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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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peach native skinny woman
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
lascivious indian lodge mad cow disease
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
peach native skinny woman
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
lascivious indian lodge mad cow disease
  05/01/26
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mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
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french silver lay legal warrant
  04/29/26
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peach native skinny woman
  04/29/26
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mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
alcoholic office
  04/29/26
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hairless sexy base
  04/29/26
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mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
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Crusty Obsidian Toaster
  04/30/26
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Dashing red trump supporter den
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Dashing red trump supporter den
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
hairless sexy base
  05/02/26
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mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
peach native skinny woman
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
alcoholic office
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
peach native skinny woman
  04/29/26
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mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  04/29/26
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gold chest-beating step-uncle's house
  04/29/26
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ultramarine telephone senate
  04/29/26
180!
hairless sexy base
  04/29/26
hell yeah
french silver lay legal warrant
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
peach native skinny woman
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
amethyst milk university
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
peach native skinny woman
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
peach native skinny woman
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
peach native skinny woman
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
azure crawly juggernaut garrison
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
peach native skinny woman
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
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mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
azure crawly juggernaut garrison
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
180
gold chest-beating step-uncle's house
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
french silver lay legal warrant
  05/01/26
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Gaped sepia associate school cafeteria
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
ruby public bath
  04/30/26
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ruby public bath
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Magenta Passionate Useless Brakes
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
peach native skinny woman
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
peach native skinny woman
  05/01/26
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mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
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Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo
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mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Big-titted Marketing Idea Area
  05/01/26
Shalom.
mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
congrats!
Dashing red trump supporter den
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
gold chest-beating step-uncle's house
  05/01/26
180
mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
peach native skinny woman
  05/01/26
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mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Big-titted Marketing Idea Area
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
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hairless sexy base
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge mad cow disease

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge mad cow disease

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: french silver lay legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: alcoholic office

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: hairless sexy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Crusty Obsidian Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Dashing red trump supporter den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Dashing red trump supporter den

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: hairless sexy base

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: alcoholic office

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: gold chest-beating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: ultramarine telephone senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: hairless sexy base

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: french silver lay legal warrant

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: amethyst milk university

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: azure crawly juggernaut garrison

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: azure crawly juggernaut garrison

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: gold chest-beating step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: french silver lay legal warrant

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Gaped sepia associate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: ruby public bath

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: ruby public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Magenta Passionate Useless Brakes

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant Swollen Theater Stage Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Big-titted Marketing Idea Area

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Dashing red trump supporter den

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: gold chest-beating step-uncle's house

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: peach native skinny woman

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Big-titted Marketing Idea Area

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling house mad-dog skullcap

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: hairless sexy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860163)