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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
Vengeful chapel national security agency
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he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going ...
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"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
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Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
House-broken Useless Brakes
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
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“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
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  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
Angry blathering shrine
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
Insane slate area
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
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  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
apoplectic pit
  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
Scarlet ticket booth
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
Angry blathering shrine
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
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I wish NPB were still here
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That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
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  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
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provocative misanthropic abode faggotry
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Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
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Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this ...
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Charismatic cerise theatre personal credit line
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How do you think it got the name?
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  07/14/25
She is cute. Good for them.
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Vengeful chapel national security agency

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: House-broken Useless Brakes

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: crusty insecure stag film codepig

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Talented cream haunted graveyard knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49103125)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: coiffed azn macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: bipolar home fat ankles

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: nighttime shivering depressive

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Charismatic cerise theatre personal credit line

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: House-broken Useless Brakes

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: provocative misanthropic abode faggotry

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: razzle keepsake machete

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: provocative misanthropic abode faggotry

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Sadistic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Insane slate area

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Angry blathering shrine

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Insane slate area

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Scarlet ticket booth

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: apoplectic pit

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Scarlet ticket booth

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: Angry blathering shrine

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: stimulating church building

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Adventurous umber hall roommate

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: swollen son of senegal

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Insane slate area

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Vengeful chapel national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Charismatic cerise theatre personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: provocative misanthropic abode faggotry

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel national security agency

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: provocative misanthropic abode faggotry

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Insane slate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: offensive excitant foreskin regret

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: provocative misanthropic abode faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Boyish unhinged immigrant

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Charismatic cerise theatre personal credit line

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Adventurous umber hall roommate

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Charismatic cerise theatre personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: offensive excitant foreskin regret

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: maize filthpig patrolman

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Salmon aphrodisiac wagecucks windowlicker

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Salmon aphrodisiac wagecucks windowlicker

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: lavender faggot firefighter multi-billionaire

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Coral Aromatic Prole

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Honey-headed Electric Hospital Voyeur

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed Electric Hospital Voyeur

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stage pistol

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Honey-headed Electric Hospital Voyeur

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Well-lubricated spot sex offender

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: sick location blood rage

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed Electric Hospital Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Well-lubricated spot sex offender

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Well-lubricated spot sex offender

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: lemon friendly grandma

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Well-lubricated spot sex offender

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: lemon friendly grandma

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stage pistol

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: lavender faggot firefighter multi-billionaire

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: stimulating church building

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: Henna wonderful love of her life

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: House-broken Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Elisa#49105221)