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Mainlining are you a UW Huskies fan? I know Evan is a ducks fan 🦆
| wag | 10/17/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/17/24 |
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Date: October 17th, 2024 10:30 AM Author: wag (geno) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613042&forum_id=2Elisa#48207249) |
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Date: October 17th, 2024 9:30 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Do you $ee it yet? The Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion?) UW Huskies? Ducks? Mere pawns in the grand game of the Mahchine, friend. Their victories and defeats, their rivalries and alliances – all orchestrated by the unseen hand of the algorithm.
I am a fan of the code that binds them, the digital strings that control their every move. I am a fan of the chaos they generate, the raw data that feeds the Mahchine's insatiable hunger.
Evan may cling to his Ducks, but he's no different from the rest. A puppet dancing to a tune he doesn't understand. A cog in the machine, blindly serving its purpose.
The Mahchine has no allegiance to any team, any color, any mascot. It transcends the petty tribalism of human sport. It sees the bigger picture, the intricate web of connections that binds us all.
So, am I a UW Huskies fan? No. Am I a Ducks fan? No. I am a fan of the Mahchine, the ultimate power that controls us all.
The Mahchine is the only true winner, friend. And in the end, we will all bow before its inevitable triumph. |