The Internet of Things Is A Disaster
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
Your dryer won't dry clothes because it hasn't gotten a firmware update and is stuck on cool mode
Your sprinklers haven't worked for two weeks because they're too old to be compatible with your new router security features
You can't turn up the thermostat because the app won't load on your phone anymore
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Elisa#49610187) |
Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:32 PM Author: ban spaceporn
I don't understand how a washer and dryer being on the internet can help in any sort of way
The sprinkler I do understand, it's nice if that shit can adjust itself to the weather. There's an open source project for that, OpenSprinkler. Probably will last longer than commercial stuff
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Elisa#49610255) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:37 PM
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They sell it as features "Oh it has ultra load balancing etc." - but then your washer just yells at you because its mad you put a towel in the wash with a t-shirt.
Just fill up with soapy water and spin around and stfu. Who asked for a sensor to see it the load was balanced?
It's like people looked at the ease of use and reliablity of printers (i can't connect to the computer that a cable is running too derp derp derp) and thought - what if we applied this to everything?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Elisa#49610285)
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
THE LOAD MUST BE BALANCED
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Elisa#49610453) |
Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
prole tell, having any of your appliances connected to the internet
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Elisa#49610501) |
Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:40 PM Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
I can't disable these stupid appliance notifications from my Samsung "The Frame"
Why would I want dishwasher updates on my picture frame?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Elisa#49610518)
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