hahah hey whatever dude, make yourself at home".
Only a few "Mike, I think this guy is fucking lying, he's probably came in to steal shit, hey guys c'mere, we have a fucking thief here"
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: curious salmon juggernaut plaza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092820) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: Haunting rehab incel 180 need more stories from this period of life brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096986) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:48 AM Author: Exciting bistre masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097257) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:14 AM Author: Idiotic odious step-uncle's house telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097221) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: Medicated cowardly principal's office toilet seat Registered for xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092803) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone preventive strike heaven falling off a balcony while hanging with gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092838) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy Wasnt it a roof? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092840) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone preventive strike heaven to be pedantic, it was a balcony hanging over another roof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092846) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy It is important to be as accurate as possible when regaling friends with tales of drunkenness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092852) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Indecent Property Draw this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092857) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king https://i.imgur.com/ncKHJBP.png
i was waiting outside of lex's apartment in my car to pick him up, which was on the second story over a store. behind the apartment was a parking lot. for reasons that remain unclear to me lex liked to leave through the balcony and climb down the fire escape. while waiting in the car way too long he eventually scuffled up to the passenger door, disheveled, with a few cuts. the conversation went something like this:
lex: sorry, i just fell off my balcony.
gunner: what lol are you ok?
lex: yeah i'm fine.
gunner: lol ok let's go get a drink. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Indecent Property this image is of a man falling backwards into a chickenwire covered alien driven skateboard with ketchup rims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093029) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone preventive strike heaven https://ibb.co/607Mnjzv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093269) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king hfs 180^180^1800000!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093277) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Indecent Property 180. Gunner is pretty handsome for an Indian |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone preventive strike heaven i'm a lucky man, no homo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093350) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Indecent Property Rank the top 5 stories itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093354) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: Hairraiser onyx point background story scholarship's story is #1 by far, who cares about the rest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094816) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Indecent Property muscadine wine slicing his arms open like a tin can to demonstrate knife quality was an exception addition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49095392) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone preventive strike heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096698) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:15 AM Author: Idiotic odious step-uncle's house telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097222) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:35 AM Author: trip messiness senate Do t you already have concussion/Brain issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097246) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king caused/exacerbated by shit like this, which was years ago and before lex got sober (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103713) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Snowy Histrionic Corner Dopamine I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097953) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: arousing den philosopher-king because of my Scumbag upbringing this didn't register to me as a concerning incident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092892) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone preventive strike heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092913) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093193) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:07 AM Author: Exciting bistre masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097277) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Brass soul-stirring lay quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49099906) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: Tripping obsidian indian lodge Is that what put you in the hospital/off xo for a long time?
This happened to a friend of mine but he didn’t maek it :( |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone preventive strike heaven ah, sorry to hear that, man. i was already having seizures and had heavy brain bleeding, but this couldn't have helped |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:17 AM Author: costumed shrine death wish DV and i got locked up for 3 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092843) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Well-lubricated Bawdyhouse Milk Reconciled and hooked up with an ex who later tried to kill me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092875) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: arousing den philosopher-king went to couples therapy. we, uh, had to end the session early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092882) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: Indecent Property much many more details to do the needful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092901) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM Author: arousing den philosopher-king we were having a fight before we were heading off to therapy. before i get in the car i drank a bunch of whiskey at once. maybe half a bottle or more. so, i didn't really start getting drunk until the session started. everyone was confused because i was fine a minute ago and i made some excuses like "idk what's wrong i'm just not feeling well." therapist decided to end the session because i was "groggy", and i drove home with my ex. at the next session the therapist was pissed and scolded me for driving. i continued to say that i was fine and just got woozy or something randomly. she give me this scowl and after that she seemed really against me in sessions. before that it felt like she was on my side more often than not. i think she dealt with a lot of drunks and could recognize i was trashed more than most people could, because i can usually keep it together really well.
i think the marriage lasted another couple months after that! |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Indecent Property Mmhm Probably hard to pull off the cool fratty drunk guy at couples therapy.
