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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Aquamarine nofapping jap
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Smoky dopamine
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Aquamarine nofapping jap
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Smoky dopamine
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Supple Persian Messiness
  04/29/26
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Aquamarine nofapping jap
  04/29/26
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insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
black nubile spot goal in life
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disturbing hell mad cow disease
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insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
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Obsidian Abusive Boltzmann
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Orchid kitty candlestick maker
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Orchid kitty candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
disturbing hell mad cow disease
  05/02/26
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insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Aquamarine nofapping jap
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
black nubile spot goal in life
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Aquamarine nofapping jap
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Boyish white doctorate stag film
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180!
disturbing hell mad cow disease
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Supple Persian Messiness
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Aquamarine nofapping jap
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Disrespectful lilac school cafeteria
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Aquamarine nofapping jap
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Aquamarine nofapping jap
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Aquamarine nofapping jap
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Arousing bisexual mood parlour
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Aquamarine nofapping jap
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine
  05/01/26
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insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Arousing bisexual mood parlour
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
  05/01/26
180
Opaque cuckold church
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180. I love forklift cases
Supple Persian Messiness
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ruby keepsake machete resort
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How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
crusty sapphire chapel toaster
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crusty sapphire chapel toaster
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just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
contagious wild community account
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Aquamarine nofapping jap
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Aquamarine nofapping jap
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insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
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Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine
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insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
maize library fortuitous meteor
  05/01/26
Shalom.
insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
  05/01/26
congrats!
Orchid kitty candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Opaque cuckold church
  05/01/26
180
insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Aquamarine nofapping jap
  05/01/26
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insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
maize library fortuitous meteor
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath
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disturbing hell mad cow disease
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Smoky dopamine

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Smoky dopamine

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Supple Persian Messiness



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: black nubile spot goal in life

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: disturbing hell mad cow disease



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Obsidian Abusive Boltzmann



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Orchid kitty candlestick maker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Orchid kitty candlestick maker

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: disturbing hell mad cow disease

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: black nubile spot goal in life

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: disturbing hell mad cow disease

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Supple Persian Messiness

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful lilac school cafeteria

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual mood parlour

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual mood parlour

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Opaque cuckold church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Supple Persian Messiness

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: ruby keepsake machete resort



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: crusty sapphire chapel toaster

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: crusty sapphire chapel toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: contagious wild community account

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Titillating Spruce Round Eye Shrine



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: maize library fortuitous meteor

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Orchid kitty candlestick maker

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Opaque cuckold church

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping jap

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: maize library fortuitous meteor

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia faggot firefighter public bath

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: disturbing hell mad cow disease



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