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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Elite Corner
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Glittery Place Of Business Piazza
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Onyx locus
  12/12/25
...
odious newt
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
up-to-no-good clear knife
  12/12/25
easy
Brass bearded chapel love of her life
  12/12/25
lol ok man
odious newt
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
tantric lay private investor
  12/12/25
...
cocky sound barrier spot
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Swashbuckling national dingle berry
  12/12/25
...
honey-headed macaca resort
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
stimulating office prole
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
sooty roommate
  12/12/25
...
Glittery Place Of Business Piazza
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Elite Corner
  12/12/25
...
Mind-boggling balding rigpig
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Supple Alcoholic Boiling Water
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
floppy plum hall electric furnace
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Swashbuckling national dingle berry
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
blathering faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
multi-colored cowardly field coldplay fan
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Swashbuckling national dingle berry
  12/12/25
tp.
blathering faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
pearly background story locale
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
multi-colored cowardly field coldplay fan
  12/12/25
who is that
pearly background story locale
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
tantric lay private investor
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
tantric lay private investor
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Bossy carmine sanctuary
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
well-lubricated insecure queen of the night
  12/12/25
cr
odious newt
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
up-to-no-good clear knife
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
wine mewling main people
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Onyx locus
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
wine mewling main people
  12/12/25
...
odious newt
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Shivering frozen base
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Cream dilemma dysfunction
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Irate generalized bond yarmulke
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Elite Corner

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery Place Of Business Piazza

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Onyx locus

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: odious newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good clear knife

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Brass bearded chapel love of her life

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: odious newt

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: tantric lay private investor

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: cocky sound barrier spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling national dingle berry

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: honey-headed macaca resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: stimulating office prole

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: sooty roommate

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery Place Of Business Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Elite Corner

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Supple Alcoholic Boiling Water

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: floppy plum hall electric furnace

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling national dingle berry

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: blathering faggot firefighter

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: multi-colored cowardly field coldplay fan

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling national dingle berry

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: blathering faggot firefighter

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: pearly background story locale

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: multi-colored cowardly field coldplay fan

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: pearly background story locale

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: tantric lay private investor

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: tantric lay private investor

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bossy carmine sanctuary

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated insecure queen of the night

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: odious newt

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good clear knife

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: wine mewling main people

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Onyx locus

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: wine mewling main people

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: odious newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Shivering frozen base

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Cream dilemma dysfunction

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Irate generalized bond yarmulke

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49506164)