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stubborn slate parlor
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
mahogany chad
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I saved one life
Ungodly Piazza
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Aromatic Idea He Suggested
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
deranged pit french chef
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Aromatic Idea He Suggested
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
deranged pit french chef
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Aromatic Idea He Suggested
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
Odious primrose home
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lol wow, holy shit
deranged pit french chef
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
Pontificating office fat ankles
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Okay, I lol’d
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lmao
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180
unholy spot nibblets
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Pumo scum
Aromatic Idea He Suggested
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
vigorous set dingle berry
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
doobsian philosopher-king sanctuary
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Frisky Cumskin
  04/11/26
that is brave
Ungodly Piazza
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Frisky Cumskin
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Ungodly Piazza
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
doobsian philosopher-king sanctuary
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
Copper Shivering Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
deranged pit french chef
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wow
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carnelian multi-colored state
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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Driven a Zamboni
Hateful Heady Telephone
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
Hateful Heady Telephone
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180
Wonderful queen of the night cruise ship
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Party Of The First Part Trump Supporter
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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wtf
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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Stimulating Mischievous Property Elastic Band
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
bronze costumed crotch brunch
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
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Winner
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claret cerebral sex offender
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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Pontificating office fat ankles
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
sadistic really tough guy rehab
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Narcissist
Copper Shivering Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal
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Coon
sadistic really tough guy rehab
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Magical Alcoholic Parlour
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
sadistic really tough guy rehab
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Magical Alcoholic Parlour
  04/12/26
?
sadistic really tough guy rehab
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Magical Alcoholic Parlour
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
sadistic really tough guy rehab
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Magical Alcoholic Parlour
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
sadistic really tough guy rehab
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Magical Alcoholic Parlour
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
impertinent purple mother
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Magical Alcoholic Parlour
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
sadistic really tough guy rehab
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Magical Alcoholic Parlour
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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sadistic really tough guy rehab
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
obsidian self-centered principal's office
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
passionate smoky business firm
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
pale flirting center
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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passionate smoky business firm
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
obsidian self-centered principal's office
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you're 60?
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passionate smoky business firm
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
mind-boggling hell
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
violent misanthropic gas station
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Magenta mood casino
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Ultramarine Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
violent misanthropic gas station
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Ultramarine Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
comical blood rage meetinghouse
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180
know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Crawly supple abode mediation
  04/12/26
180!
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  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
impertinent purple mother
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
comical blood rage meetinghouse
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
passionate smoky business firm
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Chocolate striped hyena ticket booth
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is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
passionate smoky business firm
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
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passionate smoky business firm
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Bright Motley Base Rigor
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Chocolate striped hyena ticket booth
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Pontificating office fat ankles
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Shimmering national security agency
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Ultramarine Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
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Bright Motley Base Rigor
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Ultramarine Twinkling Uncleanness
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Party Of The First Part Trump Supporter
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
chartreuse stead headpube
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Concupiscible topaz faggot firefighter quadroon
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
rough-skinned plaza yarmulke
  04/13/26
ouch
passionate smoky business firm
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as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
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we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
rough-skinned plaza yarmulke
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right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
passionate smoky business firm
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No, they are still talking about it.
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100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
carnelian multi-colored state
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
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not me
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rough-skinned plaza yarmulke
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genuine lol
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obsidian self-centered principal's office
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180
Chocolate striped hyena ticket booth
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
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fuchsia fragrant whorehouse cuckold
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know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
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fuchsia fragrant whorehouse cuckold
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know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
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Gold Adventurous Stage Hunting Ground
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Pea-brained Box Office
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
comical blood rage meetinghouse
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask
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to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
silver useless brakes
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I don't know what that means, is that good?
Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
silver useless brakes
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
trip splenetic house
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Thats weirdly 180
Cracking Sable Skinny Woman
  04/15/26
excited?
passionate smoky business firm
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
trip splenetic house
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
passionate smoky business firm
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
trip splenetic house
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passionate smoky business firm
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mahogany chad
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
comical blood rage meetinghouse
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Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
trip splenetic house
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
comical blood rage meetinghouse
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
mahogany chad
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
trip splenetic house
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
mahogany chad
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Cracking Sable Skinny Woman
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know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
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how'd you get away
passionate smoky business firm
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
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know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: stubborn slate parlor



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: mahogany chad

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: buff godawful school weed whacker

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: unholy spot nibblets

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: mahogany chad



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Cracking Sable Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Low-t Church Building

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal dysfunction corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: deranged pit french chef

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Pontificating office fat ankles

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Spectacular maniacal dysfunction corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: 180 aggressive sound barrier shrine

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: mahogany chad

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Low-t Church Building

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Contagious sickened site

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: bronze costumed crotch brunch

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locale dog poop

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Idea He Suggested

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: deranged pit french chef

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Idea He Suggested

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: deranged pit french chef

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Idea He Suggested

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Odious primrose home

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: deranged pit french chef

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Pontificating office fat ankles

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Low-t Church Building

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Titillating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: bonkers stag film hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Hateful Heady Telephone