I rate this as number 2 stupid after me getting prescription lenses while being drunk |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king i'm very gregarious and convincing. doesn't really work with someone trained on drunks i guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093123) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Indecent Property Yes it's literally why your wife brought you there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093158) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king you fags are oracles when it comes to male/female dynamics and i think you're probably right that she needed someone i couldn't just charm into being on my side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093292) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: Tripping obsidian indian lodge Doing couples therapy with someone you aren’t at least engaged to is… idk what but it’s bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092903) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:44 AM Author: arousing den philosopher-king this was with my exwife! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092910) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Tripping obsidian indian lodge I didnt know you were a divorcee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092917) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king still am too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093015) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: orange area friendly grandma Many layers to this fag’s loserdom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093038) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king here's another crazy story about my ex-wife: she never cucked me with other men, emasculated me by sharing embarrassing details about me publicly, or tried to damage my life in any way. we also remained friends for many years after and i never once desperately ran back to her because i couldn't get laid any other way.
haha crazy right? |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: orange area friendly grandma “I’m a huge simp”
great poast, champ |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king how are you even real? can't wait to see how this crash out ends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093116) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: orange area friendly grandma You’re too in your 40s to talk like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093135) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king and you're a bit too old for "mom please dont take my computer, i promise ill look for a job after i pwn these kikes on autoadmit!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093166) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM Author: costumed shrine death wish other things:
1. threw a full can of beer into a crowd of people at a club called Sonar in baltimore. got jumped and absolutely fucked up, face was all bruised, like my entire face was a black eye. a friend of mine hit one of the guys who did it in the face with a cinderblock outside the club. had to go to classes as a 3L and to my job at the national archives' gc office with a fucked up face for 2 weeks. i said it was a basketball injury lol.
2. blacked out and got thrown out of an uber in chicago at like 2 am. woke up in an elevator in a parking garage at 5. found my way back to my hotel, had to be at a biz dev presentation at 9 am. someone had to cover for me.
3. got in multiple fights with that stripper i was fooling around with as we spent a week traveling from hotel to hotel in LA/SD. was blackout drunk almost the whole time.
there are others, but these are top of mind. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Bisexual Orchestra Pit International Law Enforcement Agency i feel like you would win this thread, not that it's a competition. you didn't even hit on anything that involves waking up next to a transsexual prostitute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092950) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: costumed shrine death wish i am sure i have other wild shit. for overall zany things you've done on booze and drugs, i bet i would win. i was an absolute mess for a few years.
showed up to labor negotiations still high on coke once. another time i was bargaining with a unit of nurses and the union rep asked me if i needed medical attention. i was on a 2 day bender, coming down off coke and was basically green. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Bisexual Orchestra Pit International Law Enforcement Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093136) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: arousing den philosopher-king one time i blacked out on a date. it was really going well i thought. i had a few too many and suddenly she excused herself but not before making sure i called an uber. i don't remember anything after that except coming to outside in the city in the middle of winter. i've never been so cold in my life. i went to an emergency room to warm up. i called another uber and got in, then blacked out again. woke up in bed with no phone or car, not remembering anything that happened after the date except for being freezing in the city for a moment.
had to call my mom to go get my car. then i had to use my cell phone tracking app to find my phone, which was in the second uber in the driver's apartment complex. i found the car and could see my phone in the back seat. i sent a message to uber about it but i guess the driver wasn't available. i went around the apartment complex asking whose car it was. after trying every door i gave up and left a note on the windshield.
the driver called me that night and she gave me my phone. i remember it was on valentine's day and she met me in a red lobster parking lot where she was getting dinner with her husband. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:39 PM Author: costumed shrine death wish 180. Louis cannon type story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094815) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Exciting bistre masturbator Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49098106) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Indecent Property your stories are 180 when you consider that you have been outed and you must be the biggest pencil neck dweeb on earth. its nearly impossible to imagine that guy getting into any of these antics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093039) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: costumed shrine death wish wild stuff, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093056) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: costumed shrine death wish another one was i blacked out at my friend's house back in 05 and tried to drive home. for some reason i drove to my childhood home's neighborhood. woke up at 7 am with the car running in front of a cop's house, but luckily the cop had recently been killed in the line of duty.
oh, this is a good one. in 2012 i ate a bunch of ambien and drank a 6 pack. then drove to the liquor store to get more beer and was changing out CDs in my car and crashed into a truck. i fled and went home and texted my wife (she was out) "woah someone just hit my car and took off lol" but about 10 mins later the cops came to my house. i remember them being in my condo and one of them laughing at me that i'd have to report this to the bar, etc. another cop was like "hey genius, you know your VIN was on the panel of your car that you left at the scene, don't you?"
i was 100% out of it and hallucinating. they didn't charge me with DUI bc i was no longer at the scene, but they told me they knew i was drunk.
i wound up making up a story about taking the med as prescribed and sleep driving. i got off. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: costumed shrine death wish oh shit, i forgot this one. in december 2017, i was about to be promoted to partner at baker hostetler. the guy who put me up had a end of year get together at the Palm in DC (he is one of the caricatures on the wall). there were like 15 people there. i got absolutely wrecked on martinis. i was obviously drunk in front of him but thankfully he left. the restaurant ultimately asked me to leave and i lost my phone and a coworker had to order me an uber.
