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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Shivering aqua yarmulke cuckoldry
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Shivering aqua yarmulke cuckoldry
  05/01/26
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stubborn senate
  05/01/26
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Pearly base goal in life
  04/29/26
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Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  04/29/26
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stubborn senate
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Demanding Main People
  04/29/26
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mustard vigorous international law enforcement agency telephone
  04/29/26
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stubborn senate
  05/01/26
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Pea-brained Milk
  04/30/26
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Turquoise provocative resort place of business
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Turquoise provocative resort place of business
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
stubborn senate
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
mustard vigorous international law enforcement agency telephone
  05/02/26
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stubborn senate
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Demanding Main People
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  04/29/26
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stubborn senate
  04/29/26
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canary fragrant school cafeteria
  04/29/26
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mauve startling boiling water
  04/29/26
180!
mustard vigorous international law enforcement agency telephone
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Pearly base goal in life
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
cruel-hearted marketing idea hell
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Bright piazza hairy legs
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Bright piazza hairy legs
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Deep Sex Offender
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Bright piazza hairy legs
  05/01/26
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stubborn senate
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Deep Sex Offender
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Bright piazza hairy legs
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
stubborn senate
  05/01/26
180
canary fragrant school cafeteria
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Pearly base goal in life
  05/01/26
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swollen multi-colored market
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Dashing Spot Weed Whacker
  04/30/26
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Dashing Spot Weed Whacker
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
glittery up-to-no-good gaming laptop
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Bright piazza hairy legs
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  05/01/26
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stubborn senate
  05/01/26
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Bright piazza hairy legs
  05/01/26
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stubborn senate
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Lilac Heaven Codepig
  05/01/26
Shalom.
stubborn senate
  05/01/26
congrats!
Turquoise provocative resort place of business
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
canary fragrant school cafeteria
  05/01/26
180
stubborn senate
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate
  05/01/26
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stubborn senate
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Lilac Heaven Codepig
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
stubborn senate
  05/01/26
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mustard vigorous international law enforcement agency telephone
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Shivering aqua yarmulke cuckoldry

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Shivering aqua yarmulke cuckoldry

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: stubborn senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Pearly base goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: stubborn senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Demanding Main People

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: mustard vigorous international law enforcement agency telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: stubborn senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Turquoise provocative resort place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Turquoise provocative resort place of business

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: stubborn senate

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: mustard vigorous international law enforcement agency telephone

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: stubborn senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Demanding Main People

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: stubborn senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: canary fragrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: mauve startling boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: mustard vigorous international law enforcement agency telephone

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Pearly base goal in life

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted marketing idea hell

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Bright piazza hairy legs

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Bright piazza hairy legs

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Deep Sex Offender

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Bright piazza hairy legs

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: stubborn senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Deep Sex Offender

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Bright piazza hairy legs

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: stubborn senate

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: canary fragrant school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Pearly base goal in life

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: swollen multi-colored market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing Spot Weed Whacker

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Dashing Spot Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: glittery up-to-no-good gaming laptop

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Bright piazza hairy legs

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: stubborn senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Bright piazza hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: stubborn senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Lilac Heaven Codepig

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: stubborn senate

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Turquoise provocative resort place of business

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: canary fragrant school cafeteria

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: stubborn senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Dopamine Degenerate

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: stubborn senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Lilac Heaven Codepig

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: stubborn senate

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: mustard vigorous international law enforcement agency telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860163)