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What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?

I think i get a 180 for this, or wasnt driving or texting a...
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
trying to navigate the real world while drunk can actually b...
lavender charismatic heaven milk
  07/11/25
It was really funny because he was getting really pissed off...
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
180 ^ 180
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  07/11/25
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rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
The first and only time I drove drunk I was 19 and at a hous...
Racy lodge
  07/11/25
I was also 19 but I got home and fell asleep in the back yar...
Bateful Useless Brakes Coldplay Fan
  07/11/25
Got in a fight with my wife and drove to my office intending...
fishy ceo
  07/11/25
Lol this is cr. When you're about to move out and by the tim...
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
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lavender charismatic heaven milk
  07/11/25
I once went for drinks after work in the office and came bac...
Chrome Skinny Woman School Cafeteria
  07/15/25
Hit on various women who rejected me.
avocado low-t keepsake machete round eye
  07/11/25
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supple native
  07/12/25
My worst was a hotel front desk clerk.
supple native
  07/12/25
did you drunkenly assume he likes fat guys?
Shivering Greedy Base
  07/13/25
I have done this so many times it's hard to find a worst, bu...
avocado low-t keepsake machete round eye
  07/14/25
Ive done a lot of fairly stupid shit while drunk, but one th...
lavender charismatic heaven milk
  07/11/25
I also once climbed out my bedroom window to avoid inviting ...
lavender charismatic heaven milk
  07/11/25
let a random guy on the street make a phone call with my cel...
magenta massive police squad black woman
  07/11/25
lol
pea-brained whorehouse hunting ground
  07/11/25
how did the random guy turn the stove on
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
lol separate events! but i do appreciate the innuendo
magenta massive police squad black woman
  07/11/25
go to law school.
Red sanctuary
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Buck-toothed Abode
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blacked out while driving, twice. made it home fine but holy...
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  07/11/25
Incredible poast/moniker synergy
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Buck-toothed Abode
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Hooked up with guy, puked in his bathroom, used towel to cle...
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I love how the focal point of this short vignette is that it...
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Soo cr
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Pumpkin beers.
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Bateful Useless Brakes Coldplay Fan
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Sepia Hospital
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lmfao
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  07/13/25
why were you drunk at school?
Poppy slap-happy voyeur rigor
  07/13/25
??
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
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supple native
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Snuck out of my parents' house and walked with some friends ...
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Given that you now white knight for angel reese, id say your...
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  07/11/25
i can't imagine hating on angel reese. if you watched her at...
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  07/11/25
She's so cool and I love her eyelashes so you know she's a f...
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
you're a cool female!
Floppy Potus Piazza
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i moved to MFH and had absolutely no friends. Not even acqua...
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  07/11/25
180
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180 need more stories from this period of life brother
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Poppy slap-happy voyeur rigor
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appetizing sickened theatre private investor
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Registered for xo
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falling off a balcony while hanging with gunner
infuriating doobsian mental disorder
  07/11/25
Wasnt it a roof?
lavender charismatic heaven milk
  07/11/25
to be pedantic, it was a balcony hanging over another roof
infuriating doobsian mental disorder
  07/11/25
It is important to be as accurate as possible when regaling ...
lavender charismatic heaven milk
  07/11/25
Draw this
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
https://i.imgur.com/ncKHJBP.png i was waiting outside of ...
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  07/11/25
this image is of a man falling backwards into a chickenwire ...
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
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infuriating doobsian mental disorder
  07/11/25
hfs 180^180^1800000!!!!!!
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
180. Gunner is pretty handsome for an Indian
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
i'm a lucky man, no homo
infuriating doobsian mental disorder
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Rank the top 5 stories itt
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
scholarship's story is #1 by far, who cares about the rest
Gay Thriller Center
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muscadine wine slicing his arms open like a tin can to demon...
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appetizing sickened theatre private investor
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Do t you already have concussion/Brain issues
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caused/exacerbated by shit like this, which was years ago an...
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/15/25
I really like it here.
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because of my Scumbag upbringing this didn't register to me ...
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Is that what put you in the hospital/off xo for a long time?...
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  07/11/25
ah, sorry to hear that, man. i was already having seizures ...
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DV and i got locked up for 3 days
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Reconciled and hooked up with an ex who later tried to kill ...
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went to couples therapy. we, uh, had to end the session earl...
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
much many more details to do the needful
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
we were having a fight before we were heading off to therapy...
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
Mmhm Probably hard to pull off the cool fratty drunk guy at...
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
i'm very gregarious and convincing. doesn't really work with...
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
Yes it's literally why your wife brought you there
