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You’re sitting in an aisle seat and a parent asks you to switch with their kid

Who is in a middle seat. Would you do it or decline?
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  03/12/25
id start rocking back and forth while praying in arabic
Mr Right
  03/12/25
Lmao
Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
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Non sequitur
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dan hurley's magic dragon underwear
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus
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Mr. McBride
  03/13/25
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tony pizza
  03/13/25
This was my first reaction.
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  03/18/25
no
dan hurley's magic dragon underwear
  03/12/25
you obviously do it what’s wrong with you? are you a p...
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  03/12/25
I like my aisle seat and it’s a cross country flight.
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you don’t separate a child from their mother on a long...
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Shouldn’t she have purchased seats together if it&rsqu...
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you sound like a childless incel
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I have a kid and I wouldn't purchase the tickets on the assu...
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you’re a lowlife and women and other men in the villag...
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  03/13/25
You say that but I'm overwhelmingly in First Class.
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  03/17/25
lol @ the aspies on here who cant imagine a scenario where m...
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  03/12/25
I have several kids this is on the kike parents
WAR FOR YOUR MIND
  03/13/25
that's the airline's decision, not yours.
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  03/12/25
You choose seats when you book the flight. They chose poorly...
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  03/12/25
she did
sealclubber
  03/12/25
Am I traveling by myself? Is this so the family can sit ...
An 8-INT Orc AA'ing their way into mage school
  03/12/25
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dan hurley's magic dragon underwear
  03/12/25
You’re traveling alone. The mom and 10 year old kid ar...
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Yeah no problem.
An 8-INT Orc AA'ing their way into mage school
  03/12/25
Id stay and hit on the Mom.
terrible moniker
  03/12/25
titcr
Mr Right
  03/12/25
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butt cheeks
  03/12/25
cr
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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Non sequitur
  03/12/25
the proper solution is that this mom should effectuate a tra...
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  03/12/25
There is no pareto optimal trade
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
harold and maude who are in nearby 31A and 31B will be no wo...
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  03/12/25
Enumerate in detail. Youre wrong
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
yeah. i think you're right and i'm wrong. in any scenario so...
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The only thing I can think of is to find a couple who are cu...
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
you mean a couple with aisle and window in different rows? s...
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I dunno I'm retarded and give up
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
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Dr? Michael Greger
  03/12/25
10 is big, they don't need to sit with their mom, and she's ...
Ass Sunstein
  03/12/25
Impossible to imagine a scenario in which i'd agree to fly f...
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  03/12/25
nice
sealclubber
  03/12/25
10 is old enough to manage. This isn't a 4 year old. But pre...
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nope
peeface
  03/12/25
Why would you sit between the kid and the mom I don't get th...
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
OP is a jew and jews really like to molest kids
blow off some steam
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Faggottini
  03/12/25
So initially the kid is in a middle seat and the mom is acro...
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
nigger!
blow off some steam
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...
Mr. McBride
  03/12/25
Ran here
chilmata
  03/13/25
This is entirely the fault of the airlines. Fuck them
Slow Children Playing
  03/12/25
Lol a 10 year old? Absolutely not regardless of how long the...
internet g0y
  03/12/25
"Your son is safe with me :)"
Faggottini
  03/12/25
Heth big and throng, hell be fiinnnne i romith
Senior Ethics Official
  03/12/25
I post this on Reddit immediately and let those losers weigh...
Dickey Simpkins
  03/12/25
Yes, I would. And then I’d thank god for giving me th...
Epistemic Humility
  03/12/25
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Nazca Redlines
  03/12/25
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS HYPO WHAT IS THE ORIGINAL CONFIGURAT...
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
You're in the aisle seat next to a parent in the middle seat...
Ponchito Bojado
  03/12/25
Mom and kid are in two middle seats. You’re in an aisl...
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Holy shit how would this happen? Are they too dumb to book i...
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
mom wants you to sit in a middle seat for 5 hours so she cou...
peeface
  03/12/25
lol @ the aspies on here who cant imagine a scenario where m...
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the aspie would be the guy trying to dream up crazy scenario...
peeface
  03/12/25
poor rc? random stranger has no responsibility to move. that...
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Ask her to show the receipt where she paid for seat selectio...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
BEEP BEEP BEEP. classic xo back and white poast. can you ...
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99% chance retarded or shitheads.
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Standard ABC-DEF seating. in your row: YOU-Kid-Window in t...
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In this case there are many possible alternative configurati...
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
dan hurley's magic dragon underwear
  03/12/25
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Epistemic Humility
  03/12/25
How fat am I in this hypo?
terrible moniker
  03/12/25
credited question
dan hurley's magic dragon underwear
  03/12/25
is the mom hot
tony pizza
  03/12/25
“No thanks, sorry”
the level-headed center
  03/12/25
She starts filming you and asks why not?
terrible moniker
  03/12/25
I like being able to go to the bathroom without inconvenienc...
the level-headed center
  03/12/25
cover my face with my shirt and say nothing.
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I'm sorry you're unhappy with your seat but I paid for this ...
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Earbuds in, blank stare engaged, sunglasses on, not a single...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/12/25
i would do it, but it would be fairly annoying bc i strongly...
I got John Blaze shit
  03/12/25
...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
Unless the mom looks like Nancy Mace and wants to negotiate ...
hung stud
  03/12/25
Really is tremendous how unanimous the kikes itt are in just...
blow off some steam
  03/12/25
isn't being a rude, shitty curmudgeon your entire schtick?
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
I have a novel idea: What if we all sat in the seats that we...
final reason
  03/12/25
...
peeface
  03/12/25
stupid poast. nothing wrong with mutually beneficial trades....
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  03/12/25
This thread is just beggers upset that they can't choose.
final reason
  03/12/25
this thread is filled with classic xo back-and-white'isms.
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Mr. McBride
  03/12/25
"i refreshed the app every 5 minutes over the past 24 h...
UN peacekeeper
  03/12/25
Depends on their race
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  03/12/25
amazing how you all expose yourself as shitty people in a hy...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
its not going to happen. seat switches have to be equal. Id ...
Mr Right
  03/12/25
If I were ever in the Mom's position, I would offer cash to ...
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there's no evidence the mom fucked up, retard.
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if she didn't, she should take it up with the flight attenda...
Mr Right
  03/12/25
i agree she should take it up with the GAs / FAs.
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That’s the perception of others. “Why didn&rsquo...
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no, it's the perception of xo black and white aspies. if she...
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  03/12/25
Correct.
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...
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People will do anything for a $20 still
Epistemic Humility
  03/12/25
this is cp and if mom offered money, i'd just give her the ...
sealclubber
  03/12/25
Spaceporn would say no
but at what cost
  03/12/25
sp would offer to put kid on his lap
Mr Right
  03/12/25
I would never voluntarily trade my aisle seat for a middle s...
saibaman
  03/12/25
I have traveled with kids, booked seats together, and severa...
Ass Sunstein
  03/12/25
finally a reasonable, thoughtful take on all this, w/o all t...
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Why are you so incredibly butthurt about this
saibaman
  03/12/25
ive been ranting on xo for decades about xo black and white ...
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  03/12/25
OK, so you've been butthurt for a long time. Doesn't explai...
saibaman
  03/12/25
i agree with all of this. the person in my seat (ie me) sh...
Slow Children Playing
  03/12/25
who said there was entitlement? OP was very vague and didnt ...
