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swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
  08/05/25
Are you talking about long time poaster, Kyle Rabe?
hyperactive box office gunner
  08/05/25
aka pleasureman
ocher locus
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Bearded stage depressive
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Indecent state
  08/05/25
https://x.com/ihatebiglaw/status/1952582330599825911 Coving...
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
  08/05/25
wow- how much did he shake them down for?
Indecent state
  08/05/25
lmfao at 'resume writing services'
ocher locus
  08/05/25
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Ebony death wish
  08/05/25
They expired after 1 week. You can't write a resume in 1 wee...
Chocolate stimulating blood rage
  08/05/25
10.4--Draft resume, attn. to same
ocher locus
  08/05/25
I am not autistic enough to know what this means but I accep...
Chocolate stimulating blood rage
  08/05/25
Update resume (40.0)
charismatic claret roommate
  08/05/25
Is this hours billed?
Chocolate stimulating blood rage
  08/05/25
lol 180
sooty meetinghouse
  08/05/25
Whats this guys moniker https://www.cov.com/en/profession...
ocher locus
  08/05/25
UVA 09. he maed it somehow
charismatic claret roommate
  08/05/25
Probably being a Super Lawyer Rising Star helped
ocher locus
  08/05/25
i mean with ITE hes lucky he got biglaw
charismatic claret roommate
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Chocolate stimulating blood rage
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misunderstood silver lay deer antler
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Jfc
French main people dingle berry
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Provocative honey-headed spot
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Kyle
hyperactive box office gunner
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wow
ocher locus
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swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
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hyperactive box office gunner
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fuck my ass
Glittery bossy public bath
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Jade gaped center
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kike?
Heady vermilion institution round eye
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i was skeptical but after seeing this pic i fully believe th...
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Electric cowardly senate hissy fit
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Razzle gold alpha
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Amethyst toilet seat
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C&B 5YL: I CANT BRIEF
charismatic claret roommate
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Ebony death wish
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marvelous station
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>>an EEOC (or other appropriate) shouldnt this be ...
charismatic claret roommate
  08/05/25
4. The immediate installation of hair plugs on Kyle Rabe.
twinkling boyish nibblets
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ocher locus
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Chocolate stimulating blood rage
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navy hunting ground rehab
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charismatic claret roommate
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Amethyst toilet seat
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180
hyperactive box office gunner
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ultramarine mildly autistic headpube trailer park
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IRL lol at the offer for a resume writing service
Provocative honey-headed spot
  08/05/25
isnt that like acceptance your gone?
grizzly orchestra pit newt
  08/06/25
this list is better than the "terms of debate" bet...
Pungent dashing azn
  08/05/25
How about Take Back NYU 2009? 1. Amnesty for all parties in...
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
  08/05/25
lol libs have shat their beds. i only regret how it affects...
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Extremely clever. The more mentally ill this guy acts the g...
hyperactive box office gunner
  08/05/25
The "AutoAdmit Poaster" strategy
ocher locus
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well-lubricated potus national
  08/06/25
CSLG's recommended (((chiropractor)))
Chocolate stimulating blood rage
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Amethyst toilet seat
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If this story can’t resurrect XO nothing can. It&rsqu...
hyperactive box office gunner
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nothing can resurrect XO. nobody but a few poasters knows wh...
charismatic claret roommate
  08/05/25
i believed every word of BeeBees story and I believe everthi...
twinkling boyish nibblets
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Black Neurodivergent former 5th year Biglaw attorney tp
ocher locus
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Disrespectful international law enforcement agency hall
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Ebony death wish
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marvelous station
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Chocolate stimulating blood rage
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Woah
sick odious mood
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ran here
Glittery bossy public bath
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swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
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Provocative honey-headed spot
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5th year Black neurodivergent corporate attorney watching 12...
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flickering property toaster
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swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
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LOL at that idiot Joe Patrice taking the complaint seriously...
ocher locus
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plz remove all links to ATL ty
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
  08/05/25
Paul Bryant, a former fifth-year corporate associate at Covi...
ocher locus
  08/05/25
Since his first post, Bryant has asked for a $30 million set...
ocher locus
  08/05/25
lol
Ebony death wish
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marvelous station
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The chances of this happening are greater than zero
hyperactive box office gunner
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bateful flirting plaza
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Paul "Bear" Bryant, attorney at law.
Ungodly ceo
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Summon: beebee
Chocolate stimulating blood rage
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"Or perhaps they're wondering how it could have been &q...
Disrespectful international law enforcement agency hall
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ocher locus
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Attempted and succeeded. Pretty fucking clear.
well-lubricated potus national
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This is insane. Imagine blowing up your legal career because...
mustard resort regret
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There’s no way the n-word claim is even true. This dud...
Very Tactful School Goyim
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It's obviously not true Even if the partner was an Exalte...
ocher locus
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covington putting the White in white shoe law firm
Judgmental Elastic Band Native
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Huwhite Shoe Law Firm
ocher locus
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his campaign is actually pretty effective inasmuch as it mak...
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Ungodly ceo
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lol
Stirring legal warrant
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"The demand is now $130 million, gayboys."
violent big black woman
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Ebony death wish
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It's crazy gunneratttts not here and this could be one of th...
Chocolate stimulating blood rage
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Could the allegation that Covington only offered him 1 week ...
Violent Tantric Indian Lodge Lettuce
  08/05/25
This is what stood out to me as well. He must have wanted to...
navy hunting ground rehab
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i imagine if you're blackmailing your employer theyre a litt...
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swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
  08/05/25
I have no doubt that this guy made a huge scene such that th...
ocher locus
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And to a large extent, the way to mitigate further occurance...
Violent Tantric Indian Lodge Lettuce
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Amethyst toilet seat
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Don’t think biglaw is as generous now as it was back w...
Aphrodisiac crystalline milk
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At a place like Covington it'd absolutely normally be 3-6 mo...
ocher locus
  08/06/25
Covington partner 1: We need to get rid of this at will empl...
Ungodly ceo
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this is why they get paid the big bucks
Disrespectful international law enforcement agency hall
  08/05/25
that's what i call thinking like a lawyer
sooty meetinghouse
  08/05/25
Not far from the mark based on the talk that goes on here
