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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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crimson potus
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
Racy preventive strike half-breed
  07/14/25
Ty
crimson potus
  07/14/25
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Trust If Aryan
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
boyish ratface macaca
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
crimson potus
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
boyish ratface macaca
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
crimson potus
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
boyish ratface macaca
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
cream pocket flask
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
crimson potus
  07/14/25
...
slate 180 site clown
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
ungodly messiness
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
Lemon Pisswyrm
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
crimson potus
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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  07/14/25
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Obsidian cerebral garrison
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
crimson potus
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Obsidian cerebral garrison
  07/14/25
what a stud
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
Hateful dopamine
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
crimson potus
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
drunken green whorehouse double fault
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Obsidian cerebral garrison
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
drunken green whorehouse double fault
  07/14/25
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pink stimulating international law enforcement agency
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
rambunctious gay wizard doctorate
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
ocher associate university
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Obsidian cerebral garrison
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
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  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
Sapphire corn cake
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
Milky bateful spot
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
boyish ratface macaca
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
crimson potus
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
boyish ratface macaca
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
sienna aromatic parlor cuck
  07/15/25
Best of luck
alcoholic market
  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
Crystalline Stage Police Squad
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
nighttime heady theater
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Lemon Pisswyrm
  07/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
Lemon Pisswyrm
  07/15/25
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Crystalline Stage Police Squad
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
Where is the link
vibrant tattoo affirmative action
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
Lemon Pisswyrm
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
vibrant tattoo affirmative action
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
stubborn arousing ticket booth
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Burgundy goal in life
  07/15/25
Here he comes
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
rookie blunder
blue location
  07/15/25
ahhhhh shit!!!
Crystalline Stage Police Squad
  07/15/25
Wow aren't laws crazy
vermilion laughsome range roommate
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
vibrant tattoo affirmative action
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
vermilion laughsome range roommate
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
vibrant tattoo affirmative action
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
nighttime heady theater
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vermilion laughsome range roommate
  07/15/25
Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
stubborn arousing ticket booth
  07/15/25
...
vermilion laughsome range roommate
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
crimson potus
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
Hateful dopamine
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
Obsidian cerebral garrison
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exciting area persian
  07/15/25
needs legal advice
charcoal exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/25
Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
vibrant tattoo affirmative action
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Greedy glittery national
  07/15/25
Imagine?
rambunctious gay wizard doctorate
  07/15/25
Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
rambunctious gay wizard doctorate
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"I can turn him straight"
nighttime heady theater
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Lemon Pisswyrm
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TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar
  07/15/25
The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
crimson potus
  07/15/25
...
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
rambunctious gay wizard doctorate
  07/15/25
Tho humble
Hateful dopamine
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
Haunting white yarmulke pit
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stubborn arousing ticket booth
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
crimson potus
  07/15/25
...
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Burgundy goal in life
  07/15/25
I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
rambunctious gay wizard doctorate
  07/15/25
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mustard sexy selfie
  07/15/25
Relatively modest recovery tp
vermilion laughsome range roommate
  07/15/25
Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
vermilion laughsome range roommate
  07/15/25
...
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
vermilion laughsome range roommate
  07/15/25
forwent work
Hateful dopamine
  07/15/25
looking at their firm size tp
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
vibrant tattoo affirmative action
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
concupiscible church
  07/15/25
*gayer
Hateful dopamine
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
concupiscible church
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
Obsidian cerebral garrison
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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Slippery immigrant coffee pot
  07/15/25
kike
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manic pixie dream litigator
  07/16/25
Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
vibrant tattoo affirmative action
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
Obsidian cerebral garrison
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
tls fox
exciting area persian
  07/15/25
https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
exciting area persian
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...
Lemon Pisswyrm
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
vibrant tattoo affirmative action
  07/15/25
did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
Copper fluffy brunch
  07/15/25
Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
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  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Hateful dopamine
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
👋
crimson potus
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
razzle-dazzle meetinghouse
  07/15/25
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crimson potus
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
razzle-dazzle meetinghouse
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
crimson potus
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
razzle-dazzle meetinghouse
  07/15/25
We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
crimson potus
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
razzle-dazzle meetinghouse
  07/15/25
Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
crimson potus
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
nighttime heady theater
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
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exciting area persian
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comical depressive
  07/15/25
was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
translucent electric furnace casino
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
Lemon Pisswyrm
  07/15/25
Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Pontificating library toilet seat
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Vivacious Principal's Office
  07/15/25
stfu fag
Hateful dopamine
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
Vivacious Principal's Office
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
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Lemon Pisswyrm
  07/15/25
litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
charcoal exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/25
not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
mustard sexy selfie
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
charcoal exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
mustard sexy selfie
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
charcoal exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/25
He’s really good
Slippery immigrant coffee pot
  07/15/25
im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
Onyx Travel Guidebook Mad-dog Skullcap
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
vibrant tattoo affirmative action
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cerise insanely creepy orchestra pit bbw
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
mustard sexy selfie
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slaveholders were 180 tho
Hateful dopamine
  07/15/25
EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
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mustard sexy selfie
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You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Violet Filthy School Cafeteria Quadroon
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
Violet Filthy School Cafeteria Quadroon
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Trust If Aryan
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Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/16/25
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Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
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columbo luis
  07/16/25
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Schizomemesis is gay
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manic pixie dream litigator
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
dirigible behemothaur
  07/16/25
Gorgeous guy
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/16/25
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Summa
  07/16/25
At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
columbo luis
  07/16/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: crimson potus

