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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 ...
well-lubricated laser beams
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(The Beaver™ Logs All)
well-lubricated laser beams
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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
well-lubricated laser beams
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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
well-lubricated laser beams
  07/09/25
I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
coiffed mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/25
Wtf
clear blood rage faggotry
  07/09/25
Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
mischievous swollen puppy
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
clear blood rage faggotry
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
coiffed mad-dog skullcap
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disco fries
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When do I start?
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crimson lascivious library persian
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buttfaggot
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eucalyptus bubble bear
  07/13/25
Can I jog around the parking lot?
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crimson lascivious library persian
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enigmas
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i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
slimy business firm therapy
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
red odious field trust fund
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
slimy business firm therapy
  07/09/25
sign me up
stirring main people pozpig
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crimson lascivious library persian
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
curious painfully honest native
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Amethyst gas station organic girlfriend
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crimson lascivious library persian
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
Heady violent dragon tank
  07/09/25
The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
clear blood rage faggotry
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
beady-eyed mustard senate
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
clear blood rage faggotry
  07/09/25
i'm not trapped in here with you etc
beady-eyed mustard senate
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crimson lascivious library persian
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ttiwwop
Disturbing Transparent Church Selfie
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
Amethyst gas station organic girlfriend
  07/09/25
What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
Emerald impertinent principal's office
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
clear blood rage faggotry
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well-lubricated laser beams
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razzle-dazzle pungent philosopher-king hall
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Big cruise ship friendly grandma
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crimson lascivious library persian
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hehe
buttfaggot
  07/13/25
Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
exhilarant whorehouse jew
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
beady-eyed mustard senate
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
mischievous swollen puppy
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razzle-dazzle pungent philosopher-king hall
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crimson lascivious library persian
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
Wonderful Doctorate
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whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
stirring main people pozpig
  07/09/25
Lol
clear blood rage faggotry
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Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
Heady violent dragon tank
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your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
stirring main people pozpig
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razzle-dazzle pungent philosopher-king hall
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
tan thirsty stead
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Big cruise ship friendly grandma
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enigmas
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I don't see why not.
red odious field trust fund
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assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
french stag film
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
smoky home generalized bond
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
french stag film
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crimson lascivious library persian
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
arrogant halford goal in life
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crimson lascivious library persian
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
demanding genital piercing elastic band
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
smoky home generalized bond
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Big cruise ship friendly grandma
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
stirring main people pozpig
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U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
demanding genital piercing elastic band
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
exhilarant whorehouse jew
  07/10/25
OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
mischievous swollen puppy
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And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
exhilarant whorehouse jew
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This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
flushed razzmatazz brethren church building
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well-lubricated laser beams
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Coral adventurous skinny woman
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Bearded dog poop university
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
exciting abusive crackhouse
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Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
well-lubricated laser beams
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Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
glittery outnumbered den water buffalo
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
demanding genital piercing elastic band
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crimson lascivious library persian
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mischievous swollen puppy
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
Bossy striped hyena
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180
crimson lascivious library persian
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DESCRIBE the research
Heady violent dragon tank
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well-lubricated laser beams
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maize diverse multi-billionaire center
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1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
Bossy striped hyena
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
glittery outnumbered den water buffalo
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
Bossy striped hyena
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eucalyptus bubble bear
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
glittery outnumbered den water buffalo
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Cq
crimson lascivious library persian
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
rose private investor
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
mischievous swollen puppy
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eucalyptus bubble bear
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Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
curious painfully honest native
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Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
indigo haunting office fat ankles
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
curious painfully honest native
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eucalyptus bubble bear
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STEPHEN MILLER
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enigmas
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enigmas
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Looks better than prison food, so yes. https://youtu.be/g...
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But where do I get 25m
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: coiffed mad-dog skullcap

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: clear blood rage faggotry

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: mischievous swollen puppy

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: clear blood rage faggotry

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: coiffed mad-dog skullcap

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: coiffed mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: coiffed mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: coiffed mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: coiffed mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49114075)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: excitant shimmering legal warrant

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: brindle parlour marketing idea

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: slimy business firm therapy

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: red odious field trust fund

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: slimy business firm therapy

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: stirring main people pozpig

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091990)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: curious painfully honest native

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Amethyst gas station organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Heady violent dragon tank

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: clear blood rage faggotry

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed mustard senate

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: clear blood rage faggotry

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed mustard senate

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091981)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Disturbing Transparent Church Selfie

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Amethyst gas station organic girlfriend

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Emerald impertinent principal's office

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: clear blood rage faggotry

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pungent philosopher-king hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Big cruise ship friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse jew

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed mustard senate

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: mischievous swollen puppy

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pungent philosopher-king hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Doctorate

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: stirring main people pozpig

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: clear blood rage faggotry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Heady violent dragon tank

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: stirring main people pozpig

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pungent philosopher-king hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: tan thirsty stead

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Big cruise ship friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: red odious field trust fund

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: french stag film

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: smoky home generalized bond

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: french stag film

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: arrogant halford goal in life

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: demanding genital piercing elastic band

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: smoky home generalized bond

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Big cruise ship friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: stirring main people pozpig

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: demanding genital piercing elastic band

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse jew

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: mischievous swollen puppy

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse jew

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: flushed razzmatazz brethren church building

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Coral adventurous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Bearded dog poop university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: exciting abusive crackhouse

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: glittery outnumbered den water buffalo

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: demanding genital piercing elastic band

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: mischievous swollen puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Bossy striped hyena

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Heady violent dragon tank

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: well-lubricated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: maize diverse multi-billionaire center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Bossy striped hyena

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: glittery outnumbered den water buffalo

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Bossy striped hyena

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: glittery outnumbered den water buffalo

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: crimson lascivious library persian

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: rose private investor

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: mischievous swollen puppy

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: curious painfully honest native

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: indigo haunting office fat ankles

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: curious painfully honest native

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: indigo haunting office fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: ..;;.;;;;.;;..;.;;;;.;;..;;,;;,....


Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,,,.,,,,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,..,,


But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Elisa#49114065)