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Disrespectful international law enforcement agency hall
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French main people dingle berry
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amazing moniker chain
Jade gaped center
  08/05/25
impeccable
ocher locus
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Ebony death wish
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Amethyst toilet seat
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hyperactive box office gunner
  08/06/25
This is the kind of out of the box thinking that’s wor...
hyperactive box office gunner
  08/05/25
That's a second year associate at S&C now.
Stirring legal warrant
  08/05/25
this is what makes it so bad imo. these people should know b...
Contagious Mad-dog Skullcap Foreskin
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Angry Curious House Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/05/25
? All he did was smile at that injun
crimson startled love of her life
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ocher locus
  08/05/25
As ye hire, so shall ye reap. Is Bibi consulting on this?
Floppy abusive parlor
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vivacious frisky antidepressant drug locale
  08/06/25
how the fuck did this guy make it to 5th year
Angry Curious House Twinkling Uncleanness
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Chocolate stimulating blood rage
  08/05/25
(((odd case)))
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
  08/05/25
because it takes insanely long to get rid of people in BIGLA...
marvelous station
  08/06/25
In my day the truly incompetent were culled starting in year...
Angry Curious House Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/06/25
This guy was obv the model token urm - West Point alum black...
charismatic claret roommate
  08/06/25
Hmmmm I seriously doubt URMs would be held to a different, i...
Impressive mental disorder chapel
  08/06/25
He was at Cravath for several years and lateraled
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vivacious frisky antidepressant drug locale
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Over on Reddit they’re arguing that he really did get ...
ocher locus
  08/06/25
tbf redditors in general have no experience with real jobs a...
Angry Curious House Twinkling Uncleanness
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Amethyst toilet seat
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from the first post, i looked at that baldmo kyle and i thou...
Electric cowardly senate hissy fit
  08/06/25
how much money will he get?
grizzly orchestra pit newt
  08/06/25
My guess: He will get zero. Had he played his cards differen...
Violent Tantric Indian Lodge Lettuce
  08/06/25
good analysis. a lot of these biglaw firing stories seem...
charismatic claret roommate
  08/06/25
Well, there is also the negative press from having a former ...
Razzmatazz metal water buffalo ticket booth
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how did this guy get into cravath and stay there for 3 years...
brilliant godawful yarmulke
  08/06/25
Awaiting the 24 hour deadline to pass and the update.
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
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Ebony death wish
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Thirsty Menage
  08/06/25
Where are we on this?
bistre wrinkle
  08/06/25
Covington & Burling LLP - (Specifically, Douglas Gibson,...
diverse haunting chad brunch
  08/06/25
180. Your move, Douglas.
bistre wrinkle
  08/06/25
I'd say it's "Check mate, Douglas"
Ebony death wish
  08/06/25
wow, abandoning a suit and going on vacation? this guy is re...
Contagious Mad-dog Skullcap Foreskin
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navy hunting ground rehab
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Ungodly ceo
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Anyway, gotta go.
Ungodly ceo
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Jade gaped center
  08/06/25
evan39 is outing himself in glory.
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
  08/06/25
HIS UPDATED "LINKEDIN" PROFILE: Paul BryantPaul...
Razzle gold alpha
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CSFurious @furious_cs · 22h I am not sure what th...
Razzle gold alpha
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ZangZ @ZangZContent · 18h The legal profession&rs...
Razzle gold alpha
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To be fair, "Covington - I spoke with the last emplo...
chrome forum
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royal πŸ‚» midwit @royalmidwit · 13h calling your...
Razzle gold alpha
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The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist · 21m Nothi...
Razzle gold alpha
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Butler’s Ranger @ButlersRanger · 1h This ...
Razzle gold alpha
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Airish1 @airish1 · 12h I’m a lawyer. I thin...
Razzle gold alpha
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Nate The Great @NateThomas1990 · 2h He just nee...
Razzle gold alpha
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Where did he go to LS?
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
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John Adams @JhnAdmz · 1h It gets worse the more...
Razzle gold alpha
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J Vincent @RealJVincent · 14h Every black hire ...
Razzle gold alpha
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Rex Christus @USAGarbage17 · 10h If he was actual...
Razzle gold alpha
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B. Mistro @publicoffix · 16h What's the criteri...
Razzle gold alpha
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Salomon @mattyjay96 · 14h The real story will b...
Razzle gold alpha
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ValueGenX @valuegenx · 8h I can not get over the ...
Razzle gold alpha
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Matt Parrott @MatthewParrott · 11h Schizophreni...
Razzle gold alpha
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Cyrus | Ai Counsel @AICounselDallas · 15h “...
Razzle gold alpha
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GOY SUPERSTAR @GoySuperstar @autoadmitdotcom 12:20 PM &...
Razzle gold alpha
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https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom
Razzle gold alpha
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the more i think about it, claiming a partner called an asso...
Contagious Mad-dog Skullcap Foreskin
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Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist · Aug...
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Amethyst toilet seat
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ocher locus
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cr. I've never once heard a racial slur in 20 years of ...
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J. Valentine @JValentineDE · 22h Putting aside th...
Razzle gold alpha
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Lil' MickeyK @HeyMickeyHeyMic · 14h He also mad...
Razzle gold alpha
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Can you please edit and revise your poasts not to crap up th...
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
  08/06/25
Say thank and maybe, friend.
Razzle gold alpha
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thank
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Razzle gold alpha
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This person obviously has no awareness of how big law firms ...
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Generic Profile @GenericProfile4 · 59m "At...
Razzle gold alpha
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Do you wish we abused you for your schizophrenia?
spectacular location
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Glittery bossy public bath
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Did anyone catch yesterday he made a post that he was going ...
Very Tactful School Goyim
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Eric Holder starting to get dragged. 180000000000
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
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? poast a link?
charismatic claret roommate
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You're a fucking piece of shit pumo kill yourself then light...
swashbuckling shrine trump supporter
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Link?
hyperactive box office gunner
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https://freebeacon.com/democrats/eric-holders-law-firm-accus...
lfo
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To be fair
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It's incredible. Slay, King.
lfo
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This is low IQ MSM schtick. This isn’t holder’s ...
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You just laid out how and why that line of attack would be e...
ghee
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we're not normies. this is xo
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Midwit Pun Advocate
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of course the two have nothing to actually do with each othe...
boltzmann penises
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I get that folks on this sub are (often rightfully) anti-par...
lfo
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cr
Kenneth Play
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butt cheeks
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found Kyle Rabe's reddit account
richard clock
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To be fair, ShaquilleMobile • 2d ago Profile Badg...
To be fair
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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158809)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner