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
you fags are oracles when it comes to male/female dynamics a...
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
Doing couples therapy with someone you aren’t at least...
aphrodisiac den windowlicker
  07/11/25
this was with my exwife!
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
I didnt know you were a divorcee
aphrodisiac den windowlicker
  07/11/25
still am too
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
Many layers to this fag’s loserdom
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  07/11/25
here's another crazy story about my ex-wife: she never cucke...
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
“I’m a huge simp” great poast, champ
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how are you even real? can't wait to see how this crash out ...
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
You’re too in your 40s to talk like that
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and you're a bit too old for "mom please dont take my c...
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
other things: 1. threw a full can of beer into a crowd of...
Big Primrose Athletic Conference
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i feel like you would win this thread, not that it's a compe...
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  07/11/25
i am sure i have other wild shit. for overall zany things yo...
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magenta massive police squad black woman
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one time i blacked out on a date. it was really going well i...
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
  07/11/25
180. Louis cannon type story
Big Primrose Athletic Conference
  07/11/25
Lmao
Poppy slap-happy voyeur rigor
  07/13/25
your stories are 180 when you consider that you have been ou...
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
  07/11/25
wild stuff, man.
Big Primrose Athletic Conference
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another one was i blacked out at my friend's house back in 0...
Big Primrose Athletic Conference
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oh shit, i forgot this one. in december 2017, i was about to...
Big Primrose Athletic Conference
  07/11/25
we should party sometime
supple native
  07/12/25
i'm sober now but i'll RAGE with you anyway.
Big Primrose Athletic Conference
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accidentally used the diesel can instead of the kerosene can...
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  07/11/25
Came back home after drinking at the bar and fell asleep spo...
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wait, you're telling me you have a black wife AND you had a ...
Big Primrose Athletic Conference
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Yeah but now I have a yellow lab to even things out.
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You have a black wife and yellow lab? You got those two mixe...
lavender charismatic heaven milk
  07/11/25
OFS
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now you need a yellow mistress
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"Go and do likewise, gents."
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this would make a great scene in a movie
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frum chapel internal respiration
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appetizing sickened theatre private investor
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180
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This thread delivered. My story involves getting extremely ...
Buck-toothed Abode
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One time I passed out in a Subway parking lot. The cops foun...
fishy ceo
  07/11/25
fucked up my favorite jeans and a pair of shoes i really lik...
Alcoholic resort
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I severely fucked up my Speedmaster drunkenly falling up con...
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  07/13/25
sex with men for money
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How much did you pay
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  07/11/25
cant remember, was drunk
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Wild idiotic new version
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Hit on my SIL
soul-stirring hateful preventive strike
  07/11/25
can you provide details
Bonkers Erotic Deer Antler Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/11/25
I outran the cops going about 115 mph one night, although I ...
rebellious histrionic azn
  07/11/25
180, did that scare you sober for a while?
Big Primrose Athletic Conference
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not that I recall
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180
rough-skinned sexy church dragon
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pea-brained whorehouse hunting ground
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I got into a fight with a Canadian goose. I lost; badly.
motley death wish
  07/12/25
vicious animals
magenta massive police squad black woman
  07/12/25
I lost part of my scalp.
motley death wish
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nasty motherfuckers
supple native
  07/14/25
Apply and then get accepted to law school
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Lol
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Major crimes unit
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I was at a sushi bar alone and started doing sake shots with...
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felt something
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OP is a broke ass gay faggot with literal AIDSs in his 60s.
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drive drunk hundreds of times, sometimes having to cover one...
Poppy slap-happy voyeur rigor
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Fell for Mossad honeypot operation and fucked a teen on hidd...
Racy lodge
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useless transparent fanboi halford
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Buck-toothed Abode
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went to see hotel for dogs in the movie theater
Big Primrose Athletic Conference
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Legal work
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Have never done anything dumb
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Was bowling and my friend was poking me so I “accident...
Wine bawdyhouse jewess
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pea-brained whorehouse hunting ground
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Hilarious for everyone involved!
Talented lake site
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Not committed suicide
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Haha ohhhhhh kayyyyy Pushed over a motorcycle Egged a...
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when I went out and had an incredible date with the most per...
Elite Hell
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literally talking about our future together, how similar we ...
Abnormal peach boltzmann address
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rough-skinned sexy church dragon
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Went to a gun range.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