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: sadistic really tough guy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Bisexual Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: comical blood rage meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: citrine organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Cracking Sable Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: unholy spot nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Idea He Suggested

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: vigorous set dingle berry

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: doobsian philosopher-king sanctuary

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Frisky Cumskin

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Frisky Cumskin

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: doobsian philosopher-king sanctuary

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Copper Shivering Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: deranged pit french chef

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: bonkers stag film hissy fit

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Low-t Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: deranged pit french chef

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: bronze costumed crotch brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Aromatic Idea He Suggested

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Bisexual Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Swollen tattoo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Talented abnormal legend

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: carnelian multi-colored state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: deranged pit french chef

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: deranged pit french chef

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Bisexual Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: milky narrow-minded sweet tailpipe

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Hateful Heady Telephone

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Pontificating office fat ankles

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Hateful Heady Telephone

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: high-end soul-stirring alpha shitlib

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Hateful Heady Telephone

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Wonderful queen of the night cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Party Of The First Part Trump Supporter

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Idea He Suggested

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: passionate smoky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Irradiated violent station lettuce

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Copper Shivering Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Lascivious Forum

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: bronze costumed crotch brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Bisexual Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Disturbing seedy school cafeteria

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: violent misanthropic gas station

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Chocolate striped hyena ticket booth

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: violent misanthropic gas station

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Stimulating Mischievous Property Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: bronze costumed crotch brunch

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: geriatric bearded digit ratio trailer park

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: unholy spot nibblets

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: claret cerebral sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: red provocative address codepig

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Lascivious Forum

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Pontificating office fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: sadistic really tough guy rehab

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Copper Shivering Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: sadistic really tough guy rehab

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Parlour

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: sadistic really tough guy rehab

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Parlour

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: sadistic really tough guy rehab

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Parlour

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: sadistic really tough guy rehab

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Parlour

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: sadistic really tough guy rehab

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Parlour

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: impertinent purple mother

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Parlour

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: sadistic really tough guy rehab

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Magical Alcoholic Parlour

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Olive Theater Hairy Legs

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Spectacular maniacal dysfunction corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: sadistic really tough guy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: comical blood rage meetinghouse

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: obsidian self-centered principal's office

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Party Of The First Part Trump Supporter

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: pale flirting center

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Shimmering national security agency

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Shimmering national security agency

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Fishy Dilemma Genital Piercing

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: obsidian self-centered principal's office

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine Twinkling Uncleanness

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Magenta mood casino

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: violent misanthropic gas station

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Magenta mood casino

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Ultramarine Twinkling Uncleanness

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: violent misanthropic gas station

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine Twinkling Uncleanness

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: comical blood rage meetinghouse

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Crawly supple abode mediation

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: impertinent purple mother

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: comical blood rage meetinghouse

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Chocolate striped hyena ticket booth

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Chocolate striped hyena ticket booth

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Bright Motley Base Rigor

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Chocolate striped hyena ticket booth

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Pontificating office fat ankles

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Shimmering national security agency

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: lime exhilarant double fault

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: onyx french hall fortuitous meteor

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Twinkling Uncleanness

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Shimmering national security agency

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Bright Motley Base Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Party Of The First Part Trump Supporter

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: chartreuse stead headpube

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible topaz faggot firefighter quadroon

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Titillating institution

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: rough-skinned plaza yarmulke

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: rough-skinned plaza yarmulke

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: rough-skinned plaza yarmulke

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: carnelian multi-colored state

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned plaza yarmulke

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: rough-skinned plaza yarmulke

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: rough-skinned plaza yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: silver useless brakes

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: obsidian self-centered principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Chocolate striped hyena ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Overrated Native

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Mischievous Property Elastic Band

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: fuchsia fragrant whorehouse cuckold

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: fuchsia fragrant whorehouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Arrogant charismatic gay wizard

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: fuchsia fragrant whorehouse cuckold

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: autistic bbw pisswyrm

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Stage Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Laughsome snowy personal credit line windowlicker

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Pea-brained Box Office

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Lake kitty cat love of her life

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: comical blood rage meetinghouse

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: silver useless brakes

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: silver useless brakes

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: silver useless brakes

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Appetizing volcanic crater pocket flask

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Pontificating office fat ankles

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Shimmering national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: trip splenetic house

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Cracking Sable Skinny Woman

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: trip splenetic house

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: trip splenetic house

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: passionate smoky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mahogany chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: comical blood rage meetinghouse

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: trip splenetic house

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: comical blood rage meetinghouse

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: mahogany chad

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: trip splenetic house

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: mahogany chad

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: comical blood rage meetinghouse

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Cracking Sable Skinny Woman

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Party Of The First Part Trump Supporter

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: thriller irate athletic conference

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: bronze costumed crotch brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Electric internet-worthy space background story

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: passionate smoky business firm

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: 180 aggressive sound barrier shrine

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Charcoal indecent orchestra pit giraffe

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: slippery stirring national

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Copper Shivering Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: flickering nursing home mexican

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: flickering nursing home mexican

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Elisa#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: aquamarine liquid oxygen lay

fkk it's too outable to say

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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling hell



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., (ballrooms-r-us)




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