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Would you rather have EPAH or Spaceporn as your father?

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Tripping slate hominid
  11/01/25
the gun
pink ratface
  11/01/25
SP so I can keep my penis.
thriller boistinker hell
  11/01/25
but you'll end up w a colostomy bag
Tripping slate hominid
  11/01/25
You'll end up with a lot more than a colostomy if EPAH is yo...
thriller boistinker hell
  11/01/25
You don’t HAVE TO be trans to be my kid. Only if you w...
carnelian parlor
  11/04/25
I know you're trying to PWN the cons here with your world fa...
Tripping slate hominid
  11/04/25
I can’t help it I must pwn
carnelian parlor
  11/04/25
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Tripping slate hominid
  11/04/25
would you consider chopping off yours in solidarity with you...
histrionic cuckold
  11/04/25
I’m cis-het though
carnelian parlor
  11/04/25
i didn't say you weren't. i asked whether you would as a sho...
histrionic cuckold
  11/04/25
Maybe in a couple years, but for the time being I still unlo...
carnelian parlor
  11/04/25
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histrionic cuckold
  11/04/25
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At-the-ready Spot Police Squad
  11/05/25
jfc
Tripping slate hominid
  11/05/25
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Ruddy trailer park
  11/05/25
This is genuinely tough. EPAH really lacks emotional connec...
titillating abusive nursing home
  11/04/25
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Tripping slate hominid
  11/04/25
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Hairraiser khaki indian lodge jew
  11/05/25
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henna swashbuckling center
  11/05/25
Would probably take EPAH. I think he'd be easier to murder f...
Bronze Mood
  11/04/25
Which father?
Glittery Salmon Nibblets
  11/05/25
Obviously EPAH for bio-dad and provider dad and SpacePorn f...
titillating abusive nursing home
  11/05/25
I know this is a troll thread, but come on, this one is obvi...
At-the-ready Spot Police Squad
  11/05/25
this is 100% not a troll thread
Tripping slate hominid
  11/05/25
Just push him down one of those 5 inch cliffs he's always ju...
Bronze Mood
  11/05/25


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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Tripping slate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49393222)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: pink ratface

the gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49393223)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: thriller boistinker hell

SP so I can keep my penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49393232)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Tripping slate hominid

but you'll end up w a colostomy bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49393235)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: thriller boistinker hell

You'll end up with a lot more than a colostomy if EPAH is your dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49393236)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: carnelian parlor

You don’t HAVE TO be trans to be my kid. Only if you want your father’s approval.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402380)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Tripping slate hominid

I know you're trying to PWN the cons here with your world famous sarcasm (stemming from your hatred of your parents), but i think you're being honest here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402386)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: carnelian parlor

I can’t help it I must pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402398)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Tripping slate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402411)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: histrionic cuckold

would you consider chopping off yours in solidarity with your children?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402396)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: carnelian parlor

I’m cis-het though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402415)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: histrionic cuckold

i didn't say you weren't. i asked whether you would as a show of solidarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402428)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: carnelian parlor

Maybe in a couple years, but for the time being I still unload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402470)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: histrionic cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402481)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready Spot Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49404090)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Tripping slate hominid

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49404099)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Ruddy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49404005)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: titillating abusive nursing home

This is genuinely tough. EPAH really lacks emotional connection with his kids and Spaceporn is such a dork (plus the rape).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402422)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Tripping slate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402535)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser khaki indian lodge jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49404032)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: henna swashbuckling center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49405162)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Bronze Mood

Would probably take EPAH. I think he'd be easier to murder for freedom and get away with it (along with a good amount of assets)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49402541)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Glittery Salmon Nibblets

Which father?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49404023)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: titillating abusive nursing home

Obviously EPAH for bio-dad and provider dad and SpacePorn for Mom-Dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49404047)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready Spot Police Squad

I know this is a troll thread, but come on, this one is obvious. Would I rather grow up on the beach in Hawaii with a 7-figure income or would I rather be raised by a clown-haired pedophile? Honestly, if I got to have EPAH's house but had to lose my balls in exchange, I would have to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49404108)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Tripping slate hominid

this is 100% not a troll thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49404112)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bronze Mood

Just push him down one of those 5 inch cliffs he's always jumping. Problem solved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2Elisa#49404975)