Are you talking about long time poaster, Kyle Rabe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159030)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: ocher locus

aka pleasureman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159067)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Bearded stage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159736)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Indecent state

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158817)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

https://x.com/ihatebiglaw/status/1952582330599825911

Covington & Burling LLP - Since you have failed to meet the conditions of the private offer of settlement I conveyed to your employment counsel Lindsay Burke, that offer has expired. Since several Covington partners and your crisis management team have viewed my LinkedIn Premium account with their personal pages, I trust that this message will find its way to the appropriate Covington decision makers.

Since you failed to meet my one prior condition for settlement, a conversation with Covington’s managing partner, Douglas Gibson or one of either Jim Garland or Lanny Breuer, my new terms for settlment are as follows:

1. $30 million - A representative amount of the profits that Covington’s partnership earned from the work of me and the one other Black associate I know who had a nervous breakdown because of Kyle’s abuse.

Please note that that $30 million should be paid in two increments of $15 million. The first $15 million should be made payable to Paul Bryant (in his personal capacity) and the second $15 million should be made payable to the Sponsors for Educational Oportunity Law program; in the case of the second $15 million payment, such payment shall be made into an account designated by Chauniece Davis, director of the Sponsors for Educational Opportunity Program.

2. $7 million - An amount representing the cost it will take to build a center for mental health and wellness at Clinton Baptist Church (my home church), which I will use to spiritually and mentally shed the trauma you have caused me and my good friend as Black associates at Covington.

3. $5 million - An amount representing a donation to the West Point boxing team, which I will coach while I recover from the trauma you have caused me.

4. The immediate termination of Kyle Rabe.

5. A public apology for the systemic failures of Covington’s woefully inept Corporate mergers and acquisitions practice in Washington, DC and the dismantling of such practice until a full independent investigation into the methods and manners of practice of the firm is conducted and a concrete plan of action administered and supervised by an independent third party selected by the ABA (excluding any Covington lawyers who hold ABA positions).

You have 24 hours to respond.

In the event you fail to respond, I will proceed with requesting that the executive administration launch an EEOC (or other appropriate) governmental investigation into Covington & Burling LLP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158896)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Indecent state

wow- how much did he shake them down for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158926)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: ocher locus

lmfao at 'resume writing services'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159044)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Ebony death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159060)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage

They expired after 1 week. You can't write a resume in 1 week. Absurd. Benzo has been writing his for 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159097)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: ocher locus

10.4--Draft resume, attn. to same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159101)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage

I am not autistic enough to know what this means but I accept the terms and wish to continue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159112)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: charismatic claret roommate

Update resume (40.0)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159107)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage

Is this hours billed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159117)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: sooty meetinghouse

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158934)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: ocher locus

Whats this guys moniker

https://www.cov.com/en/professionals/r/kyle-rabe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158943)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: charismatic claret roommate

UVA 09. he maed it somehow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158965)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: ocher locus

Probably being a Super Lawyer Rising Star helped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158992)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: charismatic claret roommate

i mean with ITE hes lucky he got biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159006)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159105)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: misunderstood silver lay deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159177)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: French main people dingle berry

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158971)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative honey-headed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158996)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner

Kyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159020)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: ocher locus

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159028)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159111)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159032)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Glittery bossy public bath

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159113)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Jade gaped center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160570)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Heady vermilion institution round eye

kike?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159286)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Angry Curious House Twinkling Uncleanness

i was skeptical but after seeing this pic i fully believe this guy was dropping n-bombs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160086)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Electric cowardly senate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161141)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle gold alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49163184)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: Amethyst toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162064)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: charismatic claret roommate

C&B 5YL: I CANT BRIEF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158956)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Ebony death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158958)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: marvelous station

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158994)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: charismatic claret roommate

>>an EEOC (or other appropriate)

shouldnt this be and/or?

no wonder he sucks at corp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158982)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: twinkling boyish nibblets

4. The immediate installation of hair plugs on Kyle Rabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158989)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158998)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159125)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: navy hunting ground rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159226)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: charismatic claret roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159267)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: Amethyst toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162067)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49158991)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: ultramarine mildly autistic headpube trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159002)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Provocative honey-headed spot

IRL lol at the offer for a resume writing service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159143)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: grizzly orchestra pit newt

isnt that like acceptance your gone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161081)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Pungent dashing azn

this list is better than the "terms of debate" between Leiter and Posner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159144)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

How about Take Back NYU 2009?

1. Amnesty for all parties involved.

2. Full compensation for all employees whose jobs were disrupted during the course of the occupation.

3. Public release of NYU's annual budget and endowment.

4. Allow student workers (including T.A.'s) to collectively bargain.

5. A fair labor contract for all NYU employees at home and abroad.

6. A Socially Responsible Finance Committee that will immediately investigate war profiteers and the lifting of the Coke ban.

7. Annual scholarships be provided for thirteen Palestinian students.

8. That the university donates all excess supplies and materials in an effort to rebuild the University of Gaza.

9. Tuition stabilization for all students, beginning with the class of 2012. Tuition rates for each successive year will not exceed the rate of inflation. The university shall meet 100% of government-calculated student financial need.

10. That student groups have priority when reserving space in the buildings owned or leased by New York University, including, and especially, the Kimmel Center.

11. That the general public have access to Bobst Library.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160397)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


lol

libs have shat their beds. i only regret how it affects the rest of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164001)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner

Extremely clever. The more mentally ill this guy acts the greater his damages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159004)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: ocher locus

The "AutoAdmit Poaster" strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159009)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated potus national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162968)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage

CSLG's recommended (((chiropractor)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159131)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Amethyst toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162068)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner

If this story can’t resurrect XO nothing can. It’s like it was designed in a lab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159027)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: charismatic claret roommate

nothing can resurrect XO. nobody but a few poasters knows what a covington is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159033)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: twinkling boyish nibblets

i believed every word of BeeBees story and I believe everthing Paul Bryant says. that's just in my dna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159038)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: ocher locus

Black Neurodivergent former 5th year Biglaw attorney tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159040)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Disrespectful international law enforcement agency hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159077)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159102)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Ebony death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159116)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: marvelous station

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159140)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159132)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: sick odious mood

Woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160028)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Glittery bossy public bath

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159106)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159115)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Provocative honey-headed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159128)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage

5th year Black neurodivergent corporate attorney watching 12 Years a Slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159155)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159201)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: flickering property toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160484)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: vivacious frisky antidepressant drug locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160831)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Amethyst toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162070)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159114)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: ocher locus

LOL at that idiot Joe Patrice taking the complaint seriously



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159057)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

plz remove all links to ATL ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159121)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: ocher locus

Paul Bryant, a former fifth-year corporate associate at Covington, claims that a partner engaged in this racial harassment in an effort to get Bryant to quit after he informed the firm that he “would not write SEC disclosures in support of anti-minority and anti-women based initiatives.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159063)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: ocher locus

Since his first post, Bryant has asked for a $30 million settlement but also said he’s not going to federal court and imposed a deadline of tomorrow morning or “I will solicit the help of the President, Donald J. Trump to strike an adequate deal with Covington…. It is actually my faith that the Commander-In-Chief will hear of this story and provide the leverage I need to effect needed change in your system, a system which the President has rightfully began to investigate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159064)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Ebony death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159080)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: marvelous station

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159124)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner

The chances of this happening are greater than zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159624)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Amethyst toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162082)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162228)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: bateful flirting plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162826)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Ungodly ceo

Paul "Bear" Bryant, attorney at law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159559)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage

Summon: beebee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159133)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful international law enforcement agency hall

"Or perhaps they're wondering how it could have been "attempted" verbal abuse, when you're claiming that you heard him explicitly call you a "nigger" right to your face"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159146)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159163)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated potus national

Attempted and succeeded. Pretty fucking clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162973)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: mustard resort regret

This is insane. Imagine blowing up your legal career because you were allegedly called a name. Lol. I get called names every day and have my whole life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159147)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Very Tactful School Goyim

There’s no way the n-word claim is even true. This dude is totally insane, needs hospitalization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159460)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: ocher locus

It's obviously not true

Even if the partner was an Exalted Cyclops or something he wouldn't be dumb enough to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159467)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Judgmental Elastic Band Native

covington putting the White in white shoe law firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159151)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: ocher locus

Huwhite Shoe Law Firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159196)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Contagious Mad-dog Skullcap Foreskin

his campaign is actually pretty effective inasmuch as it makes the firm look utterly incompetent for ever employing such a screwball retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159181)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Ungodly ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159560)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Stirring legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160558)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: violent big black woman

"The demand is now $130 million, gayboys."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159214)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Ebony death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159231)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage

It's crazy gunneratttts not here and this could be one of the biggest threads of the year for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159219)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Violent Tantric Indian Lodge Lettuce

Could the allegation that Covington only offered him 1 week of leave and resume writing services be true? Without, e.g., them also offering him 6 months of pay?