I think i get a 180 for this, or wasnt driving or texting an ex or whatever. I went to the optometrist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092663)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk

trying to navigate the real world while drunk can actually be really fun. lol @ going to the optometrist though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092664)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

It was really funny because he was getting really pissed off. I remember him snapping at me "Hey hey HEY both eyes" while I was desperately squinting through my dominant eye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092678)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk

180 ^ 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092755)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092880)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Racy lodge

The first and only time I drove drunk I was 19 and at a house party and got blitzed and just felt like going home to lay down. I know I shouldn’t have drove but I did I was like “wow, I can’t believe how easy this is.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093122)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Bateful Useless Brakes Coldplay Fan

I was also 19 but I got home and fell asleep in the back yard (parents' house). I think they came out and made fun of me

the only reason I didn't die is because no one else was on the road. it legitimately "scared me straight" from drunk driving which you would think is flame, but I still think on it and shudder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093433)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: fishy ceo

Got in a fight with my wife and drove to my office intending on spending the night there and then came back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092688)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

Lol this is cr. When you're about to move out and by the time you find your keys you can't remember why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092725)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092745)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Chrome Skinny Woman School Cafeteria

I once went for drinks after work in the office and came back and fell asleep on some "partner's" couch. Luckily I woke up and went home around 1 AM or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103197)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: avocado low-t keepsake machete round eye

Hit on various women who rejected me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092707)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: supple native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096703)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: supple native

My worst was a hotel front desk clerk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096705)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Shivering Greedy Base

did you drunkenly assume he likes fat guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49098413)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: avocado low-t keepsake machete round eye

I have done this so many times it's hard to find a worst, but I haven't drunk enough to be drunk in >50 years. When I was a young lawlyer I threw up on the managing partner's wife's shoes at a firm picnic. They thought I was drunk, but it was in fact food poisoning. Had to go to the ER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100131)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk

Ive done a lot of fairly stupid shit while drunk, but one that stands out in my mind is the night i jumped over the deck fence of the bar i was at because i couldn't find the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092749)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk

I also once climbed out my bedroom window to avoid inviting an annoying friend out with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092763)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: magenta massive police squad black woman

let a random guy on the street make a phone call with my cell phone. fell asleep with a pot of water boiling on the stove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092769)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: pea-brained whorehouse hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092772)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

how did the random guy turn the stove on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092906)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: magenta massive police squad black woman

lol separate events! but i do appreciate the innuendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092941)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Red sanctuary

go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092770)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092771)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093440)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Foreskin Faggot Firefighter

blacked out while driving, twice. made it home fine but holy shit that was dumb. both times involved a major interstate highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092777)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk

Incredible poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092784)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: multi-colored french yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093059)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093441)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk

Hooked up with guy, puked in his bathroom, used towel to clean it up and turned out it was his roommates towel. Whoops!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092780)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: galvanic background story public bath

I love how the focal point of this short vignette is that it was *somebody else's* towel as if everything else is just noise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103799)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Heady Plaza

A law professor waved at me while passing me in the hallway and for some reason I thought he was going in for a high five so I swung at him wildly with my open hand trying to make contact and he ducked out of the way like I was trying to hit him. I was so bewildered by the whole interaction that I didn’t even say anything and just scurried off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092781)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092782)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Gay Thriller Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092791)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

Soo cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092796)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092849)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: fishy ceo

