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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Stubborn exciting therapy jew
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
hairraiser mexican
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
Boyish dun gunner antidepressant drug
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
big impertinent puppy
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
spectacular opaque cruise ship trump supporter
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
Mentally Impaired Spot
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
Jet Senate Marketing Idea
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
Mentally Impaired Spot
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
Mentally Impaired Spot
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
Mentally Impaired Spot
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
Mahogany motley stead
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
dha tux
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
dha tux
  07/22/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Stubborn exciting therapy jew

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: hairraiser mexican

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Boyish dun gunner antidepressant drug

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: big impertinent puppy

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: spectacular opaque cruise ship trump supporter

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Ocher cruel-hearted hell voyeur

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Jet Senate Marketing Idea

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Spot

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Mahogany motley stead

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Elisa#49122937)