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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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100%. no lackey would write like this.
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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This makes it funnier
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Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Flesh mind-boggling legal warrant

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: chestnut mad cow disease

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Boyish Domesticated Headpube Generalized Bond



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: titillating violent national security agency



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: geriatric dead step-uncle's house



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: underhanded roommate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Tripping school



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: olive love of her life



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: olive love of her life

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645931)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Slate station jew



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: olive love of her life

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: underhanded roommate

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: insecure lay



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Slate station jew



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: cocky hell toilet seat

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: hateful curious jewess



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: lime pozpig

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649714)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Jade death wish space

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Slate station jew



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: passionate chocolate spot

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: cyan area



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Aromatic misunderstood library

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34306835)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: provocative spruce mood

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: zombie-like site newt



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: vengeful galvanic crackhouse foreskin



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: brindle corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Glittery plum goyim black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: transparent swashbuckling masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse histrionic orchestra pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: amethyst very tactful reading party blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: olive love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: cyan area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: chestnut mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: glassy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: alcoholic rigor range

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Startled stirring set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: titillating violent national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Chartreuse histrionic orchestra pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: clear dingle berry marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: mustard home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse histrionic orchestra pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: wonderful well-lubricated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse histrionic orchestra pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: dashing out-of-control factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: ruddy thriller business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse histrionic orchestra pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Boyish Domesticated Headpube Generalized Bond

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse histrionic orchestra pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Swollen Racy House

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Boyish Domesticated Headpube Generalized Bond

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: walnut laughsome den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: geriatric dead step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Cheese-eating keepsake machete persian

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Blathering concupiscible piazza fanboi

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Emerald heady affirmative action

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: dashing out-of-control factory reset button

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: sadistic temple twinkling uncleanness

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: black self-centered idiot

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: underhanded roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Violet meetinghouse

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Slate station jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: bearded red garrison legend

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: flatulent coldplay fan

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Citrine theatre giraffe

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Sticky vivacious location

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: olive love of her life

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: rusted doobsian sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Swollen Racy House

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Razzle friendly grandma ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: cream maniacal really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Glittery plum goyim black woman

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Floppy sneaky criminal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: crimson fear-inspiring party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Startled stirring set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Ivory big son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse histrionic orchestra pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: rusted doobsian sanctuary

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: rusted doobsian sanctuary

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: obsidian slap-happy potus church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: tan mexican

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Citrine theatre giraffe

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: rusted doobsian sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Tripping school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Puce bateful patrolman

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Marvelous base mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: bistre useless brakes

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Tripping school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: geriatric dead step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Citrine theatre giraffe

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: bistre useless brakes

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Sepia tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Boyish Domesticated Headpube Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: pearl native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: flushed motley corner gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Startling Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: wonderful well-lubricated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: zombie-like site newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Rose magical shrine

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Sepia tanning salon

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: geriatric dead step-uncle's house

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Sepia tanning salon

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: underhanded roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: nudist fragrant volcanic crater psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: drab multi-billionaire

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: bistre useless brakes

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: olive love of her life

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: bistre useless brakes

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: soggy chest-beating genital piercing whorehouse

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: provocative spruce mood

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: brass depressive faggot firefighter

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy potus church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed filthy senate kitty

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed filthy senate kitty

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: cream maniacal really tough guy

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy maroon university community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: cerise embarrassed to the bone boltzmann round eye

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: cerise embarrassed to the bone boltzmann round eye

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Floppy sneaky criminal nursing home



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Electric coiffed resort deer antler



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Startled stirring set



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome trust fund

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy potus church building

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Gay Famous Landscape Painting

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: arousing rambunctious karate

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Gay Famous Landscape Painting

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready Primrose Cruise Ship Becky

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: brass depressive faggot firefighter



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: lime pozpig

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready Primrose Cruise Ship Becky

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: spectacular bonkers mediation



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: rusted doobsian sanctuary



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Slate station jew



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: judgmental free-loading ratface chad

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Charismatic mewling property laser beams

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Talking Public Bath Goal In Life



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: sienna contagious pocket flask electric furnace



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Hilarious Poppy Stead



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Cerebral big-titted nibblets



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: shaky chapel

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Violet meetinghouse



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Cerebral big-titted nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Startled stirring set

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: insecure lay

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Hilarious Poppy Stead



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: chestnut mad cow disease



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Startled stirring set



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Startled stirring set



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Blue bawdyhouse

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Startled stirring set



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: 180 church gay wizard

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle friendly grandma ceo



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Fighting diverse sweet tailpipe

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz henna state faggotry



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Lascivious lodge



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Blue bawdyhouse



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Razzle friendly grandma ceo



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Startling Water Buffalo

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: appetizing stag film gunner



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Blue bawdyhouse



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Comical filthpig brunch

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Ivory big son of senegal

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome trust fund

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Trip Sinister Regret Messiness

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: adventurous greedy ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Blue bawdyhouse



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Demanding dilemma people who are hurt



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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