This is a modern remake of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. The conceit is that the family goes to visit their in-laws who have fully converted to white nationalism. Hilarity ensues when the Chevy Chase character has to put swastika lights on the house, deal with the neighbors, and help his father in law convert the basement into a crematorium. The rebellious son confronts his parents about dating a Chinese Becky and whether that's acceptable. The film culminates with a massive set piece where everyone congregates on the snow-covered lawn and sings Deutschland Uber Alles while smoke rises from the basement smokestack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2Elisa#49457773)

This is an epic war film about the Nazi invasion of Denmark and Norway. Using real set pieces with U boats rented from the German government, we do a realistic depiction of the power of the Nazi war machine. The film starts with the Battle of Oslo. A version of Erika plays as sung by the Belgian children's choir who did the version of Creep that was used in The Social Network. After lots of expensive, realistic set pieces the rest of the film will be a knock off of The English Patient but the main love story will be between a Wehrmacht soldier and his Norwegian collaborator lover. The film will culminate with the Battle of Narvik where love and tragedy ensue. Somewhere in the film will be the grenade lobbing Scotsman in a kilt playing the bagpipes (this really happened). The 'bad guy' in the movie will be Eduard Dietl, the Nazi general known for being so racist even Himmler thought he was too racist. It will otherwise be a grandiose apologia for the Nazi war effort. Budget roughly 200 mil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2Elisa#49459218)

This is a bro comedy about what if Beevis and Butthead actually grew up. Staring Jonah Hill and Micheal Cera using CGI to make them look 20 again, the film follows our two leads as they graduate from college and move back to their suburban hometown after getting entry level tech jobs where they struggle to do as little as possible at work while maximizing the pursuit of babes. Hilarity ensues as these two edgelords struggle with their hatred of women, love of sex, and ruthless commitment to providing no value to their employer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2Elisa#49459254)

After an accident while fighting Ra's Al Ghul in Alaska, Batman is demoted to a low level police detective as punishment for civilian casualties. Recovering from amnesia, he struggles to remember his true identity. The conceit is that everyone lets him wear his mask without inquiring who he is. He takes off the mask but doesn't recognize himself.

He pals around with racist city cops, questions reality, and what it means to truly be 'Batman' if stripped of his powers. The story progresses where he has to investigate a series of serial murders in a dilapidated rust belt steel town. Here Batman must conduct lunch pail police work and solve crimes without the help of his gadgetry. This leads to frustration and more questions about his true identity.

While this is going on it is revealed that The Joker is behind the larger plot to cause murder and mayhem while Batman witnesses the effects of globalism on once prosperous towns. Themes include timeless Americana, economic decline, personal identity, everyday policework, and what it means to really be The Batman. Possible use of elements of the super natural and allusions to aliens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2Elisa#49459403)

Johnny Errata wakes up in a post-apocalyptic nightmare kike casino. The leader of the free world Shlomo Shekelgruber is running for re-election as Shmuel. Johnny has lived his whole life as a destitute peasant in Greater Israel. Ripping off the 5th Element he will be a flying taxi driver played by CGI Bruce Willis. With elements of District 9 and Brazil, Johnny and his ragtag band of heroes battle the forces that be in their attempt to form a minyan of their own and elect Avi Tel Aviv as Shmuel in Chief. The story is ultimately about the benefits of choosing one corrupt Jew over an infinitely more corrupt Jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2Elisa#49459715)

Hermann Goering isn't just the funniest Nazi. He's HILARIOUS! In this epic comedy, we follow John Candy as he plays the fattest, funniest Nazi leader. From shooting morphine to cheating on his wife with the Reich's fittest fräuleins, to riding around on a train stealing Jewgeld in a powder blue Hugo Boss uniform, the "Minister Without Portfolio" thrills in this comedic romp is the laugh-out-loud blockbuster of a lifetime!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2Elisa#49459911)

A remake of Mall Rats with Zoomer teens. This follows the story of a bunch of overly educated, erudite Zoomer teens in Southern Maine who have been largely sheltered from the effects of immigration and multiculturalism. Their life revolves around the local "Hot Topic" where they believe in the unimpeachable cultural relevance of "Pierce the Veil".

Thora Birch, Scarlett Johannsson, and Steve Buscemi reprise their roles using makeup and CGI play a group of teenagers as well as a hologram of Brad Renfroe. The central conflict is that the Hot Topic is going out of business and will be replaced by Southern Maine's first taqueria and cantina. The youths grapple with modernity as the last vestige of timeless American culture is ripped away from them. Brad Renfroe's hologram declares for the NBA draft. Thora Birch gets rejected from Bowdoin. And ScarJo ends up in an interracial relationship with a 5'5" squatamalan illegal alien, gets pregnant, and gives birth to an unrecognizable mongrel baby. And to make matters worse, Thora's dad, played by Buscemi, is recalled from his job as a fully remote worker and must relocate back to Boston as his dream of being a digital nomad dies. Unable to afford Back Bay, Thora and Steve have to move to, like, Roslindale and live in squalor.

MALL GOTH COMING SOON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2Elisa#49459904)

"I started acting crazy on stage and stage diving because audiences were ignoring me. We would play a show and no one seemed to care so I started spazzing out and making a scene. I would not be denied!" - Iggy Pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2Elisa#49460002)