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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Marshall W. Waller
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Jared Baumeister
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Jared Baumeister
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
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  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Jared Baumeister
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
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  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Jared Baumeister
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Marshall W. Waller
  01/05/26
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Marshall W. Waller
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Jared Baumeister
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Marshall W. Waller
  01/06/26
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Judas Jones
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Jared Baumeister
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
full-time AI slop consumer
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
i gave my cousin head
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
zoomer sexuality expert
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Jared Baumeister
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
https://i.imgur.com/wa2B8mT.png
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Jared Baumeister
  01/06/26
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  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
zoomer sexuality expert
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Jared Baumeister
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
https://i.imgur.com/wa2B8mT.png
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Jared Baumeister
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
https://i.imgur.com/wa2B8mT.png
  01/06/26
Lmao
Marshall W. Waller
  01/06/26
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This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: full-time AI slop consumer

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/wa2B8mT.png (gunneratttt)


the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: .,..,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,::,:,.,.:...,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/wa2B8mT.png (gunneratttt)


it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/wa2B8mT.png (gunneratttt)


well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,. ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: ::::::::::::::::::

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566761)