'okay, just wake me up when you're done, allah thAnk'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2Elisa#29211288)

FBI: *icily stares at bomber* *cracks knuckles without breaking eye contact* "You want to be a smart-ass, huh?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2Elisa#29213177)

FBI: *grabs bomber's collar* "Those people. Were they...white?"

Bomber: *defeated* "Yes. And Asian."

FBI Director: *observing through one-way mirror* "We needed more programs. I knew it. We should have had more programs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2Elisa#29214101)

"Now let's talk about micro aggressions...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2Elisa#29214576)

FBI: *smacks bomber* "Very funny. Now listen closely. Have you ever thought someone was stereotyping you as a Muslim terrorist, just because of your name, color, and faith?"

Bomber: "Yes, but also because I vocally supported suici--"

FBI: *smacks bomber* "That's enough." *nods to mirror*

FBI Director: *grimly shakes head* "If only we had more cultural competence..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2Elisa#29215231)

On Monday, police shot and killed a 17-year-old Afghan migrant armed with an axe and knife after he attacked train passengers in southern Germany, the Associated Press reports. Four people are said to be in serious condition, but the total number of injured is not yet clear...

The attacker’s motive is not currently known, but investigators are reportedly looking into witness accounts that the teen yelled “an exclamation” during the attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2Elisa#30964030)

Arcan Cetin (Washington mall shooter who killed 5): *says nothing*

FBI: Do you want to contact an attorney?

Cetin: No, inshallah I would just like a Quran and a rug so I can pray 5 days. Also, if you could point me in the direction of Mecca.

FBI: Of course, would you like a qibla compass to make it easier?

Cetin: That would be great. I don't trust you scumbag Americans to tell me the correct direction of Mecca so a qibla compass would be fantastic.

FBI: We understand. So now will you tell us why you killed those 5 innocent people?

Cetin: FUCK AMERICA

*FBI Agent calmly walks out of room and calls Deputy Direction of FBI: "We're never going to crack this case."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2Elisa#31485595)

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspect-dead-after-ohio-state-university-car-knife-attack-n689076

An Ohio State University student posted a rant shortly before he plowed a car into a campus crowd and stabbed people with a butcher knife in an ambush that ended when a police officer shot him dead, a law enforcement official said.

Abdul Razak Ali Artan, 18, wrote on what appears to be his Facebook page that he had reached a "boiling point," made a reference to "lone wolf attacks" and cited radical cleric Anwar al-Awlaki.

"America! Stop interfering with other countries, especially Muslim Ummah [community]. We are not weak. We are not weak, remember that," the post said.

Two hours before that, a cryptic post on the page said: "Forgive and forget. Love."

Officials cautioned that they have not determined a motive for the ambush, which sent 11 people to the hospital Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2Elisa#32013198)