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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
tell me
Purple fat ankles
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
lol tyft
talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Poppy thriller locale
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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philosemitic antizionist
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
trip silver lettuce step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
lmao
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sapphire turdskin depressive
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
cerebral hairless house regret
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Lilac Bisexual Mental Disorder Lodge
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
rofl
Purple fat ankles
  08/14/13
180
glassy useless principal's office
  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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Stubborn twinkling property
  08/14/13
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talented fortuitous meteor french chef
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Stubborn twinkling property
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
trip silver lettuce step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Stubborn twinkling property
  08/14/13
best of thread
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
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sapphire turdskin depressive
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
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talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
overrated titillating nibblets hell
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
trip silver lettuce step-uncle's house
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Bipolar Pontificating Boiling Water
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Razzle Shrine Ratface
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Marvelous massive son of senegal church building
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Stubborn twinkling property
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
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(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Blue mind-boggling resort kitty
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
stirring yellow coffee pot associate
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Lilac Bisexual Mental Disorder Lodge
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
glassy useless principal's office
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
stirring yellow coffee pot associate
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Blue mind-boggling resort kitty
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
stirring yellow coffee pot associate
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
stirring yellow coffee pot associate
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
stirring yellow coffee pot associate
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
stirring yellow coffee pot associate
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
stirring yellow coffee pot associate
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
stirring yellow coffee pot associate
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
whatever
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Heady Crackhouse
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Stubborn twinkling property
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
180
glassy useless principal's office
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Multi-colored deer antler gunner
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Stubborn twinkling property
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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Fishy cocky theatre tank
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
glassy useless principal's office
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
glassy useless principal's office
  08/14/13
lol tyft
talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Emerald mexican menage
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
glassy useless principal's office
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
glassy useless principal's office
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
glassy useless principal's office
  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
lmao
talented fortuitous meteor french chef
  08/14/13
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tantric hissy fit clown
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Wonderful Pale Patrolman
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
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Fishy cocky theatre tank
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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Purple fat ankles
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
territorial milk
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
tripping 180 faggotry pit
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
tripping 180 faggotry pit
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
well-lubricated newt
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
charismatic casino
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
tripping 180 faggotry pit
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
cracking flickering university
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
charismatic casino
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Insecure federal factory reset button
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
Cerise Sandwich
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Outnumbered fuchsia coldplay fan
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Cerise Sandwich
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Outnumbered fuchsia coldplay fan
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
charismatic casino
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
aqua glittery parlour doctorate
  08/14/13
180
cordovan dashing spot
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Cerise Sandwich
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Greedy foreskin alpha
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Cerise Sandwich
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180
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Insecure federal factory reset button
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Light concupiscible chapel
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Internet-worthy exhilarant school ladyboy
  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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turquoise really tough guy philosopher-king
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Internet-worthy exhilarant school ladyboy
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Electric spruce kitty cat corner
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
provocative circlehead address
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
spectacular erotic scourge upon the earth church
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Godawful nursing home jew
  12/28/13
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Razzle-dazzle Heaven Wrinkle
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Bipolar Pontificating Boiling Water
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galvanic mustard sex offender school cafeteria
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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Cheese-eating citrine cruise ship
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Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
fragrant dun becky
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
narrow-minded trump supporter
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
fragrant dun becky
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Purple fat ankles

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Poppy thriller locale

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: spectacular erotic scourge upon the earth church

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Bipolar Pontificating Boiling Water

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Vigorous sable abode electric furnace



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Laughsome kitchen generalized bond

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Sinister iridescent temple potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle Shrine Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone hateful dragon plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Clear submissive dog poop roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: glassy useless principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Reading Party Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: sapphire turdskin depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: contagious crystalline new version theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: cerebral hairless house regret

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: trip silver lettuce step-uncle's house

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Purple fat ankles

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: galvanic mustard sex offender school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: sapphire turdskin depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: cerebral hairless house regret

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Flushed razzmatazz public bath pozpig

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Lilac Bisexual Mental Disorder Lodge

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Purple fat ankles

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: glassy useless principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Sadistic curious juggernaut

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Swollen floppy rigor useless brakes

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Cerise Sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Greedy foreskin alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Sinister iridescent temple potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: startled library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Reading Party Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Stubborn twinkling property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Stubborn twinkling property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: trip silver lettuce step-uncle's house

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Stubborn twinkling property

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: sapphire turdskin depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: sapphire turdskin depressive