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The entitlement is asking someone to take a middle seat for ...
Slow Children Playing
  03/12/25
he's jewish. their kike mothers raise them to be entitled to...
theranchman
  03/12/25
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Right. And really this could all easily be handled by COMPU...
Ass Sunstein
  03/12/25
People would still hate that because they want their aisle s...
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  03/13/25
It would suck when it happened to you (which would be rare) ...
Ass Sunstein
  03/13/25
wow, ass sunstein. that's just great
UN peacekeeper
  03/12/25
...
Ass Sunstein
  03/12/25
I'm gay
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/12/25
Airlines will sit you together. I had to do this on a recent...
disco fries
  03/12/25
(fighting the hypo masterman) yeah, airlines *never* fuck...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
Lol
Epistemic Humility
  03/12/25
Total cost was about $4,820.
disco fries
  03/12/25
Lmao at the poor odd bastard out stuffed in a window seat si...
Dr? Michael Greger
  03/13/25
I would thoughtfully, moderately invite everyone involved to...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/12/25
i would. it's not the "right" thing to do as the d...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
great the resident redditttard thinks the mom must have fuck...
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  03/12/25
ok faggot yeah there are edge cases where there were delays ...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
as a parent, feels unfair to blame us for this. this is 100%...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
i said from the get-go that i would switch because a mom and...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
it's just the right thing to do, end of story. i'd feel terr...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
exactly. i think people analyzing whether she is "at fa...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
it's the jewish brain, that's how they think. no surprise db...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
oh it's dbg? lmfao i should have known. there needs to be so...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
yeah nobody who lives in LA is flying through NY on the way ...
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  03/12/25
i'm CHUNG+. what now? also, i would, and have, moved.
tony pizza
  03/12/25
Depends entirely on the mom making the request
:;:;;;:;:;;;:;:;:;:;
  03/12/25
This guy fucks
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/12/25
nobody ITT has raised the obvious point: why should you be t...
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  03/12/25
this really doesn't impact the hypo. both you and the other ...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
Dumb fuck. It does impact the hypo because there’s ano...
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  03/12/25
lmfao paramo pegged you to a T here https://xoxohth.com/t...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
I'm not in any dilemma whatsoever.
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  03/12/25
"help me justify why i'm a fucking asshole"
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
The bigger asshioe wins sometimes.
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  03/12/25
dbg wheezes nasally across the aisle to the other middlecuck...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
He's an asshole but he's also right. No one owes her shit.
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  03/12/25
the parents dont ask its usually the flight attendant. i jus...
Covid was a Hoax
  03/12/25
gunneredittt shitting up this thread w subthread wastelands
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  03/12/25
you're just upset you got exposed as a selfish antisocial we...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
Surprisingly good thread
Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  03/12/25
(xo 2025)
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
No. I’m 6’5 it would be sillly. I’d mo...
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Someone explain the posters in this thread who are shrieking...
saibaman
  03/12/25
1) dbg initiates the hostility, which invites hostile respon...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
What net social good
saibaman
  03/12/25
parents should not be separated from young children on a fli...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
im a window seat utility monster
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
Then they shouldn't book separate seats.
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  03/12/25
You're not describing a social good. A rich person giving $...
saibaman
  03/12/25
explain how this is not a social good. simply saying "i...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
I don't agree that mothers and children sitting togother is ...
saibaman
  03/12/25
i explained why i think it's a social good and i think the s...
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
wtf do you mean by "social good"
saibaman
  03/12/25
something that is good for society.
Cumbutt
  03/12/25
πŸ™„
saibaman
  03/12/25
like taking advantage of the system by not paying back your ...
Wang Hernandez
  03/14/25
correct. there are limits to how much self-sacrifice i'd do ...
Cumbutt
  03/17/25
lmao, you don't get it. would you get up for a pregnant woma...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
Yes, but not because it's a "social good"
saibaman
  03/12/25
holy shit do you think like a faggot
sealclubber
  03/12/25
...
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
It is also annoying that certain people think they can simpl...
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  03/12/25
Of course. The screechers in this thread want to focus on t...
saibaman
  03/12/25
Right. There's a 1% chance that this poor family is from a f...
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  03/12/25
I almost never fly economy but that's total misery and I wou...
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  03/12/25
I probably would switch because I'm a passive bitch who enjo...
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  03/12/25
this is where i stand, avoidable problem created intentional...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
Why is this the airline screwing her over?
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  03/12/25
I think the Biden admin was right to say airlines should hav...
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Oh no, not have to pay $40! Stfu and don't cheap out and th...
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  03/17/25
if you look even remotely approachable enough for someone to...
metaphysical certitude
  03/12/25
You need a TMFish scowl at all times?
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  03/12/25
that's why you should always put on an eye mask the moment y...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  03/12/25
180 cr, and also earbuds
Mr Right
  03/12/25
based
terrible moniker
  03/12/25
the kind of person that doesn't plan and expects others to m...
Mr. McBride
  03/13/25
Absolutely not on a cross country flight. Probably yes o...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/12/25
on a short flight if the kid is young enough, yeah I would, ...
hank_scorpio
  03/12/25
...
Wang Hernandez
  03/12/25
Another mother should switch seats out of female solidarity
Wang Hernandez
  03/12/25
just jump before plane go brrrrrrr
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  03/12/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedairlines/comments/1jascuc/do_...
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  03/14/25
1. Airlines created this mess. We didn't use to have Economy...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/25
1. So you acknowledge that these families are trying to be c...
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  03/17/25
1. No, not necessarily trying to be cheap. Many times seats ...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/25
1. Or you tell the family "sorry, no available seats. ...
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  03/17/25
1. Not always possible or practical to get a different fligh...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/25
1. They can easily remedy this by kicking people off to conv...
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  03/17/25
Sorry, no one mentioned kicking anyone off. I know math is h...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/25
lmao you're a monumental piece of shit, just unbelievable. ...
saibaman
  03/17/25
...
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  03/18/25
"No one owes you shit other than the seat you paid for....
Cumbutt
  03/17/25
exactly. these people are such scumbags pearl-clutching thes...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/25
it such sniveling chickenshit bullshit. and here's the thing...
Cumbutt
  03/17/25
Come on guys, you've known me since well before law school a...
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  03/17/25
oh, i totally believe you would be so antisocial and shamele...
Cumbutt
  03/17/25
πŸ‘
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  03/17/25
why do you keep talking shit about CHUNG+, faggot?
tony pizza
  03/17/25
don't be mad at me Tony pizza tp i just created an appreciat...
Cumbutt
  03/18/25
I generally hate flying and especially hate flying in coach....
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  03/17/25
"I shrugged my shoulders, pulled my work laptop out of ...
Cumbutt
  03/17/25
But is that worse than me who is just like "no, fuck th...
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  03/17/25
yes, it's far worse. i shouldn't have used you as an example...
Cumbutt
  03/18/25
Interesting. I would have thought my approach is worse simp...
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  03/18/25
Yes if it would make a child or his/her parent more comforta...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  03/17/25
Self identified shortmo
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/17/25
I'm not an asshole, so yeah I'd switch. Unless they were Jew...
"'''''"'""'''"'"'
  03/18/25
"are you Jewish, my man?"
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  03/18/25
"Pull your mask down and show me your nose before I eng...
"'''''"'""'''"'"'
  03/18/25


