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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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Gold Passionate Range Knife
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Just tell some n word jokes.
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Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
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This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
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you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: odious burgundy principal's office factory reset button

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: odious burgundy principal's office factory reset button

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Gold Passionate Range Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: zippy cerise blood rage incel

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Claret dog poop

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Claret dog poop

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: duck-like excitant tattoo place of business

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: umber pea-brained masturbator stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Aromatic Stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: deranged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: violet locale doctorate

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: swollen half-breed library

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: swollen half-breed library

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: violet locale doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Magenta harsh turdskin

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: gay toilet seat fanboi

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Magenta harsh turdskin

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: fragrant flesh tanning salon mood

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller National Security Agency Sex Offender

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cream histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant french chef

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: lilac deep laser beams scourge upon the earth

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: fragrant flesh tanning salon mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser abode main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Orchid deer antler sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Bright immigrant senate

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cream histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: garnet heady rigpig coldplay fan

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Orchid deer antler sneaky criminal

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring ceo piazza

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: massive mad cow disease

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Vibrant fuchsia hissy fit boltzmann

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cream histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser abode main people

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: umber pea-brained masturbator stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: odious burgundy principal's office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: deranged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring ceo piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Brass idiot liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Cracking jewess

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated property athletic conference

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: multi-colored smoky hominid

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Gold Passionate Range Knife

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49424851)