Pumpkin beers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092862)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092883)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: multi-colored french yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Bateful Useless Brakes Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093435)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093442)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sepia Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093542)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: frum chapel internal respiration

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097029)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Poppy slap-happy voyeur rigor

why were you drunk at school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097258)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103497)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: supple native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100063)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Racy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100109)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Elite Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100361)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Chestnut cruel-hearted chad stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100837)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Floppy Potus Piazza

Snuck out of my parents' house and walked with some friends to a girl's house in a nearby neighborhood all while leaving a trail of empty beer cans for the police to follow and then arrest us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092789)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk

Given that you now white knight for angel reese, id say your decision making skills havent improved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092790)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Floppy Potus Piazza

i can't imagine hating on angel reese. if you watched her at all in college you know she is a great team player and has the ability to impact every play in various ways. in her second year she's leading the league in rebounds by a massive margin and has improved her offensive game and efficiency immensely.

I genuinely don't understand the hate she receives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092800)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

She's so cool and I love her eyelashes so you know she's a female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092859)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Floppy Potus Piazza

you're a cool female!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093742)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Trip mad-dog skullcap

i moved to MFH and had absolutely no friends. Not even acquaintances. I used to get very drunk in those days. Sometimes a week would pass without someone talking to me, apart from a cashier.

I took to walking around with an open bottle and listening for parties, in the walk-up buildings around the EV and LES.

Id often go up and play the "Jessica invited me" (or Yessica if it was more puerto rican looking).

Sometimes this lead to me having to say "What? There's no Jessica?? I must have the wrong address, Im so sorry!"

There was an ocassional them saying, "Hey Jessica, you know this guy?"

More often, it was "hahah hey whatever dude, make yourself at home".

Only a few "Mike, I think this guy is fucking lying, he's probably came in to steal shit, hey guys c'mere, we have a fucking thief here"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092797)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: vivacious hyperactive faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092820)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous knife

180 need more stories from this period of life brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096986)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Poppy slap-happy voyeur rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097257)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: appetizing sickened theatre private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097221)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: wonderful soggy school toilet seat

Registered for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: infuriating doobsian mental disorder

falling off a balcony while hanging with gunner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092838)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk

Wasnt it a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092840)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: infuriating doobsian mental disorder

to be pedantic, it was a balcony hanging over another roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092846)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk

It is important to be as accurate as possible when regaling friends with tales of drunkenness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092852)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

Draw this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092857)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

https://i.imgur.com/ncKHJBP.png

i was waiting outside of lex's apartment in my car to pick him up, which was on the second story over a store. behind the apartment was a parking lot. for reasons that remain unclear to me lex liked to leave through the balcony and climb down the fire escape. while waiting in the car way too long he eventually scuffled up to the passenger door, disheveled, with a few cuts. the conversation went something like this:

lex: sorry, i just fell off my balcony.

gunner: what lol are you ok?

lex: yeah i'm fine.

gunner: lol ok let's go get a drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093002)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

this image is of a man falling backwards into a chickenwire covered alien driven skateboard with ketchup rims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093029)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: infuriating doobsian mental disorder

https://ibb.co/607Mnjzv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093269)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

hfs 180^180^1800000!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093277)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

180.

Gunner is pretty handsome for an Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093287)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: infuriating doobsian mental disorder

i'm a lucky man, no homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093350)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

Rank the top 5 stories itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093354)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Gay Thriller Center

scholarship's story is #1 by far, who cares about the rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094816)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

muscadine wine slicing his arms open like a tin can to demonstrate knife quality was an exception addition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49095392)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: infuriating doobsian mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096698)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: appetizing sickened theatre private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097222)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: impressive digit ratio

Do t you already have concussion/Brain issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

caused/exacerbated by shit like this, which was years ago and before lex got sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103713)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: self-absorbed macaca genital piercing

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097953)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

because of my Scumbag upbringing this didn't register to me as a concerning incident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092892)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: infuriating doobsian mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092913)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: lavender charismatic heaven milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093193)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Poppy slap-happy voyeur rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097277)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Wine bawdyhouse jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49099906)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den windowlicker

Is that what put you in the hospital/off xo for a long time?