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: marvelous sienna cruise ship we should party sometime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096948) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: costumed shrine death wish i'm sober now but i'll RAGE with you anyway.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: turquoise learning disabled sanctuary trump supporter accidentally used the diesel can instead of the kerosene can (for a kerosene heater), woke up in blackface, entire cabin coated with soot
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Boyish primrose police squad church building Came back home after drinking at the bar and fell asleep spooning by black lab who was 15 years old and I knew she was going to die soon. My lab didn’t like to be cuddled so she probably got up and hobbled away as soon as I passed out.
The dog bed was right in front of my security door. I kept the front door open because it was summer and no A/C.
I awoke to my next door neighbor, a black nurse, coming home from her night shift. I hear, “Oh, chimata! What are you doing?”
It was pretty embarrassing. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: costumed shrine death wish wait, you're telling me you have a black wife AND you had a black lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093139) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Boyish primrose police squad church building Yeah but now I have a yellow lab to even things out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093191) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy You have a black wife and yellow lab? You got those two mixed up, friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093202) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Boyish primrose police squad church building OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093383) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: Flesh at-the-ready psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093641) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: Wild selfie now you need a yellow mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093273) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Orchid titillating parlor I was a knife salesman for Cutco knives and showed up to a sales appointment drunk and proceeded to cut myself in multiple spots during the demonstration, and got the blood all over my white shirt. The people were terrified and bought a bunch of knives just to get rid of me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093283) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Indecent Property 180000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093288) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Galvanic impertinent chapel ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093367) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Boyish primrose police squad church building lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093382) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Jade circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093417) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093421) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle crimson crackhouse weed whacker lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093446) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: crusty vibrant dingle berry pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093447) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: thriller foreskin voyeur "Go and do likewise, gents." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093450) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: arousing den philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093486) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: garnet swashbuckling idea he suggested center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093577) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: razzle-dazzle crimson crackhouse weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093586) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Cocky green stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094818) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: Exciting bistre masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097278) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: Milky startled ape hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100090) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: costumed shrine death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093452) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: garnet swashbuckling idea he suggested center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093497) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:03 AM Author: Canary Big Old Irish Cottage this would make a great scene in a movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097013) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:45 AM Author: Sapphire brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097041) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:18 AM Author: Idiotic odious step-uncle's house telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097226) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: Brass soul-stirring lay quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49099912) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: marvelous sienna cruise ship 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100060) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: Stimulating beta locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49101150) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM Author: razzle-dazzle crimson crackhouse weed whacker This thread delivered. My story involves getting extremely drunk at a summer associate event. Being extremely drunk I figured I shouldn't get a cab but should "walk it off" on my way home. For some reason I either drunk dialed my parents or they called me and I stupidly picked up and vaguely got in some huge fight with them, the details or even high level of which I had no clue about the next day. I finally staggered home and my dog and wife were both disgusted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093458) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 PM Author: sexy mentally impaired dilemma One time I passed out in a Subway parking lot. The cops found me and went through my phone to find someone to take me. They called my grandma, luckily she was asleep since it was late. They went down the list and found a friend to come get me. Glad I didn't get run over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49095073) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Passionate Plum Turdskin fucked up my favorite jeans and a pair of shoes i really liked because I fell into a retention pond in Orlando while taking a shortcut to a gas station to buy more beer after I went out for the night on a work trip and wanted to keep drinking. by some miracle I actually brought a second pair of shoes because the next day I flew directly to Washington DC to attend the 2016 inauguration of Donald Trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093482) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 4:44 AM Author: Awkward jew address I severely fucked up my Speedmaster drunkenly falling up concrete stairs leading to a Jimmy John’s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097176) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: sick round eye famous landscape painting sex with men for money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093487) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: Indecent Property How much did you pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093508) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: sick round eye famous landscape painting cant remember, was drunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093648) |
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