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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Cyberpunk Age Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111488) |
Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Cock size.
The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that. |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: msj if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111554) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111569) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111910) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: lex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111932) |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113882) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM Author: male infertility tp 300k
I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife. |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: msj cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111567) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: ..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,... its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111579) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: enigmas Diameter, not circumference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111624) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: House of worship I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111571) |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: i gave my cousin head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115316) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) $300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111605) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: enigmas The money.
Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10. |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?
I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: enigmas No more NYT Thursday crosswords (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112126) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: Gefilte Fish Vindaloo girth or length? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111622) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: potluck really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111662) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: """'"'"""'' not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111682) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM Author: grievance officer Easy, gimme more dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111693) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: """'"'"""'' (MASE every day of his life) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111695) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Shrewd award If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office I'll take the 300k |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: My rapist was well hung Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.
The others would do nothing. |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) 10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111725) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: mountain cat 300k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111728) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: lex 300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111906) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111994) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: lex is this a real question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112162) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: fulano 2 more inches of cock but give them to luis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111921) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111989) |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: i gave my cousin head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115321) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: GNOME CHOMSKY You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111928) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.
2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.
The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.
The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self. |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM Author: portnoy's BJC ((zurich is stained)) cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111982) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: portnoy's BJC ((zurich is stained)) wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111999) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM Author: ron powerhouse increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112205) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: female penis saame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112251) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112234) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: sensitive robot Probably 300k
I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity
Satisfactory cock size |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( ) $300k today or $300k 15 years ago? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113885) |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Paralegal Muhammad The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting? Dick size wins this one easily imo |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: .,.,;,.,.,;,;., "I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"
Yes. |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49114130) |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: i gave my cousin head i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115313) |