As much as there are many 120 aspects of biglaw, they are very generous when pushing someone out. Way more so than most private-sector employers. I remember a first year associate who wasn't cutting it, and the firm I worked at gave her 6 months of basically doing no work while she looked for a new job. And the rumor was that she could, at minimum, remain on unpaid leave and on the website for longer if it took longer.

Maybe it's different when someone is getting fired fired, instead of gracefully nudged toward the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159353)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: navy hunting ground rehab

This is what stood out to me as well. He must have wanted to cut ties with him immediately. Lol at the resume writing services offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159362)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted dysfunction gas station

i imagine if you're blackmailing your employer theyre a little less generous than usual

(but ime youre right the good firms invested in their departing associates by letting them dick around for 6 months)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159367)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159390)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: ocher locus

I have no doubt that this guy made a huge scene such that they felt they needed to get him out the door immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159474)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Violent Tantric Indian Lodge Lettuce

And to a large extent, the way to mitigate further occurances of said scene and get someone all the way out the door is a big severance package.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159493)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Amethyst toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162072)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crystalline milk

Don’t think biglaw is as generous now as it was back when most poasters were in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159694)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: ocher locus

At a place like Covington it'd absolutely normally be 3-6 months of garden leave or whatever even today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161763)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Ungodly ceo

Covington partner 1: We need to get rid of this at will employee.

Covington partner 2: Let's call him a nigger to drive him away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159370)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful international law enforcement agency hall

this is why they get paid the big bucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159380)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: sooty meetinghouse

that's what i call thinking like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159382)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlour

Not far from the mark based on the talk that goes on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160740)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162869)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: bipolar primrose famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159468)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful international law enforcement agency hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159565)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: French main people dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159570)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Jade gaped center

amazing moniker chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160583)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: ocher locus

impeccable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161754)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Ebony death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161756)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Amethyst toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162074)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162815)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner

This is the kind of out of the box thinking that’s worth $1,000 per hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159625)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Stirring legal warrant

That's a second year associate at S&C now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160563)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Contagious Mad-dog Skullcap Foreskin

this is what makes it so bad imo. these people should know better!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160387)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Angry Curious House Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160431)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: crimson startled love of her life

? All he did was smile at that injun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159630)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160031)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Floppy abusive parlor

As ye hire, so shall ye reap. Is Bibi consulting on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49159745)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: vivacious frisky antidepressant drug locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160835)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Angry Curious House Twinkling Uncleanness

how the fuck did this guy make it to 5th year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160095)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Chocolate stimulating blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160115)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

(((odd case)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160384)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: marvelous station

because it takes insanely long to get rid of people in BIGLAW unless they are billing like 1000 hours a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160818)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Angry Curious House Twinkling Uncleanness

In my day the truly incompetent were culled starting in year 2. Maybe looser leash for urms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160903)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: charismatic claret roommate

This guy was obv the model token urm - West Point alum black. Those are the types they keep around for 5 years until they really can’t do senior associate level work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161067)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Impressive mental disorder chapel

Hmmmm I seriously doubt URMs would be held to a different, insanely lower, standard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161078)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: diverse haunting chad brunch

He was at Cravath for several years and lateraled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161017)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: spectacular location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160142)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: vivacious frisky antidepressant drug locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49160833)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: ocher locus

Over on Reddit they’re arguing that he really did get called slurs

https://www.reddit.com/r/biglaw/comments/1mie5wt/on_paul/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161005)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Angry Curious House Twinkling Uncleanness

tbf redditors in general have no experience with real jobs and assume anyone with a high paying corporate job acts like a cartoon marvel villain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161042)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161046)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: bistre wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161556)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: chestnut laughsome liquid oxygen corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161606)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: navy hunting ground rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161651)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Amethyst toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162075)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Electric cowardly senate hissy fit

from the first post, i looked at that baldmo kyle and i thought, probably happened. but with the following posts, it's clear this black dude is having a mental breakdown. paranoid delusions, talking about how his lawyer was in cahoots with covington to screw him. and now appealing to donald j trump to save him (the associate who refused to do SEC disclosures that were anti-DEI). he's a former west point star boxer, which may well contribute. but anyway this dude's family and friends need to get him some help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161145)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: grizzly orchestra pit newt

how much money will he get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161148)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Violent Tantric Indian Lodge Lettuce

My guess: He will get zero. Had he played his cards differently, he could have gotten 1 year's salary or something, which is like $450k these days.

Covington probably expects that he would get nothing if he got to a trial verdict, if he could even avoid losing on an MTD or MSJ, so there is no settlement value there, other than the avoided legal fees. His claim is, at least partially, self defeating: I wouldn't do my assigned work, so they fired me.