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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Who is in a middle seat. Would you do it or decline?

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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Mr Right

id start rocking back and forth while praying in arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740042)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741416)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741720)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Non sequitur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741778)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: dan hurley's magic dragon underwear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741957)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742102)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 4:12 AM
Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48743022)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Mr. McBride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48744575)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: tony pizza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48745556)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

This was my first reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48758117)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: dan hurley's magic dragon underwear

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739733)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


you obviously do it what’s wrong with you? are you a pedo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739734)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


I like my aisle seat and it’s a cross country flight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739751)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


you don’t separate a child from their mother on a long flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739766)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Shouldn’t she have purchased seats together if it’s so important to her? That’s on her and her kid is safe on the flight either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739774)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


you sound like a childless incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739879)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I have a kid and I wouldn't purchase the tickets on the assumption someone will trade for the crap middle seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741733)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


you’re a lowlife and women and other men in the village don’t respect you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48745579)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


You say that but I'm overwhelmingly in First Class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756587)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


lol @ the aspies on here who cant imagine a scenario where mom and son got stuck apart through no fault of their own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739931)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 12:54 AM
Author: WAR FOR YOUR MIND

I have several kids this is on the kike parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742851)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


that's the airline's decision, not yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739920)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


You choose seats when you book the flight. They chose poorly. It isn't anyone's job to fix that for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741726)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: sealclubber

she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742023)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: An 8-INT Orc AA'ing their way into mage school

Am I traveling by myself?

Is this so the family can sit together?

How old is the kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739735)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: dan hurley's magic dragon underwear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739739)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


You’re traveling alone. The mom and 10 year old kid are both in middle seats and you’re sitting next to the mom. The flight is completely full and going from NYC to LA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739741)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: An 8-INT Orc AA'ing their way into mage school

Yeah no problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739803)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: terrible moniker

Id stay and hit on the Mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739849)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Mr Right

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740047)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: butt cheeks (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740644)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741411)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Non sequitur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741780)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


the proper solution is that this mom should effectuate a trade with 2 different couples that are already middle-aisle or middle-window, such that each couple is no worse off since one of them is already in a middle eat.

the mother attempting to make a single person in a window or aisle give up his seat for a middle is retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739892)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude

There is no pareto optimal trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739916)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


harold and maude who are in nearby 31A and 31B will be no worse off through some musical chairs. it requires a lot of shuffling, but it can work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739928)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude

Enumerate in detail. Youre wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739932)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


yeah. i think you're right and i'm wrong. in any scenario someone who has a window or aisle will have to be stuck in a middle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739950)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude

The only thing I can think of is to find a couple who are currently sitting apart, 1 aisle and 1 window, who would prefer to sit together, with 1 in a middle seat.

It's impossible if middle seat is strictly least preferred by all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739960)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


you mean a couple with aisle and window in different rows? said couple could easily trade to aisle and window in the same row if they choose, if they didnt want to be stuck in a middle.

but yeah, that's a possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739967)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude

I dunno I'm retarded and give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739970)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740211)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

10 is big, they don't need to sit with their mom, and she's once seat away anyway.

If it was like a 3-year-old, then sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740271)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

Impossible to imagine a scenario in which i'd agree to fly from NY to LA in coach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740504)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sealclubber

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742041)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


10 is old enough to manage. This isn't a 4 year old. But pretty much zero chance I'm not paying to fly first class on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741737)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: peeface

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739750)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude

Why would you sit between the kid and the mom I don't get this hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739756)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: blow off some steam

OP is a jew and jews really like to molest kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739772)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739776)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude

So initially the kid is in a middle seat and the mom is across the aisle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739779)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: blow off some steam

nigger!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739820)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Mr. McBride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740119)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 3:22 AM
Author: chilmata

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742990)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Slow Children Playing

This is entirely the fault of the airlines. Fuck them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739760)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: internet g0y

Lol a 10 year old? Absolutely not regardless of how long the flight is. Not for a middle seat. Exchanges have to be comparable.

