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New chick ghosted me after I answered honestly what my top fantasy is

Met this girl IRL not on any apps. Average looking but she's...
fuchsia field toaster
  06/15/26
top school like Harvard or UCLA tp
Fishy Hilarious Station Rigpig
  06/15/26
Yeah couldn’t be more obvious where he fucked up.
exciting ticket booth
  06/15/26
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Fishy Hilarious Station Rigpig
  06/15/26
It's a fantasy so it has to be far-fetched. Getting into UCL...
fuchsia field toaster
  06/15/26
does the chancellor still announce the 1 out of x chance dur...
mentally impaired house-broken public bath circlehead
  06/15/26
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out-of-control bistre multi-billionaire piazza
  06/15/26
UCLA is a great school, a west coast ivy
fuchsia field toaster
  06/15/26
damn fine
Iridescent pea-brained stage juggernaut
  06/15/26
The goldest of bears.
Candy Ride
  06/15/26
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Floppy home candlestick maker
  06/15/26
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Iridescent pea-brained stage juggernaut
  06/15/26
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garnet bawdyhouse liquid oxygen
  06/15/26
needs more work
claret center electric furnace
  06/15/26
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Talented den macaca
  06/15/26
staring at your hot legal adult vulva
Bull headed stirring halford
  06/15/26
Two lesbians probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.
seedy violent dilemma roast beef
  06/15/26
(Gareth Keenan)
Iridescent pea-brained stage juggernaut
  06/15/26
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fuchsia field toaster
  06/15/26
If you change this so you're actually a werewolf, you could ...
Spruce Big-titted Location Yarmulke
  06/15/26
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Non sequitur
  06/15/26
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Candy Ride
  06/15/26
I'm also wearing a tweed jacket and have an old timey pipe a...
Robert Byrd Schitt
  06/15/26
Final Fantasy IX
CapTTTainFalcon
  06/16/26
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Popeshchenko
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:06 AM
Author: fuchsia field toaster

Met this girl IRL not on any apps. Average looking but she's 20 years old. HS dropout and works at a restaurant. We dated exclusively for 2 months. She was trying to "spice things up" one night by talking raunchy and told me what her fantasy was. I dont want to share it, (it's not relevant, it was just sex stuff) and then she asked me what mine was, I told her it was too detailed to verbalize and I'd text or email it to her when I had time to gather my thoughts.

I sent her this:

I get a substitute teaching gig at a high school one or 2 towns over. When I am called in my first day you come in as a "new student" (she looks young enough to pull it off imo) and sit in the front row with a skirt and no panties. I give the entire lecture while staring at your hot legal adult vulva. I'm also wearing a tweed jacket and have an old timey pipe and glasses too. I ask a question and you raise your hand and I call on you and you answer "who gives a shit loser" and the entire class laughs. I tell you to see me after class and you refuse.

I quit the substitute job and you feel bad and actually enroll in the school after I help you make fake transcripts and I help with your homework and you graduate as valedictorian. You apply to colleges and get into a top school like Harvard or UCLA. Then your first day in the dorms I visit and we have creampie baby making sex and you get all kinds of sympathy as a pregnant college student. You breast feed in class with both tits out not just the one. You graduate with honors and you're not wearing any bottoms under the graduation robe.

She replied "..." and I never heard from her since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49939508)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:09 AM
Author: Fishy Hilarious Station Rigpig

top school like Harvard or UCLA tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49939509)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: exciting ticket booth

Yeah couldn’t be more obvious where he fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49939515)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Fishy Hilarious Station Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940014)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: fuchsia field toaster

It's a fantasy so it has to be far-fetched. Getting into UCLA would be a stretch of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired house-broken public bath circlehead

does the chancellor still announce the 1 out of x chance during the freshman assembly lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940448)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: out-of-control bistre multi-billionaire piazza



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Date: June 15th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: fuchsia field toaster

UCLA is a great school, a west coast ivy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940226)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Iridescent pea-brained stage juggernaut

damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940445)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Candy Ride

The goldest of bears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49941285)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Floppy home candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940245)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Iridescent pea-brained stage juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940444)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: garnet bawdyhouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940016)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: claret center electric furnace

needs more work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940079)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Talented den macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940305)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Bull headed stirring halford

staring at your hot legal adult vulva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940361)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: seedy violent dilemma roast beef

Two lesbians probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940442)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Iridescent pea-brained stage juggernaut

(Gareth Keenan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940446)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: fuchsia field toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940456)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Spruce Big-titted Location Yarmulke

If you change this so you're actually a werewolf, you could use this scenario as the basis for pornographic fiction and self-publish on Amazon and likely generate meaningful income.

You could call it "The Big Bad Substitute: A Werewolf Teacher Affair Story Book 1."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49940521)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Non sequitur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49941256)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49941278)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Robert Byrd Schitt

I'm also wearing a tweed jacket and have an old timey pipe and glasses too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49941280)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:08 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Final Fantasy IX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49941683)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: Popeshchenko



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874385&forum_id=2Elisa#49941684)