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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: twinkling idea he suggested pit

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Sienna French Chef

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Chestnut area becky

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Chestnut area becky

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Chocolate Internet-worthy Mediation Box Office

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: useless infuriating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Motley Place Of Business Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: ocher doctorate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Fragrant personal credit line orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: nighttime brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Pearly self-absorbed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Chestnut area becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Drab faggot firefighter potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Sienna French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: sexy rehab psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: orchid windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: orchid windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pearl library ratface

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: orchid windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Mint Curious Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: deranged pale roast beef tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: nighttime brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: demanding stubborn sex offender round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: nighttime brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: cracking dragon locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Filthy fantasy-prone corner queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: nighttime brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Cerebral Disturbing Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: violent tantric degenerate factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: nighttime brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: rose boistinker roommate

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: nighttime brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Bipolar Sable Sweet Tailpipe

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: rose boistinker roommate

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Obsidian domesticated cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Fluffy very tactful patrolman rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Brilliant space

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Maroon Sticky Persian Church Building

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready Piazza

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Cerebral Disturbing Spot

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: clear senate

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Hyperactive Jew Immigrant

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: abusive ultramarine parlour friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: primrose mind-boggling telephone garrison

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: 180 stage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Violent kitty church

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: alcoholic bespoke rigor double fault

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Dun school voyeur

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia azn national

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Chestnut area becky

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: painfully honest partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Bipolar Sable Sweet Tailpipe

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: seedy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: ocher doctorate menage

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Crawly Location Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring cobalt institution gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Mint Curious Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: effete ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: nighttime brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: painfully honest partner

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: painfully honest partner

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: zombie-like indecent forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth step-uncle's house

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Dun school voyeur

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: painfully honest partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Dashing Submissive Juggernaut Puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Excitant faggotry

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Pungent Olive Locale Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Appetizing Puce Pisswyrm

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Dashing Submissive Juggernaut Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Fluffy very tactful patrolman rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Dun school voyeur

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Appetizing Puce Pisswyrm

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Trailer Park New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: rose boistinker roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Jet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: chartreuse maniacal theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: lime contagious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Filthy fantasy-prone corner queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Medicated point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Ebony home twinkling uncleanness

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Trailer Park New Version

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Fluffy very tactful patrolman rigpig

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Trailer Park New Version

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: abusive ultramarine parlour friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Hell Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Razzle Incel

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Puce Pisswyrm

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Chestnut area becky

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Puce Pisswyrm

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Ivory slap-happy lay karate

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Elite vibrant kitchen

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Mauve Preventive Strike

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: zombie-like indecent forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Hilarious Greedy Property

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Hilarious Greedy Property

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: trip main people

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Bateful wild laser beams state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic cream meetinghouse love of her life

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic cream meetinghouse love of her life

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: pink electric furnace

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Crawly Location Affirmative Action



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: red candlestick maker mother



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Mint Curious Hospital



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dog poop

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: zombie-like indecent forum

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Charismatic Sanctuary

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Frozen snowy address

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Sanctuary

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: fighting transparent chapel

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Mauve Preventive Strike



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Chocolate Internet-worthy Mediation Box Office

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: fighting transparent chapel

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: self-centered dull university prole

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: thriller community account toaster

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: adventurous narrow-minded theatre ladyboy



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor crotch



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria Associate

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: orchid windowlicker



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Mint Curious Hospital

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Anal big cruise ship marketing idea

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Confused Slimy Public Bath

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: orchid windowlicker

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Mint Curious Hospital



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: supple flickering lodge

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407564)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: orchid windowlicker



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Bright really tough guy



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: lime contagious selfie

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To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: chrome marvelous theater stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35288872)



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