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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
bipolar beady-eyed karate
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
comical insane pocket flask love of her life
  07/17/25
...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
charismatic jet range potus
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
I have Hair
charismatic jet range potus
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
charismatic jet range potus
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Adventurous useless therapy
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Adventurous useless therapy
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
180
Razzmatazz Peach Institution
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Razzmatazz Peach Institution
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
Razzmatazz Peach Institution
  07/17/25
...
Abusive electric furnace
  07/17/25
...
Insanely creepy apoplectic bawdyhouse hominid
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Abusive electric furnace
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Chest-beating pervert mental disorder
  07/17/25
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charismatic jet range potus
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
bipolar beady-eyed karate
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Swashbuckling point jew
  07/17/25
...
Diverse base selfie
  07/17/25
awesome!
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
stirring spot bbw
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
Insanely creepy apoplectic bawdyhouse hominid
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
Duck-like Puce Gas Station
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: bipolar beady-eyed karate

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: comical insane pocket flask love of her life

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: charismatic jet range potus

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: charismatic jet range potus

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: charismatic jet range potus

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Adventurous useless therapy

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Adventurous useless therapy

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Peach Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Peach Institution

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Peach Institution

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Abusive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy apoplectic bawdyhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Abusive electric furnace

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating pervert mental disorder

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: charismatic jet range potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: bipolar beady-eyed karate

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling point jew

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Diverse base selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: stirring spot bbw

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Insanely creepy apoplectic bawdyhouse hominid

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Puce Gas Station

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49110172)