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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
Violent salmon lay
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
underhanded site cuck
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
Violent salmon lay
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
underhanded site cuck
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Erotic Orchestra Pit Dysfunction
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Deep Center Love Of Her Life
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
Violent salmon lay
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
dashing indigo den
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
misanthropic public bath
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
rebellious indirect expression
  09/18/24
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  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
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  09/18/24
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Puce Church Building
  09/19/24
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orange preventive strike
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
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  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
turquoise people who are hurt home
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Jet hunting ground
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Violent salmon lay
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Violent salmon lay

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: underhanded site cuck

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Violent salmon lay

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: underhanded site cuck

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Erotic Orchestra Pit Dysfunction

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Deep Center Love Of Her Life

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Violent salmon lay

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: dashing indigo den

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: misanthropic public bath

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: rebellious indirect expression

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: boyish citrine sandwich mexican



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Mint motley national filthpig

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Puce Church Building



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: orange preventive strike



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: lavender hairraiser temple bbw

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: turquoise people who are hurt home

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Jet hunting ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: Violent salmon lay



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Abusive lascivious generalized bond sanctuary



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: wonderful locale jewess



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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