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smelly, putrid shit coming out of a woman's ass
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:44 PM Author: cucumbers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856131&forum_id=2Elisa#49811151) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: cucumbers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856131&forum_id=2Elisa#49812049) |
Date: April 12th, 2026 9:00 AM Author: Anhedonic Anaconda I never thought I’d have a fetish until the night I met Kayla. We were on our third date, back at her place, lights low, wine flowing, and things were heating up fast. She was this petite, yoga-toned brunette with a laugh that could melt steel. We’d been making out on the couch like teenagers when she suddenly froze, eyes wide. “Uh… babe,” she whispered, cheeks turning pink. “I really have to poop. Like… emergency level.” I laughed it off. “Go handle your business, I’ll wait.” But she didn’t move. Instead, she bit her lip, gave me this mischievous little smirk, and said, “Or… you could come with me?” Ten seconds later I was standing in her bathroom like a confused security guard while she dropped her panties and planted herself on the toilet. The first rumble hit like distant thunder. Then came the main event. The smell that erupted from her ass was not human. It was biological warfare. It was three-day-old roadkill mixed with spoiled milk and regret. A thick, eye-watering, putrid fog that should have come with a hazmat warning. The kind of stench that makes paint peel and small animals flee the apartment. And my dick betrayed me instantly. It went from zero to diamond-hard in half a second. I stood there, rock hard, staring at this beautiful woman as she grunted and pushed out the most unholy, smelly shit I’d ever encountered in my life. The sound was wet. The smell was apocalyptic. Tears were literally streaming down my face from the sheer toxicity, and yet my cock was throbbing like it had just discovered the meaning of life. Kayla noticed. How could she not? My pants were tented like a circus big top. She laughed mid-push, cheeks red from strain and embarrassment. “Are you… serious right now?” I couldn’t even speak. I just nodded frantically while another rancid wave rolled out of her and hit me like a freight train made of pure evil. My brain short-circuited. All I could think was: This is the most erotic thing that has ever happened to me. The wet splatter, the eye-watering sulfur, the way her perfect ass cheeks spread while she unleashed hell itself — it was doing things to me no Victoria’s Secret model ever had. She finished with one final, triumphant grunt and a plop that sounded like a bowling ball hitting water. The stench in that bathroom was now so dense you could practically chew it. I was lightheaded, horny, and questioning every life decision that led me to this moment. Kayla wiped, stood up, and looked at the absolute crime scene in the bowl. Then she looked at my painfully hard dick and raised an eyebrow. “So… you’re into that, huh?” I nodded again, voice hoarse. “Apparently I have a very specific and deeply broken kink.” She grinned, flushed the toilet (which did almost nothing to the smell), and pulled me toward the bedroom. “Well then,” she said, pushing me onto the bed, “next time I’ll save it for you. We can do face-to-ass. I had Mexican last night — trust me, it’s gonna be nuclear.” I came in my pants before she even finished the sentence.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the power of a woman’s putrid, room-clearing shit. It might just be the most confusing boner of your entire life.
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Anhedonic Anaconda (Gay virgin) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856131&forum_id=2Elisa#49812268) |