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Hypo: live the rest of your life as CSLG or RSF sycophant?
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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) In this hypo you have to be in the tank as bad as disco fries or TDNW. You must choose a Patron Jew to follow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171807) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:24 AM Author: '''''"'"''"' candy ride sucks more RSF dick than anyone on this board. we're talking boatloads of cum. he always rushes to defend RSF if anyone criticizes him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49173704) |
Date: August 10th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Mymanides (HYMAN) CSLG at least pays for his friends. RSF: Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171809) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT cslg doesn’t have friends, LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171892) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) Can you two please stick to the hypo? This is a hypo thread. You must choose between two options. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171906) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:12 PM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT I can’t imagine anyone choosing to hang out with that sleazy rat faced weirdo vs with a chill drinking breh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171913) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) The hypo is open to all and everyone of different opinions. No one is right or wrong here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171922) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: smith Is this asking if I want to be a CSLG sycophant or CSLG himself?
My answer is the same either way just want to be clear |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) In the hypo you get to be kenny or chandler or disco fries. Not the man, but the man who worships the man. You have to be a full blown toadie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171931) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) BUT WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION DOLLARS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171945) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) Lmao jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171950) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Joe Satriani frowning at coldplay fan tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49171952) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Suicide with a high caliber weapon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49172055) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) Not a lot of fans of the hypo. 🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49172127) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Death seems better than being an unabashed, unrepentant sycophant of anyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49172154) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) lmao, I would never support or talk to RSF ever again if he treated me 1/100th as bad as clsg shits all over DF
hard for friendless dorks on xo to understand how simple this is |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT It's wild how that blubbery seal slaps and begs ratboi to throw him scraps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49172244) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:08 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) he loves the abuse. very deranged psyche, the exact type of person that clsg attracts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49172315) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) CSLG is 180. From what I have seen, RSF is 120 and eaten up inside by guilt, shame, and maybe some repressed Judaism. I’d take CSLG any day of the week. |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 4:13 PM Author: Candy Ride I wouldn't consider disco fries or TDNW to be sycophants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49172325) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) That's what makes you Candy Ride tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49173586) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:23 AM Author: '''''"'"''"' CR. you swallow way more of RSF's cum than anyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49173702) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: peeface i'd probably pick RSF.
80% chance with CSLG i'll at some point have to spend my time explaining away some disgusting and infamous public scandal. |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:37 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III The point of both of them and of EPAH and Dirte and Tommy and so many others, is that their lives are so fantastically different from my own. They’re what make this whole soap opera entertaining and help me interrogate my own life choices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49173601) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) Can you give an example of a time one of the aforementioned poasters was in a quirky life situation that you extracted a morality lesson from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49173603) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III “Should I open a side-hustle business with my spouse and our close friends?” Karma Sushi is my modern parable.
“Do I want to sail the world in retirement?” LJL, Tommy taught me so much about separating my escapist fantasies from my actual life goals.
“I recall my carefree and mildly dissolute youth fondly. What would it be like to go raging at nightclubs at this age? To chase young women?” RSF’s SO 180 Summer of Freedom makes me want to lie down for a nap just hearing about it.
“Goddamn I’m tired. Burning the candle at both ends with work and family. Maybe I should just skip the gym. What could go wrong?” I am absolutely the type of man where if I let go of all willpower I would wake up face down in a buttery to-go container of Alice Springs chicken. |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) This may be the most profound and unheralded scholarship in bort history. I tip my fedora to you, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49173699) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 12:26 AM Author: peeface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760733&forum_id=2Elisa#49173711) |