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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Sexy bull headed brethren
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
violet menage national security agency
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Sexy bull headed brethren
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
violet menage national security agency
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
Vigorous emerald address
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
Vigorous emerald address
  09/10/24
Same
Swashbuckling pit
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
Vigorous emerald address
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Sexy bull headed brethren
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
Vigorous emerald address
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Sexy bull headed brethren
  09/10/24
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violet menage national security agency
  09/10/24
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Brilliant masturbator kitty
  09/10/24
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cream slap-happy nibblets candlestick maker
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
violet menage national security agency
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
very tactful twinkling library dog poop
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Charismatic pea-brained clown
  09/10/24
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Sexy bull headed brethren
  09/10/24
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Brass Sanctuary
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
Vigorous emerald address
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Concupiscible roommate
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
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Pearl marvelous location
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Pearl marvelous location
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
puce bateful institution boltzmann
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Sexy bull headed brethren
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Obsidian offensive stage
  11/26/24
1800000
tantric property new version
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Sexy bull headed brethren

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: violet menage national security agency

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Sexy bull headed brethren

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: violet menage national security agency

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Vigorous emerald address

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Vigorous emerald address

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pit

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Vigorous emerald address

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Sexy bull headed brethren

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Vigorous emerald address

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Sexy bull headed brethren

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: violet menage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Brilliant masturbator kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: cream slap-happy nibblets candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: violet menage national security agency

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: very tactful twinkling library dog poop

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Charismatic pea-brained clown

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Sexy bull headed brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Brass Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Vigorous emerald address

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Pearl marvelous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Pearl marvelous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: puce bateful institution boltzmann

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Sexy bull headed brethren

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Obsidian offensive stage

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: tantric property new version

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#49736580)