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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene?

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.
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  10/17/13
SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT! DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!
rose potus
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OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER
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OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?
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INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO F...
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flame. black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.
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i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that...
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(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)
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? Thread is about blacks, not Indians
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one of the best threads of all time
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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251288)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: rose potus

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT!

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251292)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251306)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: Electric Brunch

OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251371)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: exhilarant codepig field

INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO FREE?

*Proceeds to argue with sandwich maker and later manager for 30 minutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251376)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Flushed Multi-colored Center Old Irish Cottage

UH UH, OH NOOOO YOU DINT JUS PUT MUTTARD ON DAT ONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251381)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: Arousing locale

rofl, i love this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391256)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: pearl violent site kitty cat

OH NO U DIT INT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391268)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: Charismatic iridescent clown

180 exchange

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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: autistic alcoholic fat ankles dilemma



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Blathering costumed market patrolman

Loling hard

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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Balding Galvanic Foreskin



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Bateful cobalt point incel



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: histrionic startled knife

it's amazing we've all seen this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935820)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Abusive milky toilet seat house



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Sooty private investor



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:22 PM
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Date: September 10th, 2020 8:38 AM
Author: Thirsty french chef



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Date: September 14th, 2020 11:27 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:58 AM
Author: Sooty private investor



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2021 2:04 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Sooty private investor



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Date: September 28th, 2023 3:50 PM
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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Sooty private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751518)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: big bright sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35024989)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Self-centered ladyboy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46458527)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Marvelous queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#28986309)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: alcoholic friendly grandma address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29939811)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Thirsty french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29952011)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982272)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: comical water buffalo lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982323)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: fuchsia trip boistinker tank

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE is a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745823)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Marvelous queen of the night

probably GOAT thread of all time with < 75 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745836)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: jet stirring stage deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745910)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose space liquid oxygen

going to use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32746010)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 6:47 AM
Author: Bateful cobalt point incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935459)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Glittery death wish

Pure 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34126227)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Light reading party national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751406)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32746042)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: mauve indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935655)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Glittery death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34126222)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Glittery death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34932023)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Buff lascivious den place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312272)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 8:44 AM
Author: Gay base bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37625240)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:20 PM
Author: Exciting New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37815801)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: concupiscible dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39885801)



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Date: October 11th, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: Curious gaped ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#41093703)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: honey-headed faggot firefighter

what came first, the video or the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42431403)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: rose potus

The original 'DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE' appeared on another messageboard in the early 2000's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092949)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Exciting New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43739556)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:03 AM
Author: elite hell juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#44675079)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: Razzle Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45717622)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:37 AM
Author: cracking chrome trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46492508)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: talented location legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48127156)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: sexy dashing generalized bond

still one of the very GOAT in-thread posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#49331631)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Peach digit ratio elastic band

decades of establishment white guilt propaganda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529483)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: Translucent Pozpig Athletic Conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251383)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: stimulating native idea he suggested

(cumskin dork meekly ordering steak n cheese at subway, hoping they wont ask if he wants the meat heated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251390)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: exhilarant codepig field

nigger lover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251401)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

yea, go flip your shit at some sandwich artist making $6/hr. def worth it for the extra pickles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251743)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed outnumbered goyim

if only they had some ready-to-go basic sandwiches I could grab with a minimum of interaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251749)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24297002)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating Amethyst Principal's Office

When we repeal the 13th Amendment, autistic parasites like you will also be shackled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745896)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Sooty private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser community account goal in life

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33365917)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: harsh low-t telephone

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40879181)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

have seen probably 4 or 5 more examples of this since I made this thread. yesterday I saw one lose her shit on this poor asian lady when she informed her that adding cranberries to her salad would cost extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24297000)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: floppy apoplectic nursing home

flame.

black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391189)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:30 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that are like 300lbs so i assume it's not all they're eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391275)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: rose potus

