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Lilac Meetinghouse Gaming Laptop
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
nudist psychic
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
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  07/18/25
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  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
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  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
hilarious feces
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
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  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
Light School Cafeteria
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
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  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
Cruel-hearted Soggy Gas Station
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
Light School Cafeteria
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
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  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
Light School Cafeteria
  07/18/25
girth or length?
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  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
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  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
vivacious legend
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
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  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
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  07/18/25
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Haunting Sandwich
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
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  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
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  07/18/25
300k
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300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
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  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
spruce house-broken knife dingle berry
  07/18/25
is this a real question
Passionate becky mad cow disease
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
laughsome stubborn box office
  07/18/25
wow
spruce house-broken knife dingle berry
  07/18/25
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multi-colored coiffed senate hominid
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
Brilliant Hairraiser Point Giraffe
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
Cerebral Shitlib Set
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
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  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
Silver bisexual space rigpig
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
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  07/18/25
saame
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  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
razzle misanthropic indirect expression
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
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  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
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  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
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"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
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  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
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  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Lilac Meetinghouse Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: nudist psychic

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: hilarious feces

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: nudist psychic

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Shitlib Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Passionate becky mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: apoplectic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Territorial Translucent Lettuce Base

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: hilarious feces

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle geriatric locus mediation

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Light School Cafeteria

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Provocative fiercely-loyal pervert

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: multi-colored coiffed senate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Soggy Gas Station

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Light School Cafeteria

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Sooty Brunch

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Light School Cafeteria

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: lavender charismatic stag film

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Zombie-like Laser Beams Kitty

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: vivacious legend

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Bateful boltzmann

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: vivacious legend

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Haunting Sandwich

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready Dopamine Cuck

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: spruce house-broken knife dingle berry

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: White marvelous site bbw

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Passionate becky mad cow disease

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: spruce house-broken knife dingle berry

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Passionate becky mad cow disease

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: laughsome stubborn box office

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: spruce house-broken knife dingle berry

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: multi-colored coiffed senate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Brilliant Hairraiser Point Giraffe

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Shitlib Set

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Silver bisexual space rigpig

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Silver bisexual space rigpig

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Carnelian menage

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Crawly Nibblets Parlour

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: razzle misanthropic indirect expression

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Infuriating indian lodge telephone

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Yellow motley house jew

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: gay crackhouse

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: slap-happy pit

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Filthy Tanning Salon

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: multi-colored coiffed senate hominid

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115313)