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: overrated titillating nibblets hell

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: trip silver lettuce step-uncle's house

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Marvelous massive son of senegal church building

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Purple fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Frisky gay wizard orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling soggy hunting ground den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Greedy foreskin alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Bipolar Pontificating Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Razzle Shrine Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Marvelous massive son of senegal church building

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Puce national persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Stubborn twinkling property

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Mischievous Site

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: sticky beady-eyed native community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Stubborn twinkling property

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: histrionic carmine trust fund garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Electric spruce kitty cat corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Electric spruce kitty cat corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: startled library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Blue mind-boggling resort kitty

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: stirring yellow coffee pot associate

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Lilac Bisexual Mental Disorder Lodge

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Lilac Bisexual Mental Disorder Lodge

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: glassy useless principal's office

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: disrespectful internal respiration love of her life

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: diverse tan parlor quadroon

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: stirring yellow coffee pot associate

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Blue mind-boggling resort kitty

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: tantric hissy fit clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: stirring yellow coffee pot associate

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: stirring yellow coffee pot associate

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: stirring yellow coffee pot associate

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: stirring yellow coffee pot associate

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: stirring yellow coffee pot associate

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: stirring yellow coffee pot associate

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Heady Crackhouse

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Stubborn twinkling property

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Frisky gay wizard orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: glassy useless principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored deer antler gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Stubborn twinkling property

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Fishy cocky theatre tank

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Fishy cocky theatre tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: glassy useless principal's office

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: glassy useless principal's office

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Motley honey-headed laser beams theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Frisky gay wizard orchestra pit

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Boyish Umber Base

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Emerald mexican menage

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: glassy useless principal's office

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: glassy useless principal's office

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: glassy useless principal's office

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: cracking flickering university

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: talented fortuitous meteor french chef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: tantric hissy fit clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Wonderful Pale Patrolman

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mentally impaired bespoke whorehouse organic girlfriend

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Fishy cocky theatre tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Embarrassed To The Bone Volcanic Crater National Security Agency

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: galvanic mustard sex offender school cafeteria

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Purple fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Transparent Tanning Salon Haunted Graveyard

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: territorial milk

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Light concupiscible chapel

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: tripping 180 faggotry pit

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: tripping 180 faggotry pit

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: tripping 180 faggotry pit

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: well-lubricated newt

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: charismatic casino

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: tripping 180 faggotry pit

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Insecure federal factory reset button

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: cracking flickering university

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Sinister iridescent temple potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: charismatic casino

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Insecure federal factory reset button

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: provocative circlehead address

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: flatulent translucent twinkling uncleanness station

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Outnumbered fuchsia coldplay fan

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Cerise Sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Outnumbered fuchsia coldplay fan

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Cerise Sandwich

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered fuchsia coldplay fan

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: charismatic casino

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Nofapping place of business

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Blue mind-boggling resort kitty

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: aqua glittery parlour doctorate

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: cordovan dashing spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Cerise Sandwich

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Greedy foreskin alpha

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Cerise Sandwich

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: turquoise really tough guy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: apoplectic water buffalo institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: tripping 180 faggotry pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Insecure federal factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Light concupiscible chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Internet-worthy exhilarant school ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Seedy racy piazza

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet-lagged bbw weed whacker

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: turquoise really tough guy philosopher-king

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: orchid gas station giraffe

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: tripping 180 faggotry pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: salmon knife mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: brindle stage

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Ocher excitant marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac forum

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: comical chartreuse home

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: maize slimy pisswyrm genital piercing

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: big magical dingle berry athletic conference

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: turquoise really tough guy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Internet-worthy exhilarant school ladyboy

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Electric spruce kitty cat corner

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: provocative circlehead address

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: spectacular erotic scourge upon the earth church

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Godawful nursing home jew

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Frozen Burgundy Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Heaven Wrinkle

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: scarlet haunting hominid legend

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: splenetic location

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Bipolar Pontificating Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Mischievous Site

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating citrine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Greedy foreskin alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: galvanic mustard sex offender school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: galvanic mustard sex offender school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Bipolar Pontificating Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: galvanic mustard sex offender school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: arrogant olive range gaping

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating citrine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Maroon Windowlicker Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: fragrant dun becky

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: narrow-minded trump supporter

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: fragrant dun becky

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: startled library



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: galvanic mustard sex offender school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: galvanic mustard sex offender school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Frum brunch immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: startled library



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: startled library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#44198924)