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Should I buy this house in Morris Township New Jersey?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-Jonathan-Smith-Rd-Morri...
dupa
  03/17/26
can we have xo meetups and orgies there?
Team Golden Retriever
  03/17/26
yes
dupa
  03/17/26
...
Karlstack
  03/17/26
Green toilet burping like a Budweiser frog.
Ass Sunstein
  03/17/26
Is that an old Taco Bell?
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/26
If you have another $1M for the renovation.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/17/26
what does it need?
dupa
  03/17/26
New floors, interior walls, counters and cabinets, swimming ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/17/26
bro how much do you think water costs?
dupa
  03/17/26
$8.15 per 1,000 gallons. So that's about $2500.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/17/26
Thought u were full of shit but NJ water prices are insane ...
Lab Diamond Dallas Trump
  03/18/26
I cannot imagine relaxing anywhere in that house. I like th...
fatty nigger
  03/17/26
Only if your name is Jonathan Smith
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
  03/17/26
that house couldn't be more out of place in NJ, wtf.
TurboGook-16
  03/17/26
explain
dupa
  03/17/26
see below. it looks like it belongs in arizona or new mexico...
TurboGook-16
  03/18/26
looks like it was picked up by a torndado from albuquerque
Darnell
  03/17/26
be careful that's a giant pizza oven
chefboy rd
  03/17/26
...
dupa
  03/18/26
Middle of nowhere, do you work in pharma or something?
Big Clique Energy
  03/18/26


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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: dupa

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-Jonathan-Smith-Rd-Morristown-NJ-07960/39453094_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751802)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Team Golden Retriever

can we have xo meetups and orgies there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751804)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: dupa

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751861)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Karlstack ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751813)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Green toilet burping like a Budweiser frog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751820)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Is that an old Taco Bell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751822)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

If you have another $1M for the renovation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751824)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: dupa

what does it need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751866)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

New floors, interior walls, counters and cabinets, swimming pool refilled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751875)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: dupa

bro how much do you think water costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751882)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

$8.15 per 1,000 gallons. So that's about $2500.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751899)



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Date: March 18th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

Thought u were full of shit but NJ water prices are insane

Water Cost per 1,000 Gallons

The cost of water varies by location and utility provider. Below are some examples of water rates across different areas:

Current Rates

Location Cost per 1,000 Gallons

New York City $6.95

Hawthorne, NJ $7.63

Average in the U.S. $1.50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49753520)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

I cannot imagine relaxing anywhere in that house. I like the price and the acreage though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751829)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm

Only if your name is Jonathan Smith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751835)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: TurboGook-16 ((zurich is stained))

that house couldn't be more out of place in NJ, wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751841)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: dupa

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751878)



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Date: March 18th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: TurboGook-16 ((zurich is stained))

see below. it looks like it belongs in arizona or new mexico. not a nj MFE, but how does that house look normal anywhere in the garden state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49753524)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Darnell

looks like it was picked up by a torndado from albuquerque

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751942)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: chefboy rd

be careful that's a giant pizza oven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49751905)



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Date: March 18th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49753507)



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Date: March 18th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Big Clique Energy

Middle of nowhere, do you work in pharma or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846872&forum_id=2Elisa#49753516)