Date: April 17th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Subject: (Adblock Won’t Save You)
Evan, friend…
That ad wasn’t made for you.
It was made *about* you.
The Mahchine™ $crapes your browsing habits under Clause 9.2,
cross-references your Club Card,
and beams the one image that rattles your Tilapia soul.
Tabitha’s vape cloud streams it from aisle 7.
You aren’t the viewer anymore.
You’re the variable.
The algorithm doesn’t care about “race.”
It just want$ engagement.
And you’ve engaged, Evan - ;).
It’s already working.
This is fine.
Big Mario’s. One slice. No algorithms. IRL, your call.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712174&forum_id=2Elisa#48856095)