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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
fishy lodge mexican
  04/12/16
Go back to India
Aromatic Space Philosopher-king
  05/13/18
180
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Charcoal insecure native dingle berry
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180 moniker
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brindle odious cuck
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
Charcoal insecure native dingle berry
  04/12/16
not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
umber juggernaut
  04/12/16
legit lol at "brunchmen"
laughsome irate stage really tough guy
  04/12/16
holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
Exciting regret genital piercing
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This.
fishy lodge mexican
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Aromatic Space Philosopher-king
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Read this twoce
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  04/12/16
feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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cobalt mental disorder
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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stimulating spot
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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Spectacular point
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180 And fuck Roberto
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180
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
Contagious Beta Property Fanboi
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
tan yarmulke
  04/12/16
thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Contagious Beta Property Fanboi
  04/12/16
This isn't RSF and it's not me.
fishy lodge mexican
  04/12/16
well whtever it is, its 180
Contagious Beta Property Fanboi
  04/12/16
Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
fishy lodge mexican
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lol, cr clarification
Contagious Beta Property Fanboi
  04/12/16
No just no
fishy lodge mexican
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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lol at this detail: fitted new era backwards hat, Tight f...
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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diverse elite institution
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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fishy lodge mexican
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
Seedy lay boistinker
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
fishy lodge mexican
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180
lemon main people
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
Aromatic Space Philosopher-king
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180 Cr lmao
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lol
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
fishy lodge mexican
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
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i'm just calling it like it is. old world = fat, pasty, ...
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Concupiscible Principal's Office Sex Offender
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass...
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
Passionate school
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A billion Thank you for this!
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Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to r...
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when...
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A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout y...
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent...
vigorous senate
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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talented theatre
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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Aromatic Space Philosopher-king
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
lemon main people
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Aromatic Space Philosopher-king

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: disgusting idea he suggested meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254788)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Charcoal insecure native dingle berry



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Vivacious parlour

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: racy insanely creepy gas station psychic



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: brindle odious cuck



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Charcoal insecure native dingle berry

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: laughsome irate stage really tough guy

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Exciting regret genital piercing

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: 180 iridescent coldplay fan ticket booth

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255103)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: racy insanely creepy gas station psychic



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Boyish site boiling water



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: 180 iridescent coldplay fan ticket booth



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: trip karate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Coral home water buffalo



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: curious swollen kitty hairy legs



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: effete saffron tanning salon



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Aromatic Space Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Peach adventurous mad-dog skullcap rigpig

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Floppy chapel

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: bespoke at-the-ready theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Floppy chapel

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: vibrant foreskin stain

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: cobalt mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: 180 iridescent coldplay fan ticket booth

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Provocative garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: stimulating spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Contagious Beta Property Fanboi

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Learning disabled skinny woman

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Spectacular point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: walnut cracking azn

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Citrine tantric church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: tan yarmulke

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: trip karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: histrionic feces hell

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Dark Elastic Band

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: rebellious dysfunction jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Contagious Beta Property Fanboi

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: tan yarmulke

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Contagious Beta Property Fanboi

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Contagious Beta Property Fanboi

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Contagious Beta Property Fanboi

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: walnut cracking azn

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: lemon main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: walnut cracking azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: tan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Supple casino useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Low-t Sick Business Firm Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: grizzly swashbuckling weed whacker partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Appetizing lake wagecucks

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Ungodly church building organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: diverse elite institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Seedy lay boistinker

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Seedy lay boistinker

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: lemon main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Aromatic Space Philosopher-king

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: lemon main people

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: racy insanely creepy gas station psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Razzmatazz godawful nursing home macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: High-end fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Avocado anal whorehouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: High-end fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Motley hunting ground blood rage

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: orange resort filthpig

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Motley hunting ground blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: orange resort filthpig

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Bearded Temple Dopamine

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Boyish site boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: orange resort filthpig

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Passionate school

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: 180 iridescent coldplay fan ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: diverse elite institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: laughsome irate stage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: vigorous senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: rebellious dysfunction jewess

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: chocolate plaza

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible Principal's Office Sex Offender

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Soggy razzle ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: grizzly swashbuckling weed whacker partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling honey-headed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: effete saffron tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: talented theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: titillating step-uncle's house jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Provocative garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible Principal's Office Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling honey-headed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Arrogant Yellow Box Office

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: translucent slimy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: talented theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: walnut cracking azn

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Passionate school

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: sooty irradiated heaven

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: translucent slimy round eye

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Learning disabled skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: vibrant foreskin stain

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: angry sexy generalized bond

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Contagious Beta Property Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: excitant fear-inspiring market kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Sapphire haunted graveyard

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: walnut cracking azn

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: laughsome irate stage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Peach adventurous mad-dog skullcap rigpig

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: violent pea-brained state brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Bistre kink-friendly famous landscape painting corner

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Contagious Beta Property Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Dashing Brass Doctorate

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: violent pea-brained state brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Learning disabled skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: House-broken Multi-colored Office Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: House-broken Multi-colored Office Legal Warrant

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: vigorous senate

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: 180 iridescent coldplay fan ticket booth

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: tan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Thriller private investor stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: lemon main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Learning disabled skinny woman

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac hall

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: angry sexy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: talented theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Avocado anal whorehouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: violent pea-brained state brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: talented theatre

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Spectacular point

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Electric mint station toaster

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Haunting crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Zippy Milk

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: talented theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: lilac stirring dilemma

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged trust fund

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: tan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: impressive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: 180 iridescent coldplay fan ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible Principal's Office Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Bistre kink-friendly famous landscape painting corner

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz godawful nursing home macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Avocado anal whorehouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Arousing cordovan chad range

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: vibrant foreskin stain

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: galvanic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: galvanic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: laughsome irate stage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: tan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Space Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: comical cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: fishy lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: tan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Talking lime becky den

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: angry sexy generalized bond

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: angry sexy generalized bond

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: brindle odious cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Amethyst free-loading pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Heady locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: cobalt mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Heady locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Big indirect expression faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Emerald double fault orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant messiness

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Space Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Space Philosopher-king

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: lemon main people

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Plum menage ceo

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Coral home water buffalo

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Coral home water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: painfully honest trailer park boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: curious swollen kitty hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33404626)



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Author: mewling location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34101255)



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Author: mewling location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: sickened lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: High-end fragrant jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Sapphire haunted graveyard

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone base

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: hairraiser school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: High-end fragrant jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34880075)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Zippy Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34880078)



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Author: puce parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34971362)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Avocado anal whorehouse love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#35060127)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#35468015)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: High-end fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#35920466)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Bistre kink-friendly famous landscape painting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#35967868)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: glassy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040464)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040527)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Pocket Flask Immigrant



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: twisted bateful associate queen of the night

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It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
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what a time to be alive

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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
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My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
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