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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
tell me
Stimulating khaki french chef stage
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
lol tyft
dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Umber Racy Indirect Expression
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Honey-headed aggressive university people who are hurt
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Spectacular Nursing Home Regret
  05/12/15
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vibrant rehab rigor
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  01/19/16
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Razzle-dazzle cyan abode puppy
  06/07/17
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avocado station
  03/31/18
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  07/18/18
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Hairraiser Useless Dog Poop Cuck
  07/18/18
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Flirting white selfie
  12/16/21
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mahogany coldplay fan bawdyhouse
  02/16/23
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Turquoise wild range philosopher-king
  12/11/24
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Magical lake pit
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Vivacious rusted heaven toaster
  08/12/25
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Maize multi-colored faggotry
  08/12/25
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Magical lake pit
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Effete Senate
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
floppy translucent chapel electric furnace
  08/14/13
lmao
Stimulating khaki french chef stage
  05/12/15
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Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse
  12/11/24
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Turquoise wild range philosopher-king
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Effete Senate
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
yellow zombie-like piazza
  08/14/13
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dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Anal disturbing pervert
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
rofl
Stimulating khaki french chef stage
  08/14/13
180
Flirting white selfie
  08/14/13
rofl
insanely creepy salmon dilemma
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
crimson sadistic kitchen
  08/14/13
lol
swashbuckling halford
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Sick adventurous temple useless brakes
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Razzle-dazzle cyan abode puppy
  03/10/14
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federal friendly grandma library
  03/24/21
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mahogany coldplay fan bawdyhouse
  02/16/23
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Vivacious rusted heaven toaster
  08/12/25
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high-end school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
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high-end school cafeteria
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
floppy translucent chapel electric furnace
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
high-end school cafeteria
  08/14/13
best of thread
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
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poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
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Turquoise wild range philosopher-king
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Turquoise wild range philosopher-king
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
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dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
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dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
diverse juggernaut
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
floppy translucent chapel electric furnace
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Deranged gas station
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Stimulating khaki french chef stage
  08/14/13
180
Flushed International Law Enforcement Agency Roast Beef
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startling hot travel guidebook gunner
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Sick adventurous temple useless brakes
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Emerald cracking legend
  08/17/13
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Spectacular Nursing Home Regret
  01/19/16
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avocado station
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Deranged gas station
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
lol
Beta stag film
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
high-end school cafeteria
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
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poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
free-loading institution stain
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cream fighting garrison
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
high-end school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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big hospital
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
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poppy circlehead church building
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Peach lay
  09/11/13
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Peach lay
  02/16/23
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federal friendly grandma library
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
lascivious masturbator
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Tan comical plaza
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Anal disturbing pervert
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Anal disturbing pervert
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Flirting white selfie
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Offensive Hairless Bbw Locale
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Chrome chad
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Tan comical plaza
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
lascivious masturbator
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
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ungodly digit ratio dingle berry
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Tan comical plaza
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Tan comical plaza
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Tan comical plaza
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Tan comical plaza
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Tan comical plaza
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Tan comical plaza
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
whatever
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
at-the-ready ebony area hunting ground
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
high-end school cafeteria
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
lol
Flushed International Law Enforcement Agency Roast Beef
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
180
Flirting white selfie
  08/14/13
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electric abusive orchestra pit mother
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
high-end school cafeteria
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Navy Resort Boltzmann