You put enough dressing on salads (and they do), and they have more calories than the sangwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391331)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Turquoise persian

(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26166115)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

the steakhouse salad is a top 5 menu item at Outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37440711)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

another day another rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391168)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:15 PM
Author: indecent gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391181)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: Flushed Multi-colored Center Old Irish Cottage

"DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!" lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391204)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: smoky soul-stirring set black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391637)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Cerebral volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26166039)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Snowy Cuck Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982335)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: bistre range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982343)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 6:27 PM
Author: Spruce bearded cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529970)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Irate Grizzly Marketing Idea Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34126218)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:23 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

Another fine example of this last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#25205153)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Sooty private investor

U need to,leave mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26166071)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: buck-toothed whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#25205162)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

so many instances since last bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26165322)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Turquoise persian

lol black women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26166036)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26294735)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: flickering spectacular corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26295045)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

Black chick in front of me at Subway today busted the "Oh you gonna have to start that one over" line to the guy. I feel bad for the turdskins who work there.

She actually busted it out twice. First the guy put on the normal two slices of cheese even though she only asked for one. She was ok with him taking it off even though it had already went into the toaster. On the condiments though she asked for only oil but no vinegar but they put on both. That was the last straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333000)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Cocky hairy legs

to be fair that sandwich artist sounds like a gargantuan fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333048)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

it was two different sandwich artists. Meat/cheese guy then the condiment/veggie chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333111)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Blathering costumed market patrolman

Lol wtf is going on there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29952017)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

subway is a well lubricated machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936082)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: mustard vigorous station tattoo

This.

"Everything but olives"

Artist: *Proceeds to start with olives*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333113)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

you said olives, didn't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333132)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Legal Warrant

online ordering has been something of a godsend for reducing this sort of fuckup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42431434)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: sexy dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48516662)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: contagious geriatric lay becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333055)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: flickering spectacular corner

Why are so many Subways owned by turdskins now? I refuse to dine their now, because I don't want a turd handling my food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333121)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: house-broken macaca windowlicker

I think the franchise opportunities are marketed by turds to other turds in the community. They save $$ but hiring their family members to work for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745882)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: rose potus

Also minority small business loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935648)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating Amethyst Principal's Office

cheapest franchise to buy into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745941)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Sooty private investor

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29951987)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#28184086)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Sooty private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#28986390)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29951866)



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Date: March 15th, 2016 5:59 PM
Author: Blathering costumed market patrolman

Just watched black woman deal with court clerk.

With attitude: "So you don't know the court date then?" (Implying he's incompetent)

The clerk says something that makes her feel stupid, something about she has to make her own copies, the court doesn't make copies for her.

"OH OKAY THAT'S FINE," she yells.

Then she walked away, but made sure she sighed really loud and then mumbled something under her breath to announce her dissatisfaction with the entire process. Thought I'd share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30063836)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: flickering spectacular corner

WHERE DA MANAGER AT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982321)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745687)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: bistre range

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745851)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:30 AM
Author: Ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935480)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Balding Galvanic Foreskin

where pizza at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745937)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:36 AM
Author: Frozen yapping ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935487)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Abusive milky toilet seat house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935811)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33365885)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Blue Resort

almost as good as the "JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT DO" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33365983)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Bateful cobalt point incel

lol this is one of my "red dot" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33365988)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:29 AM
Author: infuriating hospital

?