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Racy preventive strike half-breed

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: crimson potus

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: boyish ratface macaca

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: crimson potus

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101429)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: boyish ratface macaca

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: crimson potus

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: boyish ratface macaca

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: cream pocket flask

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: crimson potus

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: ungodly messiness

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Lemon Pisswyrm

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: crimson potus

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lemon Pisswyrm

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: rambunctious gay wizard doctorate



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good rigor



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring school milk



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Obsidian cerebral garrison

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: crimson potus

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Obsidian cerebral garrison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Hateful dopamine

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: crimson potus

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: drunken green whorehouse double fault

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Obsidian cerebral garrison

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: drunken green whorehouse double fault

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: pink stimulating international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: rambunctious gay wizard doctorate

The N-word would be a clever wink

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: ocher associate university

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Obsidian cerebral garrison

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Sapphire corn cake

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Sapphire corn cake

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Milky bateful spot

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: boyish ratface macaca

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: crimson potus

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: boyish ratface macaca

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: sienna aromatic parlor cuck

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: alcoholic market

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Crystalline Stage Police Squad

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: nighttime heady theater

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Lemon Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Lemon Pisswyrm

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Lemon Pisswyrm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: stubborn arousing ticket booth

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Burgundy goal in life

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: blue location

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Police Squad

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: vermilion laughsome range roommate

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: stubborn arousing ticket booth

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: rambunctious gay wizard doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: mustard sexy selfie

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: floppy coiffed lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: vermilion laughsome range roommate

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vermilion laughsome range roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: stubborn arousing ticket booth

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: vermilion laughsome range roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: crimson potus

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Hateful dopamine

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Obsidian cerebral garrison

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vermilion laughsome range roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Haunting white yarmulke pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: rambunctious gay wizard doctorate

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: exciting area persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring school milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: pink stimulating international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: exciting area persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: charcoal exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Greedy glittery national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: rambunctious gay wizard doctorate

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: rambunctious gay wizard doctorate

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Lemon Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: rambunctious gay wizard doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: exciting area persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Slippery immigrant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: cerise insanely creepy orchestra pit bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring school milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: crimson potus

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: rambunctious gay wizard doctorate

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Hateful dopamine

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Haunting white yarmulke pit

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: stubborn arousing ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: crimson potus

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Burgundy goal in life

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: rambunctious gay wizard doctorate

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: mustard sexy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: vermilion laughsome range roommate

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: vermilion laughsome range roommate

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: vermilion laughsome range roommate

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Hateful dopamine

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: concupiscible church

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Hateful dopamine

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: concupiscible church

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Obsidian cerebral garrison

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: exciting area persian

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Slippery immigrant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: ungodly messiness

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: crimson potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring school milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: abnormal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: floppy coiffed lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: gumbo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Obsidian cerebral garrison

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: exciting area persian

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: exciting area persian

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Lemon Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Copper fluffy brunch

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: trip business firm genital piercing

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Hateful dopamine

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: crimson potus

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: crimson potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: crimson potus

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: crimson potus

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: crimson potus

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: nighttime heady theater

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: exciting area persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: comical depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: translucent electric furnace casino

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Lemon Pisswyrm

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Pontificating library toilet seat

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Principal's Office

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Hateful dopamine

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Principal's Office

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: mustard sexy selfie

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Lemon Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: charcoal exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: mustard sexy selfie

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: charcoal exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: mustard sexy selfie

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: charcoal exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Slippery immigrant coffee pot

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Onyx Travel Guidebook Mad-dog Skullcap

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vibrant tattoo affirmative action

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: cerise insanely creepy orchestra pit bbw

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: mustard sexy selfie

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Hateful dopamine

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: cerise insanely creepy orchestra pit bbw

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Sticky space sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: sienna aromatic parlor cuck

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: mustard sexy selfie

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Violet Filthy School Cafeteria Quadroon

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Violet Filthy School Cafeteria Quadroon

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: .;.,.,,,.,.,;

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: columbo luis (🧐)

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Schizomemesis is gay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: dirigible behemothaur

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Summa

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: columbo luis (🧐)

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105370)