If the kid is 5 or less maybe depending on how long the flight is and the people sitting next to the kid in the aisle/window (are they fat? smelly?) out of sheer empathy. But even here you wouldnt have do it. Families can book earlier or pay more to sit together.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739762)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Faggottini

"Your son is safe with me :)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739777)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Heth big and throng, hell be fiinnnne i romith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740433)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Dickey Simpkins

I post this on Reddit immediately and let those losers weight in on whether I was an asshole or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739780)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Epistemic Humility

Yes, I would. And then I’d thank god for giving me the opportunity to check my ego and be of service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739783)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740068)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS HYPO WHAT IS THE ORIGINAL CONFIGURATION

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739785)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Ponchito Bojado

You're in the aisle seat next to a parent in the middle seat. Kid is in the adjacent row middle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739804)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Mom and kid are in two middle seats. You’re in an aisle seat next to the mom and she wants you to switch with her kid. If you switch you’re now in a middle seat for the 5+ hour flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739818)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude

Holy shit how would this happen? Are they too dumb to book in advance and get seats together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739833)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: peeface

mom wants you to sit in a middle seat for 5 hours so she could save $35 on advance seat selection, yes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739840)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


lol @ the aspies on here who cant imagine a scenario where mom and son got stuck apart through no fault of their own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739933)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: peeface

the aspie would be the guy trying to dream up crazy scenarios to shift responsibility onto a random stranger for some dumb bitch who can't book airline seats



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739942)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


poor rc? random stranger has no responsibility to move. that doesnt mean the mom is necessarily at fault for being retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739955)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Ask her to show the receipt where she paid for seat selection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741420)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


BEEP BEEP BEEP. classic xo back and white poast.

can you not imagine a scenario where maybe their flight was cancelled or they had a missed connection or something?

they may be retarded, or they may be innocent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739915)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


99% chance retarded or shitheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742664)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Standard ABC-DEF seating. in your row:

YOU-Kid-Window

in the row in front of you:

AISLE-MOM-WINDOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739870)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude

In this case there are many possible alternative configurations so id say no because I'm a bigger fag than at least 1 of the other people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739873)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739907)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: dan hurley's magic dragon underwear

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739901)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Epistemic Humility



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740205)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: terrible moniker

How fat am I in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739842)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: dan hurley's magic dragon underwear

credited question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739929)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: tony pizza

is the mom hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739847)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: the level-headed center (No Future)

“No thanks, sorry”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739883)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: terrible moniker

She starts filming you and asks why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739919)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: the level-headed center (No Future)

I like being able to go to the bathroom without inconveniencing others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739935)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


cover my face with my shirt and say nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739958)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm sorry you're unhappy with your seat but I paid for this seat and I'm keeping it. The fact that you're filming me shows your absolute sense of entitlement. Have a wonderful life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742190)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Earbuds in, blank stare engaged, sunglasses on, not a single word uttered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742229)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: I got John Blaze shit ((zurich is stained))

i would do it, but it would be fairly annoying bc i strongly prefer aisle seats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739937)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740491)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: hung stud

Unless the mom looks like Nancy Mace and wants to negotiate with me in the bathroom, I'd say no!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739946)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: blow off some steam

Really is tremendous how unanimous the kikes itt are in just being rude, shitty curmudgeons

Hey—at least you’re all ugly pedophiles!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739969)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

isn't being a rude, shitty curmudgeon your entire schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740497)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: final reason

I have a novel idea: What if we all sat in the seats that we paid for? Is that crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739971)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48739978)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


stupid poast. nothing wrong with mutually beneficial trades. the problem here is that someone gets royally screwed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740015)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: final reason

This thread is just beggers upset that they can't choose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740016)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


this thread is filled with classic xo back-and-white'isms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740045)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Mr. McBride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740125)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper

"i refreshed the app every 5 minutes over the past 24 hours to snag this seat so yeah, no"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740035)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

Depends on their race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740048)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

amazing how you all expose yourself as shitty people in a hypo where you got only a modicum of power. imagine if you had more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740050)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Mr Right

its not going to happen. seat switches have to be equal. Id offer to take moms isle seat and she can sit next to her kid in middle row. how is this a difficult decision and I would not want to sit next to an unruly kid with a stupid entitled mother anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740056)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: .....,,,,,...,,,,,..,.,,,,,.,,.


If I were ever in the Mom's position, I would offer cash to the person on the aisle (like bare minimum of $100) and acknowledge that I fucked up and need a favor. If that fails, I’d then go to the window seat person and offer the same.

People say no because they dislike the entitlement of the parent. If nothing is offered and the mom doesn’t say it was her fault, I’m saying “no” as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740057)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


there's no evidence the mom fucked up, retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740076)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Mr Right

if she didn't, she should take it up with the flight attendants and not ruthlessly shake down ppl around her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740098)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


i agree she should take it up with the GAs / FAs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740180)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742183)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: .....,,,,,...,,,,,..,.,,,,,.,,.


That’s the perception of others. “Why didn’t she just pay for a better seat? Why didn’t she plan ahead?”

The point is that the parent needs to show genuine contrition and offer cash so they don’t seem entitled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740101)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


no, it's the perception of xo black and white aspies. if she said our last flight got delayed and we missed our connection, normies would be sympathetic. doesnt mean they should move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740183)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742188)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742184)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Epistemic Humility

People will do anything for a $20 still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740208)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: sealclubber

this is cp

and if mom offered money, i'd just give her the seat

if she just asked, i'm not so sure i'd give it up. too many other factors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742053)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: but at what cost

Spaceporn would say no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740067)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Mr Right

sp would offer to put kid on his lap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740070)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: saibaman

I would never voluntarily trade my aisle seat for a middle seat under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740190)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

I have traveled with kids, booked seats together, and several times gotten completely fucked by flights being canceled, rebooked, delayed to miss connections, etc, with us all ending up in separate middle seats.

But my kids were at least 7 years old, able to be self-sufficient, and just sat in their assigned seats, we didn't ask anyone to move.

Airlines could easily solve this problem by first, just not letting you book seats in a configuration where children under some age (like 8 or so) are isolated.

And if they have to rebook you due to a cancellation or delay, they should not be able to seat the young kids alone, and should have to just bump other passengers into middle seats (with compensation) if needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740284)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


finally a reasonable, thoughtful take on all this, w/o all the classic xo black and white idiocy.

your poast correctly recognizes that this may not have been the mom's fault, that pax reasonably cant be expected to move to middle seats, and that the airline should deal with this.

amazing how xo is full of morons who cant deal with nuance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740306)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: saibaman

Why are you so incredibly butthurt about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740375)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


ive been ranting on xo for decades about xo black and white retardation of all sorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740435)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: saibaman

OK, so you've been butthurt for a long time. Doesn't explain why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740448)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Slow Children Playing

i agree with all of this.

the person in my seat (ie me) should deal with the FA and not the mom. I should be given some sort of compensation if forced to move so that the minor can sit with the adult thorugh no fault of my own.

And we all are aware that I most likely had to pay in some form for the seat that I chose.

Someone has to eat some shit here and it shouldnt be me who was inconveniently seated next to someone, in the best case scenario, who was rebooked.