Thread is about blacks, not Indians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40881302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Frozen yapping ticket booth

Lol black dood at the deli did this last week bc they put too many peppers and onions on his sandwich. He was mad AF and all like "I AINT EATIN DAT". Ofc I thought of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33366013)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Bateful cobalt point incel

tbf most proles/poors like to be highly expressive micromanagers when ordering food, it's one of the few areas of life where--just for a moment--they're in control so they milk it for all it's worth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33366045)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Blue Resort

good point. the artist works for him, if only for a few seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33367609)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: rose potus

I regret poasting in this deeply problematic thread and accidentally creating a classic racist meme :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33366049)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Onyx excitant scourge upon the earth

I find this thread highly insulting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33367738)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Blue Resort

any more scenes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Sooty private investor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529164)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: deranged domesticated dingle berry

one of the best threads of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529165)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Blue Resort

*recent time*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529170)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Flatulent senate

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBWAm7jHcJY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529509)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Tan dysfunction brethren

holy shit lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33821656)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: ultramarine aggressive mexican feces

Not sure how I missed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33821884)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Nubile kitchen haunted graveyard

OMG LITERALLY "DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE"

THIS DESERVES 1,000 BUMPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936052)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: topaz office pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34485445)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: Ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34485446)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Silver Fragrant Striped Hyena

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34586373)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Tantric coiffed school cafeteria

Hilarious that chicks are always calling their husband/boyfriend to fight for them....equality my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34586430)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: jet stirring stage deer antler

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35274125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:58 AM
Author: Diverse Indigo Gas Station Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312255)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Buff lascivious den place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312271)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Frozen yapping ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312399)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33741152)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33748958)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Hyperactive Supple Church Building

*this thread has been marked precedential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33748964)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:06 AM
Author: Ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33821630)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: passionate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46809778)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: umber casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936042)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Nubile kitchen haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936047)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936063)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34126204)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:19 AM
Author: Ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34485443)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Cream titillating hissy fit school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34485451)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34586364)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: sepia provocative keepsake machete cruise ship

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2#24251292

Is that where it all began?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34932470)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Sickened vibrant blood rage hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35025102)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Hairless chartreuse spot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35171388)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

Lulzy one today in the chick fil a drive thru line. Sent back her fries because DEY TOO COLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35274095)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:59 AM
Author: Diverse Indigo Gas Station Masturbator

tbf I've done the same before when they've literally come out lower than room temperature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312256)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Boyish heaven indirect expression

(Guy meekly eating cold fries bc he too SHOOK by the idea of confrontation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39224467)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Sooty private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39663876)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Sooty private investor

I stand with the nigress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751533)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: sexy dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#36263391)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Racy disgusting parlor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37183496)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 9:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac wild area skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37625333)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: rose potus

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37722450)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:18 PM
Author: frum chad menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37815792)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Hairless chartreuse spot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39224438)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wild area skinny woman

As moast know, I spend significant spare time at bars.

So I see this with black women & drink orders consistently.

They always order some kind of extravagant, super-sweet drink & there’s inevitably some kind of problem. Often they will have the bartender remake the drink, & then take one sip out of the new drink, grimace, & leave it.

There seem to be two motivations at play based on my repeated analysis.

1. Some are trying to get their drink comped.

2. Almost all get off about the “power” dynamic they have in these interactions. Black women are pretty much the most undesirable demographic in existence. Most get little attention & have little power in their everyday lives (unless in HR). They have deep insecurities & feelings of inferiority. So they eat up their minimal opportunities of having control & reversing the slave/master dynamic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39224534)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 11:08 AM
Author: Rusted library

Not sure this poast really adds value ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39404425)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

thread is mostly about black women ordering sandwiches in line in front of you. bars and clubs is a whole different dynamic i'm sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39541864)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 4:39 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39663340)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:04 PM
Author: ultramarine aggressive mexican feces

Since the link above is no longer working:

https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39663839)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: sepia provocative keepsake machete cruise ship

Lettuce link: https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k?t=115

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39663874)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: Thriller poppy mad cow disease pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39885833)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 5:00 PM
Author: jet stirring stage deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39885874)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Cyan rigor coldplay fan

Xo bitch bois proven wrong as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46492518)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: stimulating native idea he suggested

take some a dat lettuce of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42358481)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: learning disabled mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39885806)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: Exciting New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39917214)



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Date: June 15th, 2020 8:27 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