And he already publicized his claims, so there is limited value in paying him to go away quietly, unless there is some dirt that would come out in discovery, like partner time entries that say "2.8: Review and revise 10-K, hurl racial slurs at associate, obtain management committee approval for same."

And there is value in not settling to disuade future disgruntled associates from doing the same.

Had he, instead, hired Ben Crump or whoever to draft an MTD-proof complaint, send it to Covington, and tell them he's filing it and holding a press conference next week if they don't play ball, he could have gotten somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161286)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: charismatic claret roommate

good analysis.

a lot of these biglaw firing stories seem like they could have two sides to it, but this one is pretty boring and one sided. other than the n-bomb claim, he really has nothing that even could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161293)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal water buffalo ticket booth

Well, there is also the negative press from having a former black associate making crazy accusations of racism that will get picked up by multiple news outlets. The fact that they were trusting this guy to provide legal services to clients, presumably with minimal oversight, until pretty recently, makes it hard to just call him a complete nutjob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162823)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: brilliant godawful yarmulke

how did this guy get into cravath and stay there for 3 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161210)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

Awaiting the 24 hour deadline to pass and the update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161226)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Ebony death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161525)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Thirsty Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161292)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: bistre wrinkle

Where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161547)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: diverse haunting chad brunch

Covington & Burling LLP - (Specifically, Douglas Gibson, as managing partner), you have failed to:

1. Allow me to have a 1-on-1 conversation to discuss the fact that Kyle Rabe (the managing partner for legal personnel at Covington - a job that uniquely positions him to have special influence over the career of every corporate associate in Covington’s DC office) called me a “nigger”. This is an illustration of the same sort of failure in leadership that I was subjected to, and many others currently remain subject to, as an associate at Covington; and

2. Respond to my formal (and informal) requests to negotiate a settlement in a principal-to-principal negotiation. This lack of response demonstrates an unwillingness of Covington’s leadership to engage in constructive discourse about the dismal state of the firm’s policies and systems; systems which do not protect the corporate associates at Covington currently subjected to Kyle Rabe’s verbal abuse.

Given your failure to engage with me as outlined above, other than in a legal discourse (which, given your unwillingness to negotiate) will inevitably lead to an action in a federal court where you can use quiet, yet effective tactics to wear at my mental health (which you are aware is fragile) until I give up.

No Covington, I will not play into your strategy, and I hope the brilliant American people watching aren’t playing into as well by characterizing me as “crazy” for taking a unique stand.

Covington, I have carefully thought about what to do here since you are an undoubtedly formidable enemy. Upon consideration, I used the military decision making process paradigm to assess my options. Ultimately, I have decided that I will be using other, more effective, remedies than the federal courts in this situation because I refuse to play your rigged game in anyone’s court for the legally novice general public to see. I will not put my beautiful Black family through that. But I WILL tell you what happens next.

First, I will go on a much needed vacation with my girlfriend. During this time, you can continue to use your paid bots and your highly paid crisis management team to paint a narrative that I am “crazy” (which, as U.S. Army veteran, I vehemently detest) and that Kyle Rabe didn’t actually call me a “nigger” which is fine because I know that you refuse to take accountability here. Because of your greed, you prefer to “die with the lie”. But I know that Kyle Rabe clearly attempted to “put me in my place” when I told him that I was a better M&A lawyer than him (which is kinda true - just ask the associates in Covington’s DC office).

Second, I am going to attempt to publicly and privately connect to the executive administration, who has demonstrated an effective skill at making you and the other firms come to the negotiating table and actually negotiate, so that’s how I’ll try to get my deal.

Stay tuned, Covington. Let’s see if the nation’s leadership will “right” your wrong, since you won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161585)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: bistre wrinkle

180. Your move, Douglas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161598)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Ebony death wish

I'd say it's "Check mate, Douglas"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161619)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Contagious Mad-dog Skullcap Foreskin

wow, abandoning a suit and going on vacation? this guy is really playing hardball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161616)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: navy hunting ground rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161660)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Ungodly ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161742)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Ungodly ceo

Anyway, gotta go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161805)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Jade gaped center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162104)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

evan39 is outing himself in glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161649)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

HIS UPDATED "LINKEDIN" PROFILE:

Paul BryantPaul Bryant

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Corporate Attorney & Thought Leader Corporate Attorney & Thought Leader

My name is Paul Bryant and I am a Black, Neurodivergent former 5th year BigLaw corporate attorney with severe post-traumatic stress disorder. I recently experienced the most shocking display of attempted verbal abuse in my life at the hands of Kyle Rabe, a partner at Covington & Burling LLP.

Kyle called me a “nigger” after I defended myself and my reputation in response to him trying to pressure me to quit. I believe Kyle was directed by Covington’s management to pressure me to quit after I told Catherine Dargan, another partner at Covington & Burling LLP, that I would not write SEC disclosures in support of anti-minority and anti-women based initiatives. When I asked to speak to Covington’s management about this issue (along with other incidents nearing malpractice) I was stone-walled and eventually fired.

Out of embarrassment, hurt, and shame, I almost went away silently after Covington offered me a “settlement” agreement in which they offered to provide me resume writing services while they placed me on 1 week of administrative leave before I would have to unceremoniously “go try something else”. I did not even tell my closest friends this detail.

I hired an employment attorney to represent my interest in this matter, only to find out that this attorney had ties to Covington and I believe they attempted to convince me to settle the matter in exchange for a payment of one month compensation and walk away “for the sake of my family”.