I also agree with person above though that most of the resentment comes from the sense of entitlement. I'd be way more likely to move if the mom just offered me $100 even if I didn't take it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740465)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


who said there was entitlement? OP was very vague and didnt say much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740524)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Slow Children Playing

The entitlement is asking someone to take a middle seat for your own convenience. You're asking else to suffer so you don't. What exactly are you missing itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740631)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: theranchman

he's jewish. their kike mothers raise them to be entitled to the suffering of others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741586)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742241)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Right. And really this could all easily be handled by COMPUTERS before you even stepped onto the plane with no FA or mom involved.

You would just be informed by text message: "Your seat has been changed to 34B. Here is a refund of whatever extra you paid to have an aisle seat, plus a $20 credit and free drinks and snacks and wifi. Have a nice day!".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740763)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


People would still hate that because they want their aisle seat they spent time booking. The comp would need to be much higher than $20 and WiFi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742788)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

It would suck when it happened to you (which would be rare) but people would eventually get used to it. It already happens anyway when flights are cancelled and rebooked. Ultimately, seat assignments are at the discretion of the airline.

And most importantly there would be nobody (FA or fellow passenger) to have a bitch fight about it with. The COMPUTER has spoken! Take it or leave it, chump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742806)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

wow, ass sunstein. that's just great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740449)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740714)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740285)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Airlines will sit you together. I had to do this on a recent family vacation. I bought 5 tickets in base economy, which the seating algorithm would usually make all interior middle seats in the very back of the plane, but because I was travelling with minor children, they gave us 5 seats together, that included 1 window seat, 2 aisle seats, and only 2 middle seats. Pretty good deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740450)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

(fighting the hypo masterman)

yeah, airlines *never* fuck up on seating and shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740501)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Epistemic Humility

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741299)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Total cost was about $4,820.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741522)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Dr? Michael Greger (🧐)

Lmao at the poor odd bastard out stuffed in a window seat sitting next to disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48743148)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

I would thoughtfully, moderately invite everyone involved to fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740466)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

i would. it's not the "right" thing to do as the dumb bitch should have made sure they were seated together, but them sitting together and me not spending the entire flight next to some shrew annoyed at me is worth the inconvenience.

i think 90% of the people saying "no fuck her" are CHUNG+ types who wilt like a lily to 100% of social confrontations.

you'd certainly be in the right to say no, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740508)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


great the resident redditttard thinks the mom must have fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740526)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

ok faggot yeah there are edge cases where there were delays resulting in missed connections and the seats got jumbled up and blah blah blah blah stfu you pedantic faggot 99% in this situation the birdbrain just didn't pay for seats or ensure they were next to each other.

the hypo is a NYC to LA flight. how often is that flight a leg from a different journey? how often is this a flight where people are connecting or didn't have the opportunity to pay for seats to begin with? even if she is on this flight because her intended flight got fucked for some reason she still could have gone to the gate agent and said "um hi can you make sure i'm sitting with my kid?" which would be easy since presumably many other people would have be rescheduled to that flight too.

by the hypo that you created it is very unlikely she could have wound up in this situation without any opportunity to mitigate it thus as i said 99% chance it's the birdbrains fault. die you faggot pumo die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740550)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

as a parent, feels unfair to blame us for this. this is 100% avoidable and easy to implement, the onus should be on the airline to ensure that minors are seated next to their parents and you shouldn't have to pay a special fee to get this service. they are always ticketed under the parent, they have their birthdates, and it would even be fine to only make this available for those under 10 or 12. but they purposely put passengers in these positions or try to shake them down for more money if they can.

fuck domestic and all low-cost airlines man. they are all fucking trash. this would never happen on an emirates flight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740561)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

i said from the get-go that i would switch because a mom and her kid should sit together. broadly i think it's the social duty of all men to assist birdbrains doing birdbrain stuff especially when it involves an innocent child. if i saw a dumb shrew sitting in the rain staring at her tire wrench i wouldn't drive past thinking "should know how to change a tire before you drive a car retard." i'd change her tire.

most of this time it will be the parents fault. ultimately you are responsible for your kids including the dumb bullshit gc airlines make you deal with. but nothing in my OP had anything to do the airline's culpability versus the parent's.

my answer was essentially "yeah i would switch, the birdbrain probably fucked up but it's the right thing to do and sitting next to an irate shrew isn't worth the aisle seat in any case." whether or not she actually fucked up isn't anything i thought about it was just this pumo's unstated hidden agenda in this hypo. but "whose fault" it was never crossed my mind. it's certainly not the kid's fault, and a 10 year old should sit next to a parent instead of two strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740589)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

it's just the right thing to do, end of story. i'd feel terrible if kid was crying for his mom or worse, if a creepy faggot touched him or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740632)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

exactly. i think people analyzing whether she is "at fault" are the autistic ones here.

like, if you were queueing up for a train, and some pregnant lady waddled on as it was leaving, would you give up your seat? it is certainly her "fault" for getting to the train late or choosing not to wait for the next one. but if you're not giving up your seat as an able bodied man you're an asshole.

it used to be that these sorts of social niceties towards women and children were expected. if the uss xoxo titanic was going down everyone here would be debating the pareto optimization of women and children first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740642)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

it's the jewish brain, that's how they think. no surprise dbg is leading the charge itt. this used to be a country of individualists who collectively did what was best for society. my family comes from a more collective society where these types of social mores and other common courtesies are an integral part of our social fabric and some even consider it religious duty. but now it seems everything needs to go under a talmudic analysis, it's insane. doing my part to teach these things to my kids but it's a losing battle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740663)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

oh it's dbg? lmfao i should have known. there needs to be some sort of browser extension to identify known pumos.

of course he crafted this hypo taking for granted that everyone would base their analysis on who is "at fault" rather than "it's just the right thing to do." especially when there's an innocent kid involved who cannot be at fault in the first place. this is the product of a diseased mind. it's insane they think this way, and stunning that they assume everyone else does.

even if the entire world was immoral fags it's right to be moral. good on you for trying to teach your kids this despite the modern hellworld they were born in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740702)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


yeah nobody who lives in LA is flying through NY on the way back from elsewhere in the northeast, europe, the mid east, africa. pretty much anywhere they want.

ur such a dumb reddittard with your edge case bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740563)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: tony pizza

i'm CHUNG+. what now? also, i would, and have, moved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741332)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: :;:;;;:;:;;;:;:;:;:;

Depends entirely on the mom making the request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740565)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

