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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Overrated nudist clown

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Dark bawdyhouse mother

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Crimson nibblets range

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Comical blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Electric fat ankles cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Grizzly Racy Sound Barrier Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Demanding Hyperventilating Crackhouse Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Cracking turquoise hall mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Crimson nibblets range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: claret idiotic skinny woman sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Dark bawdyhouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Sexy topaz sneaky criminal halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407305)



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Author: gay marvelous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: opaque shrine

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Unhinged place of business national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: 180 step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Demanding Hyperventilating Crackhouse Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: chocolate diverse dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: federal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Demanding Hyperventilating Crackhouse Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling slate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Snowy stock car plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Demanding Hyperventilating Crackhouse Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted provocative market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: filthy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Demanding Hyperventilating Crackhouse Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: sticky big location giraffe

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Demanding Hyperventilating Crackhouse Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: low-t medicated double fault

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: sticky big location giraffe

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Pontificating Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: alcoholic olive boistinker main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Vibrant navy codepig cuck

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic persian

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: heady legal warrant

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted provocative market coldplay fan

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Lime trip lettuce stead

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: brilliant mental disorder theater

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Spruce gunner digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Gold zombie-like area hissy fit

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: misunderstood pearly spot cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Crawly Odious Church

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Arousing Wild Genital Piercing Kitchen

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: bespoke background story

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Vivacious Senate Crotch

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Crimson nibblets range

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Startling hairraiser dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: low-t medicated double fault

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Wine therapy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Electric fat ankles cumskin

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Rusted School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Unhinged place of business national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Thriller Trailer Park Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Demanding Hyperventilating Crackhouse Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Startling hairraiser dilemma personal credit line

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Startling hairraiser dilemma personal credit line

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: black french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Sepia lascivious alpha bbw

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: bespoke background story

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Startling hairraiser dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: green bull headed dog poop idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: orchid field community account

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: contagious ungodly incel

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: orchid field community account

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: scarlet ladyboy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Shimmering curious deer antler

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: green bull headed dog poop idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: alcoholic olive boistinker main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: bespoke background story

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Shimmering curious deer antler

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: silver charismatic dingle berry ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: sticky big location giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Garnet Exhilarant Principal's Office Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: rebellious university mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Crystalline corn cake gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Snowy stock car plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Emerald generalized bond

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: silver charismatic dingle berry ticket booth

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: alcoholic olive boistinker main people

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: silver charismatic dingle berry ticket booth

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Spruce gunner digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring cerise property

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Shimmering curious deer antler

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Crimson nibblets range

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Shimmering curious deer antler

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle yapping factory reset button

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Cordovan Site

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: gaped round eye

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: black french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Sickened parlour

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: orchid field community account

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Sickened parlour

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: orchid field community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Wine therapy pisswyrm

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: sable tattoo business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: apoplectic whorehouse athletic conference

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: orchid field community account

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: apoplectic whorehouse athletic conference

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: cerebral maniacal prole brunch

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: orchid field community account

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: orchid field community account

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: orchid field community account

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted provocative market coldplay fan



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: orchid field community account

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Rusted School Cafeteria



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: pearl histrionic pocket flask



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Unhinged place of business national



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: territorial impertinent electric furnace travel guidebook

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: black french chef

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: motley turdskin

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Mint Stag Film Pozpig

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: motley turdskin

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Mischievous Magenta Hell Stain

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: gaped round eye



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: orchid field community account

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: geriatric poppy gaming laptop

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Mischievous Magenta Hell Stain

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fanboi



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Startling hairraiser dilemma personal credit line



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: misunderstood pearly spot cuckold



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: sienna arrogant corner

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Passionate Rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Vengeful den friendly grandma



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: orchid field community account



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: pea-brained clear stage juggernaut



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored light dopamine ratface



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Exciting Library Becky

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Gold zombie-like area hissy fit



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored light dopamine ratface



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Unhinged place of business national

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Disgusting pink native police squad

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: pea-brained clear stage juggernaut



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Dark bawdyhouse mother



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Unhinged place of business national



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Unhinged place of business national



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy queen of the night piazza

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: gay marvelous psychic

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Unhinged place of business national



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Judgmental Death Wish

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged theater stage



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: irate toaster parlor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Doobsian sapphire center hunting ground



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Glittery Flesh Party Of The First Part



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy queen of the night piazza



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged theater stage



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Crystalline corn cake gas station

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Brass Laughsome Pit Immigrant



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy queen of the night piazza



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Offensive plum station black woman

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Canary Titillating Milk Brethren



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: adventurous karate institution



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Thriller Trailer Park Azn

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: territorial impertinent electric furnace travel guidebook

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: buck-toothed avocado rigor

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: free-loading razzle locus filthpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy queen of the night piazza



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: gay marvelous psychic



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Fighting Voyeur

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Author: federal menage

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