I considered this option, but when Covington & Burling LLP began to unwarrantedly defame me to young impressionable Black attorneys, I knew I had to speak up.

This hurt and pain has caused me significant emotional trauma and I have not been able to look my beautiful, Black, 5-year old daughter in the face since this happened. I am ashamed that I have not found a way to fight this privately, so I am bringing this to light, knowing that I may experience significant turmoil.

Covington - I spoke with the last employee who tried to raise a harmful grievance against you so, I know how you attempt to use your partners and their connections to cause problems in people’s lives and the lives of their famlies. I have burned ties with my family, Covington…they hate me now, so do not mess with their jobs or their lives. They are not in play. I am your enemy, I am your problem. Face me, you called me a nigger…and now I am responding by telling you to say it again, out loud, right here.

For those watching the drama unfold, Covington knows that they cut off my compensation upon termination and that I cannot afford “big dog” legal counsel. So, I just want to say that if someone sees this, refuses to believe the lies that Covington is trying to spread about me and wants to help feel free to inbox or share.

If this isn’t your battle, that is okay too. I will fight this one like I fought every bout as a West Point boxer…alone, with my hands up, chin down, and biting down on my mouthpiece.

This “nigger” will be heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161608)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

CSFurious

@furious_cs

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22h

I am not sure what this "neurodivergent" means. He sounds like he refused to do legal work he was assigned. Does he have that right? Does one have the right to be employed by a law firm or can they fire you for refusing to do your work? I highly doubt that the racial slur in question was used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161610)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

ZangZ

@ZangZContent

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18h

The legal profession’s Jussie Smollett.

Neurodivergent is also known as “fucking retarded.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161611)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: chrome forum

To be fair,

"Covington - I spoke with the last employee who tried to raise a harmful grievance against you so, I know how you attempt to use your partners and their connections to cause problems in people’s lives and the lives of their famlies. I have burned ties with my family, Covington…they hate me now, so do not mess with their jobs or their lives. They are not in play."

Lmao

"Uh, jokes on you, you dumb faggot -- you can't go for the low blow and punch me in the dick, because I already saw that coming and went ahead and cut off my own penis with a handsaw last night. Checkmate, retard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162088)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

royal πŸ‚» midwit

@royalmidwit

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13h

calling yourself "neurodivergent" will definitely help in a court of law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161613)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

The Refined Populist

@RefinedPopulist

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21m

Nothing says "I earned my place in big law" quite like being mentally incompetent and refusing to do work that doesn't explicitly advantage your race.

Wes Dorman

@JWesleyDorman

·

3h

Pretty sure Justice Jackson would find that dispositive.

Greg

@vvrabbi

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11h

another word for “lame”

Annaleisha

@AnnaleishaMae

·

5h

It can be an asset. Those who look down on it are the misinformed.

Irreverent ne’er-do-well

@MiserlyTightwad

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10h

Who the feck calls themselves a “thought leader”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161614)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Butler’s Ranger

@ButlersRanger

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1h

This dude thought he was going to tell his big law firm which SEC disclosures he would work on and which he wouldn’t? Sorry Sonny it don’t work like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161615)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Airish1

@airish1

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12h

I’m a lawyer. I think I would have figured out a better strategy to negotiate a settlement with an opponent by about week 2 of 1L. I can’t believe this guy went to law school after this display of his legal acumen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161618)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Nate The Great

@NateThomas1990

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2h

He just needs $7M to fund a mental health clinic at his church. Perfectly reasonable. Make it $10M while you're at it.

Airish1

@airish1

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1h

He does have an ace in the hole, so yo speak. A DC jury, which has been observed meting out its own version of “racial justice” from time to time. I have nothing but schadenfreude for Burlington, which is a very Dem law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161622)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

Where did he go to LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161631)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

John Adams

@JhnAdmz

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1h

It gets worse the more you look at his posts. Also, he's started to try and sell a book right before this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161625)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

J Vincent

@RealJVincent

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14h

Every black hire is a potential litigation. Companies are crazy to hire them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161627)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Rex Christus

@USAGarbage17

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10h

If he was actually called a nα»‹gger, why did he call it "*attempted* verbal abuse"? Interestingly hedged wording right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161628)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

B. Mistro

@publicoffix

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16h

What's the criteria of bestowing someone the title of thought leader?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161630)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Salomon

@mattyjay96

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14h

The real story will be something like "he got absolutely nothing done and was late every day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161632)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

ValueGenX

@valuegenx

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8h

I can not get over the fact that he didn't post his pronouns to complete his DEI persona.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161634)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Matt Parrott

@MatthewParrott

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11h

Schizophrenia setting in. A decade from now he's going to be a homeless black guy and no one will know or believe he used to practice big law at a major firm.

Legit tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161636)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Cyrus | Ai Counsel

@AICounselDallas

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15h

“hi i was abused and fired”

“also, i refused to do my job”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161638)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

GOY SUPERSTAR

@GoySuperstar

@autoadmitdotcom

12:20 PM · Aug 5, 2025

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4,963

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161643)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161648)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Contagious Mad-dog Skullcap Foreskin

the more i think about it, claiming a partner called an associate a racial slur is such an outrageous, seemingly obvious untruth that the partner could probably actually get away with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161646)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Habeas Corpus Linguistics

@HabCorpLinguist

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Aug 5

Lmao 3 follow ups in 3 hours, one of which is a demand fir $42MM

0% chance what he’s alleging is true

https://x.com/HabCorpLinguist/status/1952738486454194599/photo/1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161654)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Amethyst toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162077)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162699)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: rusted feces

cr.

