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S1e1 of Alien Earth is better than most of the Aliens films. A Triumph.
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Date: August 14th, 2025 8:06 AM Author: michael doodikoff Can't wait to watch e2
Best show opener I've seen in a long time.
Obviously very high production value too.
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Date: August 14th, 2025 8:06 AM Author: cell phones what streamer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49183812) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: michael doodikoff Fx channel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49183989) |
Date: August 14th, 2025 8:07 AM Author: guy doing uninteresting things online It's good, thank fuck there's a scifi show worth watching now btw episode 2 was released with episode 1 |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 8:22 AM Author: Senior Ethics Official I saw some shit on twitter suggesting theres some pozzed tranny or something in the show. Is it gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49183840) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 8:26 AM Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐) Yeah gay like your mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49183846) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 8:27 AM Author: Senior Ethics Official Fuck you your mom is an ugly dyke slut. My mom is a hot straight slut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49183850) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... This board could use more "your mom" battles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49184570) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: michael doodikoff There are some kids transplanted into cyborg superhuman bodies but who keep their childish behavior and innocence. We will see how that storyline goes, but no trannies that I saw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49183988) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:35 AM Author: michael doodikoff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49184484) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\' can i watch it on netflix/disney/hulu/hbo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49184868) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: michael doodikoff FX
not sure |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 1:46 PM Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\' how the fuck do i watch fx? i have to pay for another streamer in this ratfuck world? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49184958) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:33 AM Author: Wang Hernandez It’s on Disney/hulu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49186983) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: cannon Cr. Was hoping it would be good when I saw it was done by the same guy who created Fargo show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49184944) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: peeface just finished the first two episodes.
pretty damn good.
no woke faggotry.
lots of action.
TOOL in the soundtrack.
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Date: August 14th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: michael doodikoff e1 ended with a Ronnie James Dio era Black Sabbath song for the credits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49186348) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:34 AM Author: cock of michael obama Watched episode 1, watching episode 2 now.
It has a very Alien: Romulus vibe - high production values although it's really "dark" visually, seems like it will have lots of fan service and limited new ideas. Old, but new! Sigh...
Even though Prometheus had significant problems, at least it reached higher. This doesn't appear to be reaching beyond what came before at all. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:28 AM Author: peeface no, keep watching, this FX alien show reveals the meaning of life about half way through episode 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762286&forum_id=2Elisa#49186978) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:11 AM Author: cock of michael obama I watched the first two episodes (all that’s been released so far) of the FX/Hulu show Alien: Earth tonight. I wanted something light and brainless and it’s delivered it so far; there’s really not much to dissect here content wise. It’s very reminiscent of the recently released movie Alien: Romulus which I surprisingly liked because of its quite strong production values and my very low expectations. Earth’s production values are significantly worse - everything is crouched in dark cinematography, even though the season supposedly cost $250+ million - but it delivers some minor scares and creepy atmosphere so far.
Both Romulus and Earth suffer from the same problem, though: a lack of imagination. Just like Star Wars and every other remake and sequel these days, the producers/writers think the audience wants “the same as before, just with a different twist.” And they’re right - it’s slop for the masses, fan service, it pays dividends and makes money, and it’s oh so boring.
While Prometheus had significant problems with its script, especially in the form of character choices, and it bizarrely cut most of the most important scene from the film (only available as a deleted scene, when the engineer wakes up), it at least tried to be different even as it kept the underlying Alien form (i.e. ship goes to another planet or is in space, alien kills everyone, alpha female protagonist knows the alien better than everyone else and is the lone or almost lone survivor). Prometheus introduced the engineer (an amazing character) and how the engineer race gave birth to humanity, that it had a totally different conception of birth and death than we do, it introduced the alien as a bioweapon intended to destroy humanity with, and it implicitly tied that intent to the death of Christ.
In both Romulus and Earth, there is no mythology being built, there is no attempt to change the underlying perspective or mythos of what came before. Instead - change the setting a bit, change the technology a bit (in Romulus the android personalities could be changed with a data stick, in Earth there’s different types of robots), maybe have a slightly different alien, the end.
Yawn. Boring. I may continue watching it for mindless entertainment - other than the now ubiquitous race mixing and female empowerment it hasn’t pushed for much underlying symbolic manipulation - but I knew after the first episode what I was going to get, and it did deliver that same shlock in the second.
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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:47 AM Author: Mormon Alien expert here It looks good -HH |