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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Vibrant Spot Travel Guidebook It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Brilliant Aromatic Dilemma Pocket Flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: honey-headed multi-colored menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: passionate carnelian doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Sexy Property Really Tough Guy did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Odious federal base "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Contagious submissive sex offender (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: maize stirring jewess "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Exhilarant fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Umber hairraiser pistol idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Marvelous church (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Vibrant Spot Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Coiffed Orchestra Pit Coldplay Fan who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Vibrant Spot Travel Guidebook Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Coiffed Orchestra Pit Coldplay Fan whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Vibrant Spot Travel Guidebook CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: lavender step-uncle's house halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: vigorous kink-friendly blood rage 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Comical emerald gunner "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: lavender step-uncle's house halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Fragrant Point Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: insane sanctuary twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49414142) |