  08/14/13
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Navy Resort Boltzmann
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Flirting white selfie
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Flirting white selfie
  08/14/13
lol tyft
dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
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sable skinny woman mental disorder
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Flushed International Law Enforcement Agency Roast Beef
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
know-it-all contagious forum mexican
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
fragrant gaming laptop headpube
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Flirting white selfie
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Flirting white selfie
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Flirting white selfie
  08/14/13
165
Excitant black parlour roommate
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
lmao
dun flatulent stead
  08/14/13
...
ungodly digit ratio dingle berry
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
cruel-hearted burgundy locus idiot
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
histrionic gay wizard
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Emerald cracking legend
  08/14/13
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Navy Resort Boltzmann
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
Pics?
Sapphire community account
  08/14/13
link?
Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse
  08/17/13
...
Stimulating khaki french chef stage
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
aromatic azure deer antler azn
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
ivory cerebral karate whorehouse
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Odious transparent personal credit line
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
pungent office weed whacker
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
pungent office weed whacker
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
pungent office weed whacker
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
well-lubricated canary brunch hominid
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Stirring Dysfunction Rigpig
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
pungent office weed whacker
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Violent Self-centered Yarmulke
  08/14/13
Underrated
Excitant black parlour roommate
  08/15/13
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Razzle-dazzle cyan abode puppy
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Stirring Dysfunction Rigpig
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Violent Self-centered Yarmulke
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
trip pearly trump supporter milk
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
poppy circlehead church building
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Cheese-eating crawly old irish cottage dragon
  08/14/13
lol
swashbuckling halford
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Cheese-eating crawly old irish cottage dragon
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
swashbuckling halford
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Cheese-eating crawly old irish cottage dragon
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Stirring Dysfunction Rigpig
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Mauve party of the first part
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
lascivious masturbator
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Fuchsia fanboi meetinghouse
  08/14/13
180
Vermilion duck-like home dopamine
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
swashbuckling halford
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Sick adventurous temple useless brakes
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
swashbuckling halford
  08/14/13
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orchid laughsome boistinker
  08/14/13
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Flesh Soul-stirring Incel Casino
  08/14/13
180
pungent office weed whacker
  08/14/13
...
Violent Self-centered Yarmulke
  08/15/13
...
Odious transparent personal credit line
  08/17/13
...
Silver bull headed ratface
  09/11/13
Lmao
Embarrassed to the bone laser beams stage
  06/07/17
...
Vivacious rusted heaven toaster
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
bearded indian lodge knife
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
orchid laughsome boistinker
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
arousing fantasy-prone public bath doctorate
  08/14/13
lol
pungent office weed whacker
  08/14/13
...
Olive thriller principal's office
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Supple talking place of business
  08/14/13
180
gay factory reset button
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Purple address immigrant
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Irate Frisky Scourge Upon The Earth Queen Of The Night
  08/17/13
poignant
Heady Overrated Lodge
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Drab Den
  08/17/13
...
orchid laughsome boistinker
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Silver bull headed ratface
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Peach lay
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
trip pearly trump supporter milk
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Honey-headed aggressive university people who are hurt
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
twinkling theater psychic
  12/28/13
...
kink-friendly topaz center multi-billionaire
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Chest-beating gaping
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
sooty jewess
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
impressive ruddy point
  03/10/14
...
Spectacular Nursing Home Regret
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
free-loading institution stain
  05/12/15
...
Spruce elite keepsake machete
  01/19/16
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Sick adventurous temple useless brakes
  10/25/17
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Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse
  11/29/15
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Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse
  12/23/15
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Spectacular Nursing Home Regret
  01/05/16
...
Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Aqua nofapping business firm preventive strike
  06/07/17
...
Spruce elite keepsake machete
  09/22/17
...
Emerald cracking legend
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
exciting ticket booth pistol
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Bat-shit-crazy patrolman trailer park
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
exciting ticket booth pistol
  07/18/18
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federal friendly grandma library
  04/30/19
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Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse
  06/21/20
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Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse
  06/23/20
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Milky depressive native
  07/11/20
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federal friendly grandma library
  12/16/21
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federal friendly grandma library
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836076)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Stimulating khaki french chef stage