I've never once heard a racial slur in 20 years of Biglaw (unless "open kimono", "Chinese wall" and things like that count).

But maybe the racist partners are just dropped slurs one-on-one for plausible deniability. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162918)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: """'"'"""''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164833)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

J. Valentine

@JValentineDE

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22h

Putting aside the discrimination claim, how on earth did a person with such cognitive/mental health problems + ideological inflexibility get hired and survive five years at a Big Law firm?

Those environments are fast-paced stress factories where client demands are paramount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161656)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Lil' MickeyK

@HeyMickeyHeyMic

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14h

He also made it through West Point! All y'all, and me too, have got to reassess our priors regarding the rigor of prestigious instutions. SMH....

Phil K.

@gotophilk

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18h

What year was it five years ago

Alex the Hill Staffer

@zerodesignation

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21h

They were afraid to fire him. This is what happens when DEI guys get canned.

Tom ChickFila

@TomChickfila

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18h



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161658)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

Can you please edit and revise your poasts not to crap up this historic thread with a bunch of copypasta time stamps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161665)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Say thank and maybe, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161679)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161690)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161730)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

This person obviously has no awareness of how big law firms work. People can easily coast for several years before any repercussions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164837)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Razzle gold alpha

Generic Profile

@GenericProfile4

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59m

"Attempted verbal abuse" wtfπŸ˜‚

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49161670)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular location

Do you wish we abused you for your schizophrenia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162588)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Glittery bossy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162978)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Very Tactful School Goyim

Did anyone catch yesterday he made a post that he was going to ask his girlfriend to marry him? It’s gone now, I bet she said no lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162123)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

Eric Holder starting to get dragged. 180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162691)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: charismatic claret roommate

? poast a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162698)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling shrine trump supporter

You're a fucking piece of shit pumo kill yourself then light yourself on fire, you absolute loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162709)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: hyperactive box office gunner

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49162813)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: lfo

https://freebeacon.com/democrats/eric-holders-law-firm-accused-of-racism-by-former-associate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164027)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164066)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: lfo

It's incredible. Slay, King.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164172)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


This is low IQ MSM schtick. This isn’t holder’s firm. The MSM needs to find an angle because biglaw isn’t relevant to extremely online idiots like benzo. So they need to somehow tie this to someone idiots have heard of.

That holder grifts as a counsel at this firm has nothing interesting to do with the story.

It’s like the Charles situation. Nobody cares about XO. Destroying tucker was the battle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164089)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: ghee

You just laid out how and why that line of attack would be effective to normies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164182)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we're not normies. this is xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164256)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Midwit Pun Advocate (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164871)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: boltzmann penises

of course the two have nothing to actually do with each other, but there is a line of thinking that one can derive as a result of the congruence. one of two things is very likely to be true:

(1) eric holder willingly associated himself with virulent racists and is happy to ignore anti-black racism when it benefits him personally.

(2) some claims of racism are obvious bullshit and should be treated as such.

do you think eric holder afforded the same thoughtful consideration he’s extending to his colleagues to george zimmerman, kyle rittenhouse, derek chauvin, donald sterling, the duke lacrosse team, etc., etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49166634)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: lfo

I get that folks on this sub are (often rightfully) anti-partner, but if you think the likeliest scenario here is that an associate was fired from Covington as retaliation after a senior partner called him a slur directly to his face (when that same associate is posting demands for $42 million and claiming that POTUS is going to intervene on his behalf), I've got nothing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/biglaw/comments/1mjzw1i/watching_paul_bryant_experience_a_mental/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49164958)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49166262)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: butt cheeks (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49170717)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: richard clock

found Kyle Rabe's reddit account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49170765)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

ShaquilleMobile

2d ago

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Seeing everyone react this way is so much more disappointing than watching his breakdown.

For the sake of argument, let's assume for a second that he didn't just randomly make up the story, and his boss called him the N word. I think it's fair to believe him, because what does anybody on earth have to gain from making that part up?

Based on the assumption of truth: he's not tanking his own career, he is a person who had a pre-existing mental illness, and was triggered by a vicious racist attack. He is having a meltdown, yes, but this isn't his fault.

As lawyers, we should be looking at this through the lens of the thin skull rule. Framing it as if he is doing this to himself is intellectually dishonest. Even if the impacts of calling somebody the N word wouldn't necessarily be expected to be this severe, we need to "take Paul Bryant as we found him," and accept that the firm that discriminated against him should be responsible for the consequences of its actions.

He has PTSD. This is now common knowledge. I for one don't appreciate the framing that Paul Bryant failed to safeguard his own mental health. It is more than a reasonable expectation that a lawyer won't be called the N word at work. His mental health was good enough to survive 5 years in big law, which is more than most, despite his condition.

A catastrophic psychological event like this, triggered by the most extreme form of racism imaginable, is not the result of Paul Bryant forgetting to meditate or practice mindfulness.

Again, all of this has to be qualified by "if it's true," but the framing that it's his fault even if it's true is completely outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758645&forum_id=2Elisa#49170560)