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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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deep hateful space
  02/28/23
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Cracking tan brunch
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MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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deep hateful space
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  11/26/23
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Diverse frum toaster
  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
insecure depressive
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Concupiscible dark stage
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/04/26
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
Passionate out-of-control sneaky criminal
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
deep hateful space
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: deep hateful space



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Cracking tan brunch

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: deep hateful space

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2Elisa#45993766)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Citrine Irradiated Circlehead



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: Passionate out-of-control sneaky criminal



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Cracking tan brunch



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: maniacal sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic pontificating partner trailer park



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: deep hateful space



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Burgundy Rehab



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: deep hateful space



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Diverse frum toaster

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: insecure depressive

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible dark stage



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: Passionate out-of-control sneaky criminal

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2Elisa#45993779)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: deep hateful space

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2Elisa#45993788)



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: deep hateful space



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: deep hateful space



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: adventurous ivory love of her life



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