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| Appetizing gas station hominid | 10/09/12 |
| Appetizing gas station hominid | 10/09/12 |
| Appetizing gas station hominid | 10/10/12 |
| Misanthropic death wish point | 10/10/12 |
| submissive 180 kitchen candlestick maker | 10/10/12 |
| provocative hall | 10/10/12 |
| shivering private investor haunted graveyard | 10/10/12 |
| arousing smoky ticket booth | 10/10/12 |
| shivering private investor haunted graveyard | 10/10/12 |
| glassy razzle-dazzle station karate | 10/10/12 |
| fighting pearl organic girlfriend | 05/15/23 |
| Ass Problems | 08/31/26 |
| Appetizing gas station hominid | 10/10/12 |
| Startled School Cafeteria Psychic | 10/10/12 |
| lilac native voyeur | 10/10/12 |
| flushed area | 10/29/12 |
| Buck-toothed Marvelous Shitlib | 05/14/23 |
| Peach soul-stirring fat ankles institution | 10/29/12 |
| spectacular sickened address | 10/29/12 |
| Fragrant cumskin | 05/15/23 |
| Aphrodisiac generalized bond | 05/15/23 |
| honey-headed newt orchestra pit | 05/15/23 |
| adventurous french chef | 05/15/23 |
| adventurous french chef | 02/01/26 |
| fishy field | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Appetizing gas station hominid http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Appetizing gas station hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Appetizing gas station hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Misanthropic death wish point lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: submissive 180 kitchen candlestick maker What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: provocative hall http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: shivering private investor haunted graveyard dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: arousing smoky ticket booth Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: shivering private investor haunted graveyard cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: glassy razzle-dazzle station karate "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: fighting pearl organic girlfriend It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Appetizing gas station hominid Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Startled School Cafeteria Psychic tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: lilac native voyeur 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: flushed area awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Buck-toothed Marvelous Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Peach soul-stirring fat ankles institution these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: spectacular sickened address Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Fragrant cumskin 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Aphrodisiac generalized bond You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: honey-headed newt orchestra pit lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: adventurous french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: adventurous french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: fishy field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#49639607) |