tell me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836078)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Umber Racy Indirect Expression

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed aggressive university people who are hurt

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Spectacular Nursing Home Regret

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872815)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: vibrant rehab rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872817)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: territorial shrine nibblets

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan abode puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: avocado station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Fishy vengeful persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser Useless Dog Poop Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Flirting white selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mahogany coldplay fan bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Turquoise wild range philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Magical lake pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Vivacious rusted heaven toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Maize multi-colored faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Magical lake pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Effete Senate

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: floppy translucent chapel electric furnace

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Stimulating khaki french chef stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Turquoise wild range philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Effete Senate

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: yellow zombie-like piazza

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Anal disturbing pervert

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Stimulating khaki french chef stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Flirting white selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: insanely creepy salmon dilemma

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: crimson sadistic kitchen

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Sick adventurous temple useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan abode puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: federal friendly grandma library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mahogany coldplay fan bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Vivacious rusted heaven toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: high-end school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: high-end school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: floppy translucent chapel electric furnace

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: high-end school cafeteria

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Turquoise wild range philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Turquoise wild range philosopher-king

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: diverse juggernaut

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: floppy translucent chapel electric furnace

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Deranged gas station

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Stimulating khaki french chef stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Flushed International Law Enforcement Agency Roast Beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: startling hot travel guidebook gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Sick adventurous temple useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Spectacular Nursing Home Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: avocado station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Deranged gas station

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Beta stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: high-end school cafeteria

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: free-loading institution stain

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: cream fighting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: high-end school cafeteria

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: big hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Peach lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Peach lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: federal friendly grandma library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: lascivious masturbator

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Tan comical plaza

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Anal disturbing pervert

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Anal disturbing pervert

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Flirting white selfie

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Offensive Hairless Bbw Locale

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Chrome chad

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Tan comical plaza

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: lascivious masturbator

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: ungodly digit ratio dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Tan comical plaza

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Tan comical plaza

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Tan comical plaza

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Tan comical plaza

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Tan comical plaza

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Tan comical plaza

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready ebony area hunting ground

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: high-end school cafeteria

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Flushed International Law Enforcement Agency Roast Beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Flirting white selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: electric abusive orchestra pit mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: high-end school cafeteria

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Navy Resort Boltzmann

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Navy Resort Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Flirting white selfie

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Flirting white selfie

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: sable skinny woman mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Flushed International Law Enforcement Agency Roast Beef

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: know-it-all contagious forum mexican

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: fragrant gaming laptop headpube

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Flirting white selfie

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Flirting white selfie

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Flirting white selfie

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Excitant black parlour roommate

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: dun flatulent stead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: ungodly digit ratio dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted burgundy locus idiot

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: histrionic gay wizard

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Emerald cracking legend

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Navy Resort Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Sapphire community account

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Stimulating khaki french chef stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: aromatic azure deer antler azn

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: ivory cerebral karate whorehouse

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Odious transparent personal credit line

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: pungent office weed whacker

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: pungent office weed whacker

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: pungent office weed whacker

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: well-lubricated canary brunch hominid

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Stirring Dysfunction Rigpig

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: pungent office weed whacker

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Violent Self-centered Yarmulke

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Excitant black parlour roommate

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan abode puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Stirring Dysfunction Rigpig

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Violent Self-centered Yarmulke

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: trip pearly trump supporter milk

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: poppy circlehead church building

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Cheese-eating crawly old irish cottage dragon

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Cheese-eating crawly old irish cottage dragon

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling halford

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Cheese-eating crawly old irish cottage dragon

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Stirring Dysfunction Rigpig

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Mauve party of the first part

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: lascivious masturbator

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia fanboi meetinghouse

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Vermilion duck-like home dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling halford

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Sick adventurous temple useless brakes

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling halford

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: orchid laughsome boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Flesh Soul-stirring Incel Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pungent office weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Violent Self-centered Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Odious transparent personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Silver bull headed ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone laser beams stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Vivacious rusted heaven toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: bearded indian lodge knife

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: orchid laughsome boistinker

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: arousing fantasy-prone public bath doctorate

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pungent office weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Olive thriller principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Supple talking place of business

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: gay factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Purple address immigrant

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Irate Frisky Scourge Upon The Earth Queen Of The Night

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Heady Overrated Lodge

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Drab Den

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: orchid laughsome boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Silver bull headed ratface

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Peach lay

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: trip pearly trump supporter milk

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed aggressive university people who are hurt

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: twinkling theater psychic

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly topaz center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating gaping

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: sooty jewess

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: impressive ruddy point

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Spectacular Nursing Home Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: free-loading institution stain

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Spruce elite keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Sick adventurous temple useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Spectacular Nursing Home Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Aqua nofapping business firm preventive strike

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Spruce elite keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Emerald cracking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: exciting ticket booth pistol

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy patrolman trailer park

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: exciting ticket booth pistol

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: federal friendly grandma library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Tantric marvelous clown crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Milky depressive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: federal friendly grandma library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: federal friendly grandma library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#44198924)