This guy fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741423)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


nobody ITT has raised the obvious point: why should you be the middlecuck, when there's another potential middlecuck? there's two different people who could equally move. let the other cuck move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740606)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

this really doesn't impact the hypo. both you and the other middlecuck are in the same dilemma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740615)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Dumb fuck. It does impact the hypo because there’s another person who can solve their problem and may cave more easily than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740798)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

lmfao paramo pegged you to a T here

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&mc=117&forum_id=2#48740663

the fact your first thought is "is it possible i get someone else to cave" is fucking insane.

a person with a healthy brain and morality would be thinking "which one of us would suffer the least inconvenience in doing the right thing?" if a was 6'5 disco fries fatass and the other middlecuck was a twink i might suggest that he be the one to switch. that's it.

lmfao that this is how you live your life. viewing every social interaction through a lens of "how can i get an advantage here?" jfc. absolutely demonic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741120)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm not in any dilemma whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741745)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

"help me justify why i'm a fucking asshole"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740634)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


The bigger asshioe wins sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740805)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

dbg wheezes nasally across the aisle to the other middlecuck "i don't see why i have to move i booked my seat months in advance and made sure i got an aisle i have fibromyalgia and my doctor says that i..."

middlecuck: "it's alright dude, i'll move"

dbg internally "heh the bigger assholes wins sometimes."

everyone else on the airplane: "what a fucking kike."

if you ever wonder why antisemitism is so ubiquitous this is why. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741292)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


He's an asshole but he's also right. No one owes her shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742181)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

the parents dont ask its usually the flight attendant. i just say id rather not. i switched like the first two times someone asked but its just fucking annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48740608)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


gunneredittt shitting up this thread w subthread wastelands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741360)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

you're just upset you got exposed as a selfish antisocial weasel as usual.

here's a hypo for you: what if you noticed that the woman in the middle seat next to you was a woman and her child was seated in the other middle seat. would you *volunteer* to switch?

obviously not, as you can only see this situation through the lens of "how can i avoid an inconvenience?" instead of "should i do the right thing?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741464)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

Surprisingly good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741422)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: metaphysical certitude

(xo 2025)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741469)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,. ( )


No. I’m 6’5 it would be sillly.

I’d move to another window or aisle seat but can’t really fit in the middle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741525)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: saibaman

Someone explain the posters in this thread who are shrieking with rage, just spitting nasty, incoherent invectives, at the idea of someone being disinclined to sacrifice for a stranger.

Why does this make some posters SO ANGRY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741614)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

1) dbg initiates the hostility, which invites hostile responses.

2) willingness to accept a personal sacrifice for a net social good is the essence of a polite, high-trust society. thus the fact some people cannot conceive why someone would be inclined to sacrifice for a stranger is frustrating for people that like living in one.

this hypo is a good one because the cost is high and the net gain is middling, so the CBA is debatable relative to something like stopping to pick an elderly woman who fell. but the frustration you see itt is about those who missed the point completely and thus demonstrated how antisocial they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741712)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: saibaman

What net social good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741718)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

parents should not be separated from young children on a flight. both the mother and child may experience distress. this stress may also disrupt other passengers.

mitigating these things is a net social good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741723)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: metaphysical certitude

im a window seat utility monster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741736)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Then they shouldn't book separate seats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741744)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: saibaman

You're not describing a social good. A rich person giving $1,000 to a poor person may increase aggregate utility (given the differing marginal utility of money to the parties), but that doesn't mean it's a net social good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741756)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

explain how this is not a social good. simply saying "it's not" doesn't make it so. giving an example of something else you don't believe is a social good doesn't explain *why* you think this isn't.

you must agree that a child and mother being seated together is a social good. if someone was creating the seating from scratch, they would sit the mother and child together, so clearly *some* other passenger having the middle seat is the baseline for optimal social good here.

in either case some adult is experiencing the discomfort of the middle seat. but only in one is the kid and mother together. therefore it is always a net social good. the question presented in this hypothetical is whether you would endure the personal sacrifice to achieve it.

in your example there are other considerations, like whether the rich person would use it more effectively or the poor person waste it. that's not present here. unless you add it something like "well i'm 6'8 and obese." for the purposes of discussing the social value of this i think we have to assume both you and the mother would experience about the same physical discomfort of having the middle seat. otherwise the discussion is pointless because the answer is obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741794)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: saibaman

I don't agree that mothers and children sitting togother is a social good, because I understand a social good to be a good that is relatively non-rivalrous and non-excludable, and mothers and children sitting together is certainly not that.

I have no idea what you mean by social good, unless you just mean aggregate utility maximizing. If you think people should swap airline seats on request in order to maximize aggregate utility, I don't see why that should be the guiding principle with respect to airline seats when it certainly isn't anywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741831)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

i explained why i think it's a social good and i think the social benefit of avoiding separating parents and their children is self-evident.

most of the things you're taking issue with is the "net" part. if we assume both you and mother have the same physical cost of sitting in the middle seat, then it's clearly a net social good and i explained why.

everything you're taking issue with is whether the personal sacrifice of achieving the net social good is worthwhile. and as i said from the outset that's debatable.

if an old woman fall on the street it's a net social good for you to pick her up. if a train is going to run over two people or you it's a net social good for it to run over you. but most wouldn't select a train to hit themself than two strangers. this hypo is about whether whether this particular level of personal sacrifice is something one would take to achieve the net social good.

but it's obvious that it *is* a net social good. but that doesn't mean it's clear a person should do it, anymore than it's clear you should die so two strangers should live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741874)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: saibaman

wtf do you mean by "social good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741882)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

something that is good for society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741909)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: saibaman

πŸ™„

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741932)



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Date: March 14th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

like taking advantage of the system by not paying back your student loans when you could otherwise afford it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48748662)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

correct. there are limits to how much self-sacrifice i'd do for society that change depending on the society. when the government exists to facilitate the looting of americans i don't feel the need to pay the government more than i have to. just like how i would have volunteered to serve in ww2 war but would avoid fighting in any of the wars the us has been involved in in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48755754)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

lmao, you don't get it. would you get up for a pregnant woman on a crowded bus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741997)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: saibaman

Yes, but not because it's a "social good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742171)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: sealclubber

holy shit do you think like a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742063)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: metaphysical certitude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741875)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


It is also annoying that certain people think they can simply plan poorly and save money or be careless because someone else will fix their problem at their own expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741741)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: saibaman

Of course. The screechers in this thread want to focus on the possibility that the hypothetical parent was screwed over by the airlines, asking us to ignore the reality that we live in a country absolutely packed with scammers and fraudsters. When I hear hoofbeats, I think horses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741785)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Right. There's a 1% chance that this poor family is from a flight that was canceled and this is their only way to get home but on the original flight they had seats together. There's a 99% chance they got the cheapest tickets possible which meant accepting crappy seats and now they're trying to get some chump to hold that bag. That chump isn't going to be me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742177)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I almost never fly economy but that's total misery and I would decline. I also only get window seats in economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741721)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


I probably would switch because I'm a passive bitch who enjoys being a martyr, but I have a bunch of kids myself, and I agree it is a ridiculous request by the mom.

