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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Diverse buff messiness heaven
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Odious Principal's Office
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Diverse buff messiness heaven
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Odious Principal's Office
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Diverse buff messiness heaven
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
fishy station
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Diverse buff messiness heaven
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burgundy death wish
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18000000000000
Green Faggot Firefighter
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Pale national security agency
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Very tactful bronze idiot
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nofapping soul-stirring incel
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adventurous garrison
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nudist chad range
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Pale national security agency
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Odious Principal's Office
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Pale national security agency
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Diverse buff messiness heaven
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Pale national security agency
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Odious Principal's Office
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Diverse buff messiness heaven
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Pale national security agency
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Grizzly Gaming Laptop Stock Car
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Pale national security agency
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Bright comical turdskin preventive strike
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Out-of-control Idea He Suggested
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nudist chad range
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
know-it-all whorehouse
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Stubborn box office
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Flirting parlour
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Very tactful bronze idiot
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
amber ungodly institution wagecucks
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Diverse buff messiness heaven
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Grizzly Gaming Laptop Stock Car
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Diverse buff messiness heaven
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
amber ungodly institution wagecucks
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Grizzly Gaming Laptop Stock Car
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Brass filthy market sneaky criminal
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
amber ungodly institution wagecucks
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Flirting parlour
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Grizzly Gaming Laptop Stock Car
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I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Brass filthy market sneaky criminal
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
amber ungodly institution wagecucks
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Brass filthy market sneaky criminal
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
amber ungodly institution wagecucks
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Brass filthy market sneaky criminal
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
amber ungodly institution wagecucks
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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know-it-all whorehouse
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No 40k for you
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Diverse buff messiness heaven
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Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Diverse buff messiness heaven
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
apoplectic arousing filthpig location
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
nofapping soul-stirring incel
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Diverse buff messiness heaven
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Boyish Liquid Oxygen Temple
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Odious Principal's Office

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Odious Principal's Office

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: fishy station

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: burgundy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Green Faggot Firefighter

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Pale national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: fishy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Elite stag film jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: know-it-all whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Supple University Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Very tactful bronze idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Mahogany tank



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Brass filthy market sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Alpha Hell



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling coffee pot base



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: nofapping soul-stirring incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Seedy pea-brained patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: adventurous garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: nudist chad range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Pale national security agency

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Odious Principal's Office

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pale national security agency

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Pale national security agency

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Odious Principal's Office

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pale national security agency

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Grizzly Gaming Laptop Stock Car

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Pale national security agency

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bright comical turdskin preventive strike

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control Idea He Suggested

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: nudist chad range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: know-it-all whorehouse

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Stubborn box office

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Flirting parlour

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Very tactful bronze idiot

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: amber ungodly institution wagecucks

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Grizzly Gaming Laptop Stock Car

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: amber ungodly institution wagecucks

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Grizzly Gaming Laptop Stock Car

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Brass filthy market sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: amber ungodly institution wagecucks

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Flirting parlour

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Grizzly Gaming Laptop Stock Car

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Brass filthy market sneaky criminal

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: amber ungodly institution wagecucks

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Brass filthy market sneaky criminal

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: amber ungodly institution wagecucks

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Brass filthy market sneaky criminal

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: amber ungodly institution wagecucks

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: amber ungodly institution wagecucks

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: know-it-all whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Brass filthy market sneaky criminal

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Frisky Idiotic Locus

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Pale national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Brass filthy market sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: apoplectic arousing filthpig location

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: nofapping soul-stirring incel

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Diverse buff messiness heaven



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Boyish Liquid Oxygen Temple

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099235)