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Woman trying to date me told me older pussies are better

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick ...
vibrant nursing home national security agency
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Nightmarish
stimulating doctorate
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Domesticated Station
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Domesticated Station
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God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar be...
Up-to-no-good fanboi bawdyhouse
  08/30/25
I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for ...
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Up-to-no-good fanboi bawdyhouse
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electric party of the first part mexican
  08/31/25
The shuffleboard wizard
effete dingle berry
  08/31/25
That’s why they call her Leather Heather
insanely creepy laughsome menage
  08/30/25
nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure w...
Multi-colored locus cumskin
  08/30/25
It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter
Fluffy infuriating principal's office
  08/30/25
this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s cl...
Gold gunner
  08/30/25
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vibrant nursing home national security agency
  08/31/25
fuck my dick, this shit is dry
Balding theater stage
  08/31/25
I'd rather jack off
electric party of the first part mexican
  08/31/25
Probably because it gets drier.
iridescent sound barrier school cafeteria
  08/30/25
ROTFLOL
Wonderful bipolar hall old irish cottage
  08/31/25
grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp
Domesticated Station
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electric party of the first part mexican
  08/31/25
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vibrant nursing home national security agency
  08/31/25
Not hard to grasp. Older, droopier balls are better as wel...
Saffron Halford
  08/31/25
these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; yo...
slap-happy garrison patrolman
  08/31/25
Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? ...
vibrant nursing home national security agency
  08/31/25
To be fair, "Oh, are you one of those guys who likes...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: vibrant nursing home national security agency

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick I knew growing up, goes there a lot. She's older (36 I think) and is always razzing me for having a young wife. She has told me i should try being her boyfriend. I don't take my wife to the bar cause I like to grind shuffleboard games without any distractions.

Heather is a successful local realtor and is always posted up at the bar in a powersuit and she tends to run the whole place with her banter. Tonight she starts in on me with "where's your wife? Is she still too young to get into a bar?". I try to laugh it off but she starts to get nasty. She says "you know older pussies get wetter and grip stronger. It's like how dads always can beat their son in wrestling." I couldn't tell if she was flirting or mocking me. I lost the next shuffleboard game as I was so put off and just went home. I am curious about her claims though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225182)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: stimulating doctorate

Nightmarish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225185)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Domesticated Station

this change your mind?

https://x.com/downbadcomment/status/1961534308214345905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225559)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: vibrant nursing home national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225580)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Domesticated Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49226678)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good fanboi bawdyhouse

God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar before they shut down. Such a 180 game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225186)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: vibrant nursing home national security agency

I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for 3-4 hours while queuing up zoomer music on the jukebox until all the old people leave. Only one guy there is better than me, he is schizophrenic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225189)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good fanboi bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225204)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: electric party of the first part mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225549)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 AM
Author: effete dingle berry

The shuffleboard wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225618)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: insanely creepy laughsome menage

That’s why they call her Leather Heather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225188)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored locus cumskin

nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure why the pussy would be the outlier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225192)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Fluffy infuriating principal's office

It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225193)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Gold gunner

this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s claims, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225223)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:50 AM
Author: vibrant nursing home national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225541)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Balding theater stage

fuck my dick, this shit is dry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225552)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: electric party of the first part mexican

I'd rather jack off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225553)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: iridescent sound barrier school cafeteria

Probably because it gets drier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225194)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Wonderful bipolar hall old irish cottage

ROTFLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225544)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: Domesticated Station

grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225546)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: electric party of the first part mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225550)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: vibrant nursing home national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225579)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:24 AM
Author: Saffron Halford

Not hard to grasp.

Older, droopier balls are better as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225573)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: slap-happy garrison patrolman

these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; you could take them on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI_fOTDcBQE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225593)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: vibrant nursing home national security agency

Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? I think I could genuinely beat them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49226718)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Flatulent razzmatazz meetinghouse toaster

To be fair,

"Oh, are you one of those guys who likes young wet pussy? Lol..." *smirks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49226717)