If i was feeling salty that day, I'd flag down a flight attendant and ask them to fix it.

But it's 100% an airline greed problem, and it should be on their customer service department to fix it. Why the fuck am I being inconvenienced because United needs to squeeze an extra 2% of revenue from the plane by fucking people over?

Make the flight attendant walk around and arrange a deal by giving out drinks or points or other bullshit. The airline probably charged YOU for the seat and then created a situation where you were guilted out of it.

If the kid is 10+, then i'd probably still move, but then its really the mom who is being an asshole and I'd be pissed at her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741941)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

this is where i stand, avoidable problem created intentionally by the airline for $$ but you should still do the right thing and move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742002)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Why is this the airline screwing her over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742104)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


I think the Biden admin was right to say airlines should have to sit kids with theier parents.

I have a large family, and its not right that I have to pay $40 extra to United FOR A MIDDLE SEAT under threat that they might put my 2 year old 30 rows behind me.

Again, it depends on how old the kid is but a certain aspect of this is the airlines acting like assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742357)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Oh no, not have to pay $40! Stfu and don't cheap out and then impose on strangers to fix your problem at their own expense. Shit like this is why people are increasingly shitheads that refuse to help anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48755529)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: metaphysical certitude

if you look even remotely approachable enough for someone to ask this of you you're doing something wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48741949)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


You need a TMFish scowl at all times?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742179)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

that's why you should always put on an eye mask the moment you sit down and pretend to be asleep until after the plane pushes back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742161)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Mr Right

180 cr, and also earbuds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742185)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: terrible moniker

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742231)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Mr. McBride

the kind of person that doesn't plan and expects others to move for them will also wake you up. some people are just uber-assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48744583)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Absolutely not on a cross country flight.

Probably yes on a sub-2 hr east coast shuttle run. But not if the mom acted entitled about it when asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742223)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

on a short flight if the kid is young enough, yeah I would, on a longer flight fuck you and your shitty kid you can pay for seats if you want them on all sorts of airlines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742362)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742482)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

Another mother should switch seats out of female solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742484)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: ...,.,..,...,.,.,.,.;,;,;...;,;;.;,;;;...


just jump before plane go brrrrrrr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48742624)



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Date: March 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedairlines/comments/1jascuc/do_you_want_to_trade_seats_it_was_finally_my_turn/

LAX > EWR flight I entered the 757-200 and started looking for overhead storage, I was in seat 12C. Throwing my duffel up I see the middle and aisle passengers already on board, amazing! I don't have to get up to let people in, perfect.

As soon as I sit down, late 20's early 30's something guy taps me on my arm, hey, wanna switch seats with me? My wife is sitting behind me and I'd like to have aisle access to help her with our baby.

No thanks, I really like the aisle seat.

OK, just know I'm going to need to get out a lot.

Maybe you could ask the person in the aisle seat behind me to switch with you, then you could sit next to your wife and baby?

We did, she said she has a lot of work to do and doesn't want to switch.

I shrugged my shoulders, pulled my work laptop out of my bag and started working. Context, I fly in very casual clothing but have a fairly corpo, yet fun job. I figured, two can play the "working" game and this guy can deal with it.

The rest of boarding group 2 are still getting on the plane and everyone else after, and this guy has already started flailing around, flipping 180 to kneel on his seat and talk in a baby voice to his kid and wife. Amazing. The woman in the window seat of my row and myself are nudged as he does this, she gives me a look of disgust.

Plane takes off uneventfully and approximately 1-second after the seat belt sign goes off he aggressively taps my arm with the back of his hand and motions he needs to get out. By this point I've put my tray table down and have an iPad up, watching a movie. I slide out, don't move my tray table and he slides out and goes to the bathroom, then stands in the aisle behind me talking to his wife.

I have AirPod Pro's in, noise cancellation on and I can hear him, that's how loud he is.

After trying to allow a few other passengers pass to use the bathroom he finally notifies me he wants to sit down.

No more than 5 minutes go by and he's flipped around again in his seat, on his knees and talking in baby gibberish to his kid and wife, loudly.

For the next 90 minutes he did this and got up to talk to his wife from the aisle about a dozen times. Then I fell asleep and he didn't bother me.

With about 2 hours left in the flight (thank you for the strong tailwind!), we hit some turbulence, the fasten seat belts goes on and the announcement is made, I kind of woke up and ensured my belt was on. No sooner does the announcement end then he taps me on the arm again and says

I need to switch seats, I need to get out

Up until this point, I've accommodated him, more than a dozen times. I look him in the face and say, I'm not trying to be difficult but the fasten seat belt sign just came on, the last thing I want is issues with the flight attendants.

Well, 3 other people just got up and the woman behind you is going to switch seats with me so if you could just get up.

I look over my shoulder and the woman is up, holding all of her personal belongings. I get up, she has a complete look of exhaustion and annoyance on her face, and she begrudgingly slides into a middle seat in my row while this guy takes the aisle and looks like he just came in first place at the no-hands pie eating contest at the county fair, that's how happy he is with himself.

The woman tries to arrange her personal bag, get settled and relax, the guy now in the aisle behind me starts again loudly talking to his baby in gibberish.

With all of this going on, at some point on the flight he had opened his United app and it showed he was a member, with like 1,192 lifetime miles. When I booked my aisle seat in Economy Plus, it was at check-in, 24hrs prior to the flight and chosen as a Premiere Silver member.

My takeaway is that they either paid for Economy Plus middle seats or were auto-assigned the seats as a late ticket purchase on a 90% full flight. Either way, their poor planning doesn't constitute an emergency on my part, nor a relocation / downgrade a seat.

I was dumbfounded that this guy and his wife essentially bullied a woman to switch from an isle to a middle seat half way through a flight, that's how awful her experience was.