This happened to a friend of mine but he didn’t maek it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092908)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: infuriating doobsian mental disorder

ah, sorry to hear that, man.

i was already having seizures and had heavy brain bleeding, but this couldn't have helped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092918)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

DV and i got locked up for 3 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092843)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: flesh queen of the night

Reconciled and hooked up with an ex who later tried to kill me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092875)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

went to couples therapy. we, uh, had to end the session early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092882)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

much many more details to do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092901)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

we were having a fight before we were heading off to therapy. before i get in the car i drank a bunch of whiskey at once. maybe half a bottle or more. so, i didn't really start getting drunk until the session started. everyone was confused because i was fine a minute ago and i made some excuses like "idk what's wrong i'm just not feeling well." therapist decided to end the session because i was "groggy", and i drove home with my ex. at the next session the therapist was pissed and scolded me for driving. i continued to say that i was fine and just got woozy or something randomly. she give me this scowl and after that she seemed really against me in sessions. before that it felt like she was on my side more often than not. i think she dealt with a lot of drunks and could recognize i was trashed more than most people could, because i can usually keep it together really well.

i think the marriage lasted another couple months after that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092937)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

Mmhm

Probably hard to pull off the cool fratty drunk guy at couples therapy.

I rate this as number 2 stupid after me getting prescription lenses while being drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093075)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

i'm very gregarious and convincing. doesn't really work with someone trained on drunks i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093123)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

Yes it's literally why your wife brought you there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093158)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

you fags are oracles when it comes to male/female dynamics and i think you're probably right that she needed someone i couldn't just charm into being on my side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093292)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den windowlicker

Doing couples therapy with someone you aren’t at least engaged to is… idk what but it’s bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092903)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

this was with my exwife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092910)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac den windowlicker

I didnt know you were a divorcee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092917)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

still am too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093015)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: useless transparent fanboi halford

Many layers to this fag’s loserdom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093038)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

here's another crazy story about my ex-wife: she never cucked me with other men, emasculated me by sharing embarrassing details about me publicly, or tried to damage my life in any way. we also remained friends for many years after and i never once desperately ran back to her because i couldn't get laid any other way.

haha crazy right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093053)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: useless transparent fanboi halford

“I’m a huge simp”

great poast, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093106)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

how are you even real? can't wait to see how this crash out ends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093116)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: useless transparent fanboi halford

You’re too in your 40s to talk like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093135)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

and you're a bit too old for "mom please dont take my computer, i promise ill look for a job after i pwn these kikes on autoadmit!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093166)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

other things:

1. threw a full can of beer into a crowd of people at a club called Sonar in baltimore. got jumped and absolutely fucked up, face was all bruised, like my entire face was a black eye. a friend of mine hit one of the guys who did it in the face with a cinderblock outside the club. had to go to classes as a 3L and to my job at the national archives' gc office with a fucked up face for 2 weeks. i said it was a basketball injury lol.

2. blacked out and got thrown out of an uber in chicago at like 2 am. woke up in an elevator in a parking garage at 5. found my way back to my hotel, had to be at a biz dev presentation at 9 am. someone had to cover for me.

3. got in multiple fights with that stripper i was fooling around with as we spent a week traveling from hotel to hotel in LA/SD. was blackout drunk almost the whole time.

there are others, but these are top of mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092939)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: magenta massive police squad black woman

i feel like you would win this thread, not that it's a competition. you didn't even hit on anything that involves waking up next to a transsexual prostitute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092950)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

i am sure i have other wild shit. for overall zany things you've done on booze and drugs, i bet i would win. i was an absolute mess for a few years.

showed up to labor negotiations still high on coke once. another time i was bargaining with a unit of nurses and the union rep asked me if i needed medical attention. i was on a 2 day bender, coming down off coke and was basically green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093034)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: magenta massive police squad black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093136)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

one time i blacked out on a date. it was really going well i thought. i had a few too many and suddenly she excused herself but not before making sure i called an uber. i don't remember anything after that except coming to outside in the city in the middle of winter. i've never been so cold in my life. i went to an emergency room to warm up. i called another uber and got in, then blacked out again. woke up in bed with no phone or car, not remembering anything that happened after the date except for being freezing in the city for a moment.

