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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my...
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Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.
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Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter
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We are zero percent jewish
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There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the...
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I didn't say we were white gentiles
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why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she appl...
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I didn't think she would get accepted.
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This reasoning is normal
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she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses th...
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do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches...
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You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are fre...
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  12/19/25
Turbogoys here
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Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life
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Write out the costs for each school under consideration. ...
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It’s December, that means she got in early decision. ...
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Well ex….cuuuuuze me!
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great thread
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Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.
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I don't think you know how FAFSA works
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retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as mu...
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Typical Gen Xer
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Just let her take out loans
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What kind of Asian are you?
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South Asian
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: burgundy institution

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.

Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523510)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Floppy white casino

OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523515)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: burgundy institution

Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523520)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: titillating corner

Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523516)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: burgundy institution

We are zero percent jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523590)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: titillating corner

There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523602)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: burgundy institution

I didn't say we were white gentiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523611)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: deranged autistic mood meetinghouse

Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523529)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: burgundy institution

lol

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523531)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Unholy Chad



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Dun Cerebral Space Antidepressant Drug



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Shimmering dopamine old irish cottage



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic menage trust fund



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Odious double fault depressive



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: laughsome cocky spot



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: boyish church striped hyena



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: cobalt incel



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Offensive Gas Station



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Frozen awkward fat ankles new version

Pittsburg is an okay city too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: razzle gaping

why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523607)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: burgundy institution

I didn't think she would get accepted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523612)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Ocher dingle berry

Great parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523614)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Plum mind-boggling yarmulke sound barrier

This reasoning is normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523708)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic menage trust fund



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: razzle gaping

great job dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523715)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: trip scarlet athletic conference

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523623)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: talking contagious elastic band cuckoldry

She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523626)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: burgundy institution

We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523630)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: mewling parlor

wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523653)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: burgundy institution

We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.

I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523655)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: mewling parlor

she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523661)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Purple charismatic resort volcanic crater



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: razzle gaping

do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523731)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: mewling parlor

fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523954)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Unholy Chad

You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523629)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: burgundy institution

Turbogoys here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523634)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Buck-toothed set

Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Plum mind-boggling yarmulke sound barrier

Write out the costs for each school under consideration.

Post on refrigerator.

To be honest you should have done this sooner.

If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523670)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: blue vivacious mediation

It’s December, that means she got in early decision.

Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523717)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Plum mind-boggling yarmulke sound barrier

Well ex….cuuuuuze me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523722)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz garrison

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523673)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Transparent Domesticated Idea He Suggested

It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523703)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: burgundy institution

I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523709)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Transparent Domesticated Idea He Suggested

That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523790)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: big at-the-ready ladyboy friendly grandma

Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525176)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating nursing home



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Dull hilarious death wish partner

You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523721)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible trailer park immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524567)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy supple dilemma boiling water

Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?

If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523773)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: maroon spectacular theater

No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523778)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy supple dilemma boiling water

lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523781)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Lake therapy

why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523820)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: burgundy institution

I don't think you know how FAFSA works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523839)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Lake therapy

retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523959)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: khaki exhilarant public bath

Typical Gen Xer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523842)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: dashing quadroon

Why didn't you save for college?

Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523868)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Galvanic honey-headed native

Just let her take out loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523874)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Black Principal's Office

What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?

I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.

Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?

I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523913)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Arousing orchid senate

Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523920)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Bossy mildly autistic piazza

How many kids do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523930)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: overrated beady-eyed tanning salon

How much does Penn cost these days?

Your income/net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523944)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruddy travel guidebook deer antler

How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Puce goyim theatre

FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524074)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: azure racy twinkling uncleanness

Do uber shifts at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524443)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: Talented Walnut Dragon

just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524446)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: burgundy institution

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524494)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: snowy vengeful office

Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524457)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: burgundy institution

For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this.

https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524532)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: free-loading exciting step-uncle's house

Lmao u are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524570)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: burgundy institution

Proper fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525066)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: erotic adulterous internal respiration

Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524690)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: snowy vengeful office

this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525484)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Black Principal's Office

What kind of Asian are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524992)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: burgundy institution

South Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525054)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: titillating corner

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525067)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: burgundy institution

? We're all South Asians, are we not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525157)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: mewling parlor

…in this great dharavi of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525941)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: burgundy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526024)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Aqua Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526027)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating nursing home

In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526130)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic menage trust fund

two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535194)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: burgundy institution

Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.

I'm Christian btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535210)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic menage trust fund

in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.

try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535226)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: burgundy institution

I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.

I'm assuming applications are way down or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535243)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Aqua Rehab

Wow! Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cracking lime corn cake

gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Olive Hissy Fit Lay

1580kg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535258)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: appetizing submissive associate

she'll get a full ride at penn st

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: thirsty abusive scourge upon the earth den

damn man, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535254)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: cracking lime corn cake

She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535235)