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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Well-lubricated gold dingle berry selfie | 10/09/12 |
| Well-lubricated gold dingle berry selfie | 10/09/12 |
| Well-lubricated gold dingle berry selfie | 10/10/12 |
| Sadistic Reading Party | 10/10/12 |
| Beady-eyed private investor | 10/10/12 |
| iridescent doobsian set | 10/10/12 |
| provocative balding cuck | 10/10/12 |
| Lemon Disrespectful Faggot Firefighter | 10/10/12 |
| provocative balding cuck | 10/10/12 |
| Cerebral clown property | 10/10/12 |
| lascivious self-absorbed pit party of the first part | 05/15/23 |
| Well-lubricated gold dingle berry selfie | 10/10/12 |
| French Jet Wagecucks Mood | 10/10/12 |
| exhilarant mischievous coldplay fan | 10/10/12 |
| Rusted Jewess Center | 10/29/12 |
| Slate bull headed school | 05/14/23 |
| Puce police squad | 10/29/12 |
| Amber Garrison Giraffe | 10/29/12 |
| glittery kitchen | 05/15/23 |
| Boyish greedy hall | 05/15/23 |
| up-to-no-good circlehead faggotry | 05/15/23 |
| Plum Bearded Parlour Newt | 05/15/23 |
| tancredi marchiolo | 02/01/26 |
| Adam Assfucker | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Well-lubricated gold dingle berry selfie http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Well-lubricated gold dingle berry selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Well-lubricated gold dingle berry selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Sadistic Reading Party lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Beady-eyed private investor What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: iridescent doobsian set http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: provocative balding cuck dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Lemon Disrespectful Faggot Firefighter Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: provocative balding cuck cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Cerebral clown property "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: lascivious self-absorbed pit party of the first part It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Well-lubricated gold dingle berry selfie Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: French Jet Wagecucks Mood tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: exhilarant mischievous coldplay fan 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Rusted Jewess Center awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Slate bull headed school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Puce police squad these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Amber Garrison Giraffe Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: glittery kitchen 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Boyish greedy hall You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: up-to-no-good circlehead faggotry lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Plum Bearded Parlour Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#49639607) |