In hindsight, when he originally asked me to switch to the middle I should have told him that I paid $200 to upgrade from E to EP and chose an aisle seat, if he wanted to Venmo me I'd move no problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48748525)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

1. Airlines created this mess. We didn't use to have Economy and Economy plus and different prices for middle vs. other seats.

2. The poaster and the girl behind him are giant faggots. This is what happens when people don't have families until late in life or ever. In every civilized society those with kids get a little understanding and leeway, not from corporations but from ordinary citizens. Just fucking move, it's really not that hard or that much of a sacrifice. I'm glad these guys had their flights ruined, I wouldn't have done that but more power to the dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48755812)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


1. So you acknowledge that these families are trying to be cheap and have someone else pay for what they want, right?

2. No, they're not. They paid for and selected a seat and get to use it. You know what would really be super convenient? If 2 people in First Class just went back to sit in shitty economy seats. Do you expect that too or nah?

Reserve the seats you want and live with that choice. No one owes you shit other than the seat you paid for. If you're too cheap then don't fucking fly or fly frontier or some whatever. Don't expect others to make up the difference for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48755832)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

1. No, not necessarily trying to be cheap. Many times seats are simply not available next to your family. The airlines should have sensible policies that require minors traveling under an adult ticket to be seated next to the adult. No exceptions. Others should be bumped and/or compensated for the inconvenience.

My point was back when economy was just economy there were fewer impediments to just doing another person a favor.

2. No, First and Business are separate. Not really the issue here, stay on topic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48755839)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


1. Or you tell the family "sorry, no available seats. Book the flight after." If I'm travelling with a big family with wife, 5 kids, parents, my siblings - how many people need to be bumped because I decided I want that flight? Answer: 0. No reason my problem should become their problem. And yes, I have a child. Anyone who is a parent knows that you require much more planning than you did before you had a kid. That's just life and that is our problem as parents.

2. So is economy and economy premium. So is a selected seat vs. an unselected seat. For each instance you pay extra for a better flying experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756003)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

1. Not always possible or practical to get a different flight. Often nonstops only travel on specific days during the week.

> If I'm travelling with a big family with wife, 5 kids, parents, my siblings - how many people need to be bumped because I decided I want that flight?

Just enough for the parents of the children and the kids that are minors.

Why are you such a bootlicker? Airlines can easily remedy this but they choose not to to collect more $$$ from idiots like you and to keep us quarreling so we can pony up for "better service"

2. Economy and economy premium are the same class, and they were historically one class. The price differential between E and EP is miniscule compared to E and B/FC. By the way I'm pretty sure the airlines would bend backwards to accommodate families in B/FC without paying anything extra.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756662)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


1. They can easily remedy this by kicking people off to convenience the parents? Fuck that. They're not entitled to fly conveniently. Book further in advance or pay more for better service.

2. One costs more than the other and the amount of the cost depends on a given flight. Sometimes the difference is substantial. Sometimes not so much. Yes, as someone who almost always flies BC/FC I will agree that they work harder to make us happy. We pay more so that's expected. If you want better service then you should pay more too. The fact that you think acknowledging this makes me "a bootlicker" suggests that you should grow the fuck up and either stuff everyone in a minivan for a vacation to a van down by the river or accept the realities of modern air travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756720)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

Sorry, no one mentioned kicking anyone off. I know math is hard but there are seats for everyone, they could just find different seats for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756964)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: saibaman

lmao you're a monumental piece of shit, just unbelievable. "The airlines should bump people from their flights to accommodate me because it's not convenient for me to make other arrangements."

How about you go fuck yourself instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756778)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48758231)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

"No one owes you shit other than the seat you paid for."

no one "owes" anyone some mild self-sacrifice. you don't have to help a person who has tripped or change someone's tire that is struggling. no one itt is saying a person *must* switch seats. the whole reason this hypo is a thing is because it's voluntary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48755956)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

exactly. these people are such scumbags pearl-clutching these illusory (illosery) benefits. relax, you're still in economy bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756666)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

it such sniveling chickenshit bullshit. and here's the thing, i think an asshole who wouldn't switch seats would LARP online about what a good person they are and say they would. and the type of faggot who would just move when asked, not because it's the right thing to do but because they're just cucks, are the type that come on xo with CHUNG+ bravado because online is the only place they can feel powerful.

but any ordinary, well-adjusted person would just go "of course lol" unless they had some legitimate reason like being super tall, and not think about this twice. it's just so fucking obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756724)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Come on guys, you've known me since well before law school and you know that I'm an extremely antisocial guy who is honest to a fault about what I would and wouldn't do. I absolutely wouldn't consider trading for the middle seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756743)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

oh, i totally believe you would be so antisocial and shameless. im referring to the various other azns and dorks itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756781)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


πŸ‘

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756953)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: tony pizza

why do you keep talking shit about CHUNG+, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48757368)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

don't be mad at me Tony pizza tp i just created an appreciation poast about you. Chung+ is just the most notable keyboard tough guy here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48758023)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I generally hate flying and especially hate flying in coach. Therefore, if I end up stuck in coach I'm getting a window or aisle and the chances of me trading that for middle for pretty much any reason is zero. It isn't a minor inconvenience for me, I just won't accept a middle seat.

Note that I don't fly for fun. I fly only when I have basically no other choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756737)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

"I shrugged my shoulders, pulled my work laptop out of my bag and started working. Context, I fly in very casual clothing but have a fairly corpo, yet fun job. I figured, two can play the "working" game and this guy can deal with it."

typical passive aggressive shitlib redditor. his profile confirms this.

ljl that dbg and other fags itt sound exactly like this chode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48755835)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


But is that worse than me who is just like "no, fuck that"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756748)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

yes, it's far worse. i shouldn't have used you as an example. openly being an asshole shows integrity and confidence. i'd rather have that than some mealy-mouthed faggot who makes perfunctory excuses and is passive-aggressive about it. at least with openly aggressive people you know where they stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48758103)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Interesting. I would have thought my approach is worse simply because their approach at least tries to not be hurtful or whatever. I just give it straight and shrug when people are outraged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48758235)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Yes if it would make a child or his/her parent more comfortable, small sacrifice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756673)



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Date: March 17th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Self identified shortmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48756760)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: "'''''"'""'''"'"'

I'm not an asshole, so yeah I'd switch. Unless they were Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48758114)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

"are you Jewish, my man?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48758532)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: "'''''"'""'''"'"'

"Pull your mask down and show me your nose before I engage you further."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692983&forum_id=2Elisa#48758579)