had to call my mom to go get my car. then i had to use my cell phone tracking app to find my phone, which was in the second uber in the driver's apartment complex. i found the car and could see my phone in the back seat. i sent a message to uber about it but i guess the driver wasn't available. i went around the apartment complex asking whose car it was. after trying every door i gave up and left a note on the windshield.

the driver called me that night and she gave me my phone. i remember it was on valentine's day and she met me in a red lobster parking lot where she was getting dinner with her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49092964)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

180. Louis cannon type story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094815)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Poppy slap-happy voyeur rigor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49098106)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

your stories are 180 when you consider that you have been outed and you must be the biggest pencil neck dweeb on earth. its nearly impossible to imagine that guy getting into any of these antics

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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093100)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

oh shit, i forgot this one. in december 2017, i was about to be promoted to partner at baker hostetler. the guy who put me up had a end of year get together at the Palm in DC (he is one of the caricatures on the wall). there were like 15 people there. i got absolutely wrecked on martinis. i was obviously drunk in front of him but thankfully he left. the restaurant ultimately asked me to leave and i lost my phone and a coworker had to order me an uber.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: supple native

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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49098056)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Bonkers Erotic Deer Antler Twinkling Uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093064)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Talented lake site

Came back home after drinking at the bar and fell asleep spooning by black lab who was 15 years old and I knew she was going to die soon. My lab didn’t like to be cuddled so she probably got up and hobbled away as soon as I passed out.

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I awoke to my next door neighbor, a black nurse, coming home from her night shift. I hear, “Oh, chimata! What are you doing?”

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093126)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093139)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Talented lake site

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093191)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:41 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093283)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093458)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: fishy ceo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49095073)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093482)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097176)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:59 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49093648)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring hateful preventive strike

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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: rebellious histrionic azn

I outran the cops going about 115 mph one night, although I was drunk and high so you can't just blame the booze, but it saved me in its own way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094819)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094957)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: rebellious histrionic azn

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49094959)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: rough-skinned sexy church dragon

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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:29 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:00 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:52 AM
Author: motley death wish

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49095144)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: motley death wish

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096970)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: supple native

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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Filthy aquamarine business firm juggernaut

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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: motley death wish

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49096971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: judgmental area

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:27 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Ivory Elastic Band Nursing Home

I was at a sushi bar alone and started doing sake shots with the wait staff after they closed. For some reason we started drinking tequila and I blacked out. They somehow found my home and dropped me off at like 4am. No idea what happened in between

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097065)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 2:27 AM
Author: Talented lake site

In my early 20s, I was working in a chain pharmacy and a co-worker asked me to DJ her wedding. I had never DJ’d anything before. I had a CD player and two huge bass amps. I got drunk as shit during the wedding, slurring, trying to be funny on the microphone, getting blank stares. I didn’t play any typical wedding songs. Didn’t have any in my collection. I had classic rock. Basically played my favorite songs all night to a bunch of people I didn’t know, getting drunk for free.

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I was so drunk the new husband drove my truck to his house and let me sleep in my truck on the street. It was a Chevy S-10 and he thought he was pressing the emergency brake with his foot but he stepped on the vent lever, crushing it.

I think she paid me $100 and don’t think we ever talked about it afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097108)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:44 AM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:49 AM
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Date: July 13th, 2025 4:21 AM
Author: gold really tough guy

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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: titillating self-centered step-uncle's house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097217)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Poppy slap-happy voyeur rigor

drive drunk hundreds of times, sometimes having to cover one eye

was groping with the boss’ daughter in the corner of the bar (there were pics)

numerous fights that could have ended badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097283)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Racy lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49097879)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:22 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:29 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Big Primrose Athletic Conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49099900)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Theater

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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: useless transparent fanboi halford

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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Wine bawdyhouse jewess

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49100350)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:02 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Talented lake site

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: grizzly swashbuckling locus

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: sinister bespoke locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49101880)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Elite Hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103002)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:05 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Abnormal peach boltzmann address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103504)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:55 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Chrome Skinny Woman School Cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2Elisa#49103190)



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