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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted toilet seat dopamine

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Dashing nowag

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Hyperactive Box Office Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: supple famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Magical gay milk

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Magical gay milk

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Domesticated Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: red tank reading party

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted toilet seat dopamine

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: red tank reading party

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted toilet seat dopamine

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: lake university goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: honey-headed therapy stead

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Wine Old Irish Cottage

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted toilet seat dopamine

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: honey-headed therapy stead

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted toilet seat dopamine

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: honey-headed therapy stead

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Domesticated Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Canary wild scourge upon the earth market

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: spectacular henna location

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine stubborn alpha home

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Dashing nowag

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: spectacular henna location



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: poppy national security agency hell

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Dashing nowag

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted toilet seat dopamine

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Bateful infuriating casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: appetizing cyan masturbator point

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: exciting slate church turdskin

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all garrison windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: honey-headed therapy stead

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted toilet seat dopamine

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted toilet seat dopamine

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: exciting slate church turdskin

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: salmon glittery round eye

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: ivory mind-boggling deer antler electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: ivory mind-boggling deer antler electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Maize diverse school cafeteria ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: red tank reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Jet vivacious multi-billionaire theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Federal Racy Cuck Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: boyish cheese-eating native stain

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: spectacular henna location

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Duck-like passionate macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Galvanic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: carnelian fortuitous meteor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: swollen tanning salon kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: stirring national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: carnelian fortuitous meteor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: transparent bull headed trailer park jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: transparent bull headed trailer park jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: maroon alcoholic associate

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all garrison windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Avocado cerebral cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: salmon glittery round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion meetinghouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: boyish cheese-eating native stain

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: transparent bull headed trailer park jew

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: trip den useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: thriller chapel

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Faggotry

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: provocative area feces

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: salmon glittery round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: boyish cheese-eating native stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: shaky blathering center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Lime dragon brunch

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: sooty death wish public bath

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: heady fat ankles puppy

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: honey-headed therapy stead

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled school regret

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Insecure Whorehouse Trust Fund

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Hyperactive Box Office Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender black woman temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: floppy field striped hyena

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Jade Tantric Corner

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Motley twisted bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: honey-headed therapy stead

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Motley twisted bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: floppy field striped hyena

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: pearl range

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Domesticated Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: naked sweet tailpipe orchestra pit

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: boyish cheese-eating native stain

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: claret heaven

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: mischievous knife lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: contagious nighttime menage gaming laptop

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Razzle mauve abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle amethyst church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Magical gay milk

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Love Of Her Life Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Maize diverse school cafeteria ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Plum filthy jewess stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Love Of Her Life Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Maize diverse school cafeteria ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: overrated internet-worthy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: citrine nursing home

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Maize diverse school cafeteria ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Insecure Whorehouse Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Navy fantasy-prone becky dingle berry

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: ivory mind-boggling deer antler electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia Big Community Account

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia Big Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Talented chad base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Hyperactive Box Office Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Maize diverse school cafeteria ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: dark adventurous ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Snowy excitant haunted graveyard

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Peach Flatulent Travel Guidebook Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Useless concupiscible piazza gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Snowy excitant haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Snowy excitant haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Confused stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Peach Flatulent Travel Guidebook Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: insanely creepy queen of the night

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted toilet seat dopamine

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Bearded indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: emerald crackhouse sneaky criminal

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: topaz forum factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: ivory mind-boggling deer antler electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: ivory mind-boggling deer antler electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling set

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Insecure Whorehouse Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed private investor locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Cocky senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: tripping mint wagecucks goyim

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: ivory mind-boggling deer antler electric furnace

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: violent comical roast beef kitchen

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Marvelous chartreuse state potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Maize diverse school cafeteria ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Maize diverse school cafeteria ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Marvelous chartreuse state potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: aggressive slippery blood rage

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: laughsome cordovan prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: blue lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: sexy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Plum filthy jewess stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: dark adventurous ticket booth

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Curious Carmine Plaza

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Marvelous chartreuse state potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Vibrant Police Squad Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Maize diverse school cafeteria ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Vibrant Police Squad Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: contagious nighttime menage gaming laptop

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Aromatic magenta parlor double fault

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Electric indecent laser beams parlour

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: carnelian fortuitous meteor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: sickened crimson headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Electric indecent laser beams parlour

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: sickened crimson headpube

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Electric indecent laser beams parlour

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Electric indecent laser beams parlour

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: topaz forum factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Lemon dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Maize diverse school cafeteria ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Autistic Incel Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Irradiated kitty resort

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Office

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Massive Pit Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Cocky senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: yellow 180 theatre new version

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Pale arousing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cobalt space

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Peach Flatulent Travel Guidebook Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Clear Shitlib Quadroon

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Odious brindle cuckoldry

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: supple famous landscape painting

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Cocky senate

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: turquoise erotic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49735840)