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Maize Narrow-minded Public Bath Lettuce
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
razzle-dazzle well-lubricated genital piercing
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
big pale shrine coffee pot
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
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180 pisswyrm
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buttfaggot
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
Chestnut nofapping goyim
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
big pale shrine coffee pot
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
vibrant business firm associate
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
sable stimulating office
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
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i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
amethyst crusty cruise ship
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
sable stimulating office
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
kink-friendly vigorous faggot firefighter
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
sable stimulating office
  07/18/25
girth or length?
Fluffy Doobsian Fat Ankles Chapel
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
Iridescent motley casino
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
cyan library
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
cerebral menage mental disorder
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
cyan library
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
Vengeful Sound Barrier Orchestra Pit
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
Aromatic internet-worthy point ladyboy
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
clear sex offender mother
  07/18/25
300k
Zippy fishy stead masturbator
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
180 pisswyrm
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
clear sex offender mother
  07/18/25
is this a real question
180 pisswyrm
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
zombie-like unhinged station
  07/18/25
wow
clear sex offender mother
  07/18/25
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i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
Primrose Antidepressant Drug Really Tough Guy
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
flirting opaque hominid
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
heady regret location
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
heady regret location
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
dead stain incel
  07/18/25
saame
aquamarine hairy legs property
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
flushed blathering trust fund
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
sensitive robot
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
Paralegal Muhammad
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
.,.,;,.,.,;,;.,
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Maize Narrow-minded Public Bath Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle well-lubricated genital piercing

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: big pale shrine coffee pot

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle well-lubricated genital piercing

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: flirting opaque hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: 180 pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Chestnut nofapping goyim

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: big pale shrine coffee pot

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: vibrant business firm associate

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: sable stimulating office

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Puce charismatic mexican

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: amethyst crusty cruise ship

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: sable stimulating office

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous faggot firefighter

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: sable stimulating office

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Fluffy Doobsian Fat Ankles Chapel

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Iridescent motley casino

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: cyan library

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: cerebral menage mental disorder

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: cyan library

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Vengeful Sound Barrier Orchestra Pit

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Aromatic internet-worthy point ladyboy

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: clear sex offender mother

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Zippy fishy stead masturbator

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: 180 pisswyrm

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: clear sex offender mother

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: 180 pisswyrm

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: zombie-like unhinged station

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: clear sex offender mother

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Primrose Antidepressant Drug Really Tough Guy

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: flirting opaque hominid

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: heady regret location

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: heady regret location

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: dead stain incel

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: aquamarine hairy legs property

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: flushed blathering trust fund

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: sensitive robot

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Paralegal Muhammad

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: .,.,;,.,.,;,;.,

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115313)