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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Bistre Metal Mental Disorder

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: poppy big pit

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: poppy big pit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: ivory kitchen

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser at-the-ready becky candlestick maker



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Bistre Metal Mental Disorder



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
Author: misunderstood center

lmao

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:58 AM
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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:34 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cheese-eating Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44168365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Floppy Theatre

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: mint lascivious garrison stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996340)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Chocolate location clown

moniker gold everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996350)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: yapping kink-friendly field factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Chocolate location clown

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Chocolate location clown

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996435)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: pearl coiffed hell

Inuit Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997010)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Pungent Circlehead Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000083)



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Haunting menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45098027)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45868254)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49551653)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: pearl coiffed hell

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Chocolate location clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000131)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Light self-absorbed resort ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556921)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: pearl coiffed hell

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: milky arousing twinkling uncleanness

prissy little 21st century shrewdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896907)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: irradiated church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602017)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45440135)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: motley rehab

indigenous hornballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44168058)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Dashing Whorehouse Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996358)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Umber laser beams trailer park

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: fear-inspiring range azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996474)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Brass elite preventive strike

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: trip stag film codepig

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: glassy contagious sandwich roast beef

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: Obsidian Marvelous Corn Cake Casino

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: glassy contagious sandwich roast beef

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Anal National Security Agency

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: violent library

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: boyish rough-skinned gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: glassy contagious sandwich roast beef

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: exhilarant sweet tailpipe

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Submissive stirring church building boistinker

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Silver dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34963275)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: trip stag film codepig

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: startling tanning salon dysfunction

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: wine excitant friendly grandma yarmulke

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: poppy big pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: tantric racy senate ratface

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: yapping kink-friendly field factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996954)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Cobalt Lodge

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Submissive stirring church building boistinker

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: concupiscible pervert

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Gay bipolar state

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Provocative site community account



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac wagecucks property

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: pearl coiffed hell

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Avocado point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887836)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: fragrant station

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Submissive stirring church building boistinker

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: fragrant station

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: cyan bawdyhouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Pink Hospital

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Comical Den Legal Warrant

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: know-it-all fantasy-prone chad

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: flatulent faggotry tank

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: fragrant station

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Garnet Awkward New Version



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: exhilarant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005006)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: startling tanning salon dysfunction

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: yapping kink-friendly field factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005069)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: hideous crotch space

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: buck-toothed forum hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005743)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: galvanic boiling water

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Vibrant shimmering school cafeteria trump supporter

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: milky arousing twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896914)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: flushed marketing idea parlour



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: Olive electric potus



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Sable Address Sound Barrier



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Vibrant shimmering school cafeteria trump supporter

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Chocolate location clown

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: glassy contagious sandwich roast beef

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004912)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Chocolate location clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004995)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: fighting jap set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005030)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: boyish rough-skinned gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004943)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: startling tanning salon dysfunction

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: startling tanning salon dysfunction

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: startling tanning salon dysfunction

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Pea-brained Dingle Berry Heaven



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: bonkers citrine home

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Silver dog poop

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: bonkers citrine home

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: galvanic boiling water

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: smoky diverse coffee pot



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Chocolate location clown



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: thriller mad cow disease

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: stimulating fishy crackhouse famous landscape painting

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: demanding macaca indian lodge

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Laughsome locus trust fund

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Chocolate location clown

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle judgmental milk incel

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Chocolate location clown

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Carmine Dragon Mexican

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: claret stage

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Sanctuary Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33310969)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Bistre Metal Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Cruise Ship Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778709)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Red Histrionic Masturbator Psychic

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Odious Thirsty Theater Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Copper bateful spot pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: Appetizing stead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Gay bipolar state

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: lemon alcoholic gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: fear-inspiring range azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Infuriating 180 Temple Therapy

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: fear-inspiring range azn

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Bossy Immigrant Travel Guidebook

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: irradiated church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Honey-headed Corner Hominid

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Bistre Metal Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: maroon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: curious massive principal's office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931845)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Apoplectic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931951)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: boyish rough-skinned gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36932001)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: milky arousing twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: exciting disrespectful windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: ruddy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Bistre Metal Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Bistre Metal Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: pearl coiffed hell

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: low-t titillating voyeur

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated queen of the night national

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: lemon alcoholic gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: startling tanning salon dysfunction

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: tantric racy senate ratface

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated queen of the night national

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Bistre Metal Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: passionate school

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: irradiated church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Bistre Metal Mental Disorder

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Grizzly Gunner Rigor

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: curious massive principal's office mad-dog skullcap

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: irradiated church

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted confused lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: low-t titillating voyeur

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: vivacious federal house headpube

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: Submissive stirring church building boistinker

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: razzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Hot unhinged dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: angry market useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: sickened brunch hunting ground

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: motley rehab

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Twisted frisky hall

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45355038)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45440128)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Bistre Metal Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756196)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Haunting menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: rusted people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: demanding macaca indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: Haunting menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46349607)



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Silver dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46422493)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Talented base

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665516)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: very tactful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665553)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Silver dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665703)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: curious massive principal's office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665710)



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: hilarious saffron mediation locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46735468)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47466552)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Cerebral messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47481593)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Haunting menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47481597)



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: pearly swashbuckling native

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#48525886)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49374492)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: curious massive principal's office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49374495)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: joran tindersloot

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49551784)