The whole shitshow in Atlanta was probably caused by some black woman holding up the drive thru line, causing the dood to literally pass out from waiting at a standstill for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40419461)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: bistre range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40878564)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: sexy dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40879163)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:03 AM
Author: sexy dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40881288)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 8:37 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40897491)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#41746431)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 3:50 PM
Author: aromatic shimmering rehab prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#41397901)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:57 AM
Author: Sooty private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42078502)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 9:35 PM
Author: aromatic shimmering rehab prole

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43203738)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:22 AM
Author: Irradiated Painfully Honest Chapel Hunting Ground

it was posted only one minute after the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46458539)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: bespoke brilliant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43203893)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy milk crackhouse

when I was a potbelly legend I had to deal with these retards on both sides of the line. I wanted to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43203912)



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Date: January 5th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43737167)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 1:41 AM
Author: Sooty private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43737852)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: motley cuckoldry state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43850724)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: bespoke brilliant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43850943)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: elite hell juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#44675052)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092856)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:18 AM
Author: heady meetinghouse

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092884)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: henna adventurous depressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092925)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: crimson fiercely-loyal shrine

MUTTARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092921)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

I'm literally the OP of this thread and have been bumping it for almost a decade and have never noticed the "MUTTARD" line until today.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092938)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:40 AM
Author: Ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47126983)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: stimulating native idea he suggested

*hurls a chair at OP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45717619)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: misunderstood 180 turdskin

this issue has only gotten worse since the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45717774)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: massive chocolate garrison gaming laptop

happy 2023 folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45750938)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Sooty private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45750978)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Exciting New Version

i'm a not tattoomo but have sometimes considered getting a deep cut irony tattoo somewhere discrete. if i did, it would be "dats too many lettuce" on my ass or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45750987)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: stimulating native idea he suggested

a lot of people readign this thread have STILL not clicked the youtube link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751008)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Exciting New Version

that link was ON POINT and like it was made for the thread, however it has been removed for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751414)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: stimulating native idea he suggested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k&t=115s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751423)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Exciting New Version

lmfaoooooooo classiccccc

"she shoulda swallowed yo faggot ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751425)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:04 PM
Author: Burgundy Circlehead Love Of Her Life

discreet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751430)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: Exciting New Version

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/110efn2/subway_employee_shot_and_killed_for_putting_too/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45922992)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: crimson fiercely-loyal shrine

In fairness, that is a truckload of mayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45923040)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: sexy dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46309764)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:27 PM
Author: sienna odious mad-dog skullcap candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46809712)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:39 AM
Author: Ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47126980)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 7:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47145355)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 2:07 AM
Author: Hairless chartreuse spot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47251440)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: metal ungodly headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47253895)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Copper Wonderful Abode Doctorate

It sounds like you're referring to a broader conversation about stereotypes and societal expectations. Black women, like anyone, should be able to order a sandwich without any assumptions or judgments attached to their behavior. Unfortunately, systemic biases and stereotypes can lead to unfair scrutiny or misunderstandings. It’s important to approach these topics with sensitivity and an understanding of the larger social context. If you want to discuss this further or share specific examples, I’m here to listen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48127166)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: confused pervert

Ask what he would do if he were waiting in a subway line for 20 mins while some fat negress screamed “SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT” etc at the Pajeet behind the counter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48127183)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: cracking chrome trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48501578)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Bearded sandwich fanboi

https://imgur.com/a/dFCyvfw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48516710)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: sexy dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48516964)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: appetizing crotch

It's amazing how well the faces get done while the fingers are always a gnarled mess. AI also seems to think this lady should have a toe on her hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48517078)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious affirmative action giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48517601)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: cracking chrome trailer park

180 how this thread has lived long enough to utilize AI technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48517614)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: sexy dashing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48903047)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: crimson fiercely-loyal shrine

tbf, that really IS too much lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#49331638)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: sexy dashing generalized bond

(